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Quote by APC
Sybian innit mush.
Claaaat.

Can you speak english next time?? lol
Didn't understand a word of that!!! :lol:
The article is the Sybian.
Safeburys.
Sainsburys you mean?They sell them? :shock:
Quote by celticq
SunBunny I think its a cool pic. I'm sure most folk with a digital cam will have taken this self portrait pic of themselves at some point.
I likes it lol

Its not that I don't like it cq I just cant..quite..figure out what it is! redface
Risking Sunbunnys scorn and mass derision - I sort of see a hand and a leg but can't quite make out what is going on - all very nice I'm sure hun..??????? rolleyes
Perhaps one day there'll be a Swinging Heaven Mardi Gras or Swinging Heaven Pride in Hyde Park - speakers etc and music from The Cheeky Girls!
Calista theres loads of places around Soho where Red said..not that I've ever been in any myself of course! redface
Yes Tune I agree I think these Led Zeppelin thread hi-jacks should ramble on over the hills and far way and thats the way we should bring it on home back to the original topic - which was??!!
Hey tune -the slighest mention of Led Zeppelin and you've got Vix,Spirted Away and me ready with our air guitars!
And,in the case of "Dazed and Confused",our air violin bows too!
How about a Seersucker suit - crease it as much as you like - doesn't matter - after Ponchos who knows - it could be Seersuckers turn to make a comeback next!
That Bonnies back with you Clyde is bit of good news indeed - rather like my good news that The Cheeky Girls are coming with me to The Essex Munch! :shock:
You all seem to be forgetting the Gatley Micro-Munch at the Gatley Arms,Gatley on December name is certainly down Libra.
I will be Pming those on the list soon with the secret details of the date and venue of this Micro-Munch.
I would say taking it steady is no bad thing Michael - you are young and at Uni - surely you are meeting lots of other exciting young people there anyway - and at your nightclub too! - I don't know if others agree,it depends on the person,but,mostly,Swingers are at least in their 20s,or 30/40/50/60s - you are in the midst of youth and beauty on your the midst of..a load of naughty people gaggin' for a shaggin'!!!
That'll be me then.. wink
Not all of us know who you are GG! You seem to be in a very deep situation there,a lot of it to do with the pressures of people around you and their disapproving of your lifestyle no easy answer to it, of luck if the three of you are happy,and,if you ever have to cross those bridges lets hope its won't be quite as bad as you fear it could be.
Of course I'm thinking of wearing a CATsuit to a munch!
But then again yer standard M&S mans suit - that'll be REALLY KINKY with all the other fellas in stockings and suspenders and stuff!
Must admit I find threads entitled "WOW - new girl on the site!" a bit more exciting this one but no matter,Horndog,come blow your horn..but not your dog - we draw the line at that sort of thing here redface
Chris - if you didn't need help you wouldn't be 'll find plenty of helpers - and plenty of helplessness too - but thats the glory of,thats the story of - so - get your map of the human heart out mate - you're gonna need it! wink
I agree with the message of peace being stressed here but there are a lot of one liners creeping into this thread! rolleyes
Dry your eyes mates! - The Cheeky Girls will still be going on - a silly record label with a lack of vision and faith in their artists won't stop the Cheeky Twosome!
And the Essex Munch will re-launch their careers with a bang!
I think new people to hear can take their lead from whats around them - you'll soon pick up on both the madcap humour and the quality debates and you'll have your own slant on them and can join in accordingly.
I admit to constantly putting one liners up but I hope they are mostly funny or relevent and invite someone else to pick up the ball so to speak.
I will also give threads a boost when I like the person - it may be out of affection even.
And a friendship can develop from one playful or thoughtful comment on never know which one it will hour is can build on that,the personal development of a connection made on the Forum.
Its rare I read a thread where I don't read SOMETHING amusing or worthwhile,don't learn ANYTHING from it.
I have to be free,to trust my momentery we turn into a bunch of grumpy navel gazers with our arms folded whats the point?
By the way - I posted a heartfelt,serious,long piece on Fabio's "Another Question for the Swinging Heaven masses" thread,one which featured many deep,thoughtful contributions.
By chance it got sandwiched between pictures of blowjobs etc from Satins person commented on my post to me out of the whole board.A post that was a gamble on my part - attention seeking,self pitying but brutally honest was noticed by one kind of prooved the point I was making - no,I wasn't against the party pics - I think its wonderful what they do there - and who can blame them being euphoric over it,I would be if I'd shagged half of Swinging Heaven while wearing stockings and suspenders!I'm just saying sometimes you can do something thats like a piece of your soul on here and nobody cares less - it means nothing to them - Vienna!
Fluck it- what does any of it mean Amigos?! wink
Quote by Happy Cats
There are women/men only interested in what they can get financially. There are also, men (mostly men I would guess) who believe that by paying they are entitled to sex.
Until you know them best to err on the side of caution.

Fair point Cats but,no - I personally would never EXPECT sex in return! - Surely women are more sussed out than that anyway! wink
Nor would I. And I guess that is the same as the vast majority of guys. However, I would advise my daughter to not take the risk of ending up with someone who accused her of leading them on and getting aggressive. Obviously the better you know someone then less the risk.
Yes,of course - its a cycle - each new generation discovers these unfortunate facts of life,true.
And some of us grown ups aren't so great at coping with stuff either! :wink:
Quote by Happy Cats
There are women/men only interested in what they can get financially. There are also, men (mostly men I would guess) who believe that by paying they are entitled to sex.
Until you know them best to err on the side of caution.

Fair point Cats but,no - I personally would never EXPECT sex in return! - Surely women are more sussed out than that anyway! wink
I will pay for everything but if she insists - I recently went to dinner with someone who totally insisted on paying and I realised she really wanted we went ever went out to somewhere for a meal again would I pay next time? - Of course!
When you think money is just a bartering system gone mad - its a game - it has no meaning.
But anyway - have I ever gone out,paid for everything?:
meal,drinks,taxi,hotel,private jet etc
- Yes I can be the only way I can show someone special that I'm someone special too.
Oh - the Private Jet was a joke girls!I earn crap money and live in a concrete box,and I'm not so much Colin Frith - more like Colin Filth actually! rolleyes
Yeah and one of thems called Gabriella - thats one top sexy name - wouldn't YOU like a girlfriend called Gabriella?Its so cool.
Actually having a girlfriend called ANYTHING wouldn't be bad.
Odd name for a girl though that,ANYTHING. rolleyes
Quote by sexyann57
And i thought you had taste FF lol wink

I do Ann -this thread has two of my favourite Avatars on it already! sillyhwoar: :phwoar:
But enough of me and Flapjack boy - I quite like yours and MQ's too! rolleyes