Hey team.

I’ve come back after my temultuous on again/off again love affair with this site. Regardless of the reasoning - I do like it here, and have enjoyed all the people I’ve met to date or have fun with.

Here goes - I’m a 37 year old who looks about 28 (ish), despite shaving my head. I’m not sporty, but I am pretty average in terms of weight, so that may be boring to some. Think dad bod.

Mostly clean (shaven or trimmed) down there, with no preference as to the person(s) I meet with. I do however find attraction in personality, and have ADHD, which makes it easier to lose focus in the moment. I’ve always found getting to know someone and being more attracted to them helps massively in that regard.

I’m very much into pleasuring, rather than being pleasured - though I am happy to let someone take over. Ultimately, I enjoy helping fulfill fantasies, no matter how depraved (though pain and shit (like acruel faeces) are generally out).

I’m 420 friendly, super easy to talk to, also very empathetic, so I’ll always understand the anxiety that causes those last minute cancellations, and won’t judge. Life is hard enough without having to worry about the fun you’re looking to have too. As such, unless you know what you want, I’d generally go for a social first - both to get to know each other, but also (if alcohol is your jam) to help ease all parties into things.

Happy to discuss, and whatever is suggested, it won’t offend me, so do your worst.

Lastly, I’m not really looking for guys here on their own. If and when I want that, other apps exist and, let’s be honest, it’s not hard to find a thirsty guy. If you contact me, I’ll probably ignore you, or maybe play dumb in my reply. Either way, it’s a waste of time on your part :)

Look forward to hopefully hearing from a few of you soon :)