Quote by MQ
I posted this before the sarges thread and was waiting for it to drop off the page in shame but SOME TWONK BUMPED IT!!! :P :P :P
MQ - I was that TWONK
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hwoar: Actually that last post of mine is an old joke of Alex's she did when some complained about people placing nothing but Smiley posts.
- I did a 1000th post thread - Total Winston Churchill speech and total attention seeking self indulgence!
Ice Pie - don't do it - do you really want to hurt me? - I love you!
- I did a 1000th post thread - Total Winston Churchill speech and total attention seeking self indulgence!
Ice Pie - don't do it - do you really want to hurt me? - I love you!
:lol: :lol: Quote by Sarah1448
why don't we just lock up JGL and let him out next spring in time for the next munch:
I'm sure one of those obliging Mods could do something with one of their special buttons, but they might need persuading :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sarah - its been driving me mad for weeks - where is your butterfly?Is it on your shoulder?Or..????
Keep guessing, but I'm sure on of the chatter boxes on here who was at a certain party on saturday night or was it early Sunday morning will tell you. (if they do they are spoil sports!)
or better still wait till you meet me, and you can carry out your own personal inspection, you might also find the dolphin if you are lucky :!:
I am a friend of the dolphin - I hope to come back as one in the next life! :wink:
Quote by Sarah1448
why don't we just lock up JGL and let him out next spring in time for the next munch
I'm sure one of those obliging Mods could do something with one of their special buttons, but they might need persuading :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sarah - its been driving me mad for weeks - where is your butterfly?Is it on your shoulder?Or..????
"Hoisted by his own Petard" was a fave saying of a dear friend of mine who passed away a couple of years ago - I bet he's having a laugh looking down on me posting on here now - Thanks for reminding me of some good memories horny and dino.
I never knew about the petard being a bomb Ice!I thought it was a sort of male leotard for ballet dancers - so I was SLIGHTLY wrong about that there!
I never knew about the petard being a bomb Ice!I thought it was a sort of male leotard for ballet dancers - so I was SLIGHTLY wrong about that there!
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
OK...
I was originally gonna make this thread about my belly button for advice, so i put the subject in but as I was writing it I remebered about my idea of a secret santa so I scrubbed what id wrote and started over. I submitted the post then remebered that I hadnt changed the Subject...
Than someone gave me advice on my belly button, then some one else did and so on. :shock:lol
Classic!
Watch out you don't end up as daft as I am naughty!
So tired of it you post on a thread that had sunk way,way down the pages after 15 hours since the last posting and revive it again?
You are both as far as I can tell very popular people on here who run very popular party nights for which you are much admired,while I am a single guy who has zero influence on anything but likes the fun and the friendship on here and wants to open up to new possibilities in his life.
I'd like to invite attractive female members of the Forum to my party too.
But I doubt if I'll get any takers.
You are also both well known on the board for doing this tag team thing on here - you find some point some person makes and try to flare it up,provoke draws attention to you - just as this draws attention to me!But this one was dead as a dodo,yesterdays news but here we are again - and I'm nuts for even answering it again.
You repeatedly ignore any friendly gesture I've made on here toward you,focus instead on a point so minor its I really so important in your World?I know I'm one iota.
But goodwill does matter and I bear you no ill and you are entitled to any opinion you original comments I wrote about Fever Parties were so lightweight I could not have dreamt of such a reaction unless from a Fever-er themselves and good luck to them - they are young,flawlessly beautiful,and swing with others like them - nice work if you can get it I'm sure.
You are both as far as I can tell very popular people on here who run very popular party nights for which you are much admired,while I am a single guy who has zero influence on anything but likes the fun and the friendship on here and wants to open up to new possibilities in his life.
I'd like to invite attractive female members of the Forum to my party too.
But I doubt if I'll get any takers.
You are also both well known on the board for doing this tag team thing on here - you find some point some person makes and try to flare it up,provoke draws attention to you - just as this draws attention to me!But this one was dead as a dodo,yesterdays news but here we are again - and I'm nuts for even answering it again.
You repeatedly ignore any friendly gesture I've made on here toward you,focus instead on a point so minor its I really so important in your World?I know I'm one iota.
But goodwill does matter and I bear you no ill and you are entitled to any opinion you original comments I wrote about Fever Parties were so lightweight I could not have dreamt of such a reaction unless from a Fever-er themselves and good luck to them - they are young,flawlessly beautiful,and swing with others like them - nice work if you can get it I'm sure.
Right- to recap - this isn't a thread about belly buttons thats called "Belly Button."
However Jaky and MQ HAVE written about their belly lil_miz who started the thread called "Belly Button" has now written about her belly button as well as about anon Santa kisses in PMs and her 700th post.
But SunBunny has written against anon Santa kisses in PMs and her 100th post.
Its getting confusing.
But I like it!
Can I just say I must congratulate SunBunny especially - with masterful economy she has said more in 100 posts than many could in a 1000!
- Well done that Bunny! x :thumbup:
However Jaky and MQ HAVE written about their belly lil_miz who started the thread called "Belly Button" has now written about her belly button as well as about anon Santa kisses in PMs and her 700th post.
But SunBunny has written against anon Santa kisses in PMs and her 100th post.
Its getting confusing.
But I like it!
Can I just say I must congratulate SunBunny especially - with masterful economy she has said more in 100 posts than many could in a 1000!
- Well done that Bunny! x :thumbup:
Politics and music DO mix - its a failed mix but even trying,even Lee from Blue,its worth something.
The Who - The Clash tried.
Try Chumbawamba!
How crass to hi-jack an important thread with nosense about f**king the arse off Girls Aloud's Cheryl Tweedy..
..moans softly,starts to rub his..
..Cheryl Tweedy and music do mix.
I'd like to f**k the arse off Politics and Music..
..moans..
The Who - The Clash tried.
Try Chumbawamba!
How crass to hi-jack an important thread with nosense about f**king the arse off Girls Aloud's Cheryl Tweedy..
..moans softly,starts to rub his..
..Cheryl Tweedy and music do mix.
I'd like to f**k the arse off Politics and Music..
..moans..
:bs: :boxing: Quote by Ice Pie
This is getting ridiculous. Most of the posts that have gone in over the last few days are just people posting one-liners to up their post count and then increasing it still further by congratulating themselves for posting so much complete shit.
IT'S BORING!!!:x :x
My thousand one was a chance for me to windbag a bit and thank a few people - Go and look at it on page 2/3 where-ever its got to and bump it up again someone!
I did do a somewhat misunderstood send up of these threads for my 300th but,hell,my 1000th - I wanted to indulge so I did!It did say SOMETHING though but,heck,this is actually Swinging Heaven and Hell so..if it gives people a lift -it keeps them on the heavenly side!
Ditto the partygoers - they're just high and want to relive a fantastic time - why not?
oops..and 800 - well done JGL!
