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Florence
Over 90 days ago
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Well I haven't got a fecking clue who's who.
Have I got time for a Quicky before they send me back to that roundabout???? :twisted: :twisted:
Hello, sorry I'm late. I went to a party with the Trumpton Fire Brigade. Wow those firemen know how to give a girl a good time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Had to do them in the right order:
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.
By the time Dibble had dribbled I didn't have much energy left for poor old Grubb! wink
Oh Bob !! I have never been good at DIY. Do you fancy giving me a hand? wink :twisted: :twisted:
Oh good. Bill and Ben are here. I wonder if they're up for a bit of MMF ??
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you've blown it.

FFS! Did I miss that as well? rolleyes
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Uh-Uh you're supposed to do the pulling.. I tell you it's so enormouse it's dangerouse.

Yeah Yeah Yeah, you Rainbow guys are all the same,
That's true. Have you seen them in the BBC Canteen - they all sit there with their bibs on!!!
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Will someone play with me?

Oih! I asked first :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(mmmmmm, that FFP reminds me of someone! )
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Florence you are such a tart :shock: :shock: :shock:
Let MY new friends settle in before you try shagging them :shock:

Hey you saggy old, baggy old cloth cat, I've had thirty years of being banged by a Spaced out Rabbit, a Shaggy dog and a fecking Snail. Let me at the new talent :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Woohoo! There's some new talent in town. It will make a change from that bloody Mr McHenry's quickies in the shed rolleyes
Good Morning everyone.
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*Yawwwwwwwn*
I didn't know Florence was Bi-Sexual dunno

Any port in a storm BP !! wink :twisted: :twisted:
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Wouldn't drink that if I was you, lifted me leg near it earlier lol

Phwthhhhhhhh!!!! Spits it all out over Bag Puss and thinks now there's more than one wet pussy round here wink
FFS!! That Famous Five Person is a bit of a toff. Whare's all the blokes when you need them? I'm gagging for it redface surprisedops: :oops:
Thanks FFP, this lemonade looks scrummy mad :x :x
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Mike who Florence?

I've lost my COW - Ermintrude. Anyway Famous Five Person, where's my lemonade??