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is it me or is the site going downhill?

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At the risk of repeating myself - warning drivers about a speed trap, encourages them to slow down - thus ceasing to COMMIT A CRIME. Isn't that exactly what the authors of the Prevention Of Crime Act would want? It's not like people can pretend not to speed - you're either speeding or not. :baffled:
On that basis a person who sees a burlgar about to throw a brick at a house window, who says 'hey mate, you don't want to do that, you might get caught' is commiting a crime? Bonkers, absolutely bonkers.
Unless, of course, speed traps are for the sole purpose of making money and they couldn't care less about actually slowing people down. But that couldn't be true - - could it?

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If at a private party, I find it is entertaining to turn all their fridge magnets the wrong way round. It is hilarious and the hostess will join in the hilarity of the moment.........................
...........either that or just knocks ten shades out ya and leaves you for dead on the floor after giving an extra special kick to your leg after she gets off you
Dave_Notts

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Hi can anybody give me some advice as to what/how/need to do at my first social party near to Heathrow going there on the 7TH Jan

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As you can see from my profile I describe myself as bi-curious. I have been married and have two children, but ever since I was a teenager I have had gay fantasies and enjoy watching gay porn. I have never had sex with another man but my fantasy is to fulfil that desire. I have contacted someone on this site and we have agreed to meet. However, whenever I have jerked off to this fantasy, I get a feeling of guilt/reluctance afterwards, wondering whether this is a good thing. Should I go ahead with the meet or just keep it as a fantasy?

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We have a couple of buckets of Xmas veg peelings to get rid of and our composter is bursting at the seams. I don't want to chuck 'em in the bin, so does anyone have any other ideas? ;-)

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Just wondering if any one can give some tips on
Leicestershire swinging scene. ?? Cheers in advance

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Visit every house in 24hrs. It can not be done. The the heat created fiction travelling so fast would evaporate the Earth.

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Frustration is a 30 year mediocre sex life that died three and a half years ago when Madame was diagnosed with breast cancer and no end in sight. Enjoy your sex lives while you can.
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And dont forget this is Swingingheaven where as soon as you tell people about an abbreviation they wont want to be labeled by it :lol2:

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Not sure if anyone has covered this already so I apologise if they have, but saw on the news the other day that the government is looking at changing the porn law. Under the new law it would now be the case that internet porn would be blocked automatically and only released by service providers to those who requested it.
This is to stop children accessing porn. Allegedly.
Now I'm all for protecting the kids but this seams a little more disturbing than measures previously announced. I for one would not like my name to be on any list of someone wanting to watch porn. Governments and companies have a tendancy to let such lists out into the public domain for one reason or another. How long before such a list become standard government practise for police forces to use as a pelimanary list before the sex offenders register for example, or for companies to release to other companies in sales and marketing.
Also porn is a nice soft easy target, but how long until other thing are then limited on the net, such as extreme violence, or discussions about extreme violence for the safety of the country. This then easily leads into anything that would lead to protecting secrets, or the safety of government agents. ie Wikileaks, or any news item that offends the government of the day.
For me it's a move that is the thin end of the wedge, it is the creation of the wedge. My problem is that these types of incursions on privacy never get rolled back. Also it seams to be hitting another soft target, if the government wants to stop the sexualisation of children, how about stopping the sexual content of adverts before 10pm, how about reinstating a proper watershed, with regards to swearing, sex and violence. With the internet, the government can quite easily use current regulation to make all computers be sold with internet settings set at high in terms of sexual content.
It would then require a user to manually overhaul this and make a consious decision to remove the protection. But without the need to make public who is watching or doing what.
From my limited knowledge sexual preditors tend not to approach youngsters through porn but more through facebook, and other social networking sites.
I find it hard to believe liberal democrates and Conservatives would promote such a draconian measure. Tuition fees ok you can argue that's liberalising the education market, but this is just an open attempt to restrict access to the internet in my opinion and if passed it will be the first of many measures. I certainly will not be asking to have access to swinging heaven and the like just to be put on someone's list of undesirables (in their opinion).
Rant over!

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At least Mary realised the problem and managed to sell her bar to to Sean before the banks pulled the plug!

See the first post, timed at Sat .......now, who is who claims never to cut and paste

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If a mod feels that my thread should be deleted, it would be nice to be told why.

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If a mod feels that my thread should be deleted, it would be nice to be told why.

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Hs anyone noticed that some free to air channels have gone off air today and there is poor reception on some. Asume its a snow related problem. Is it only in South Wales or more widespread?
The channels are 11,19,25,29,32,37,44. These show a 'no signal'. Some others are just a black screen.
Smooth2

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The thing is .... the current financial system not being the best is the biggest understatement going !!!
Half the world is starving and/or without reliable clean water ...some of us would argue that this is something that the bankers would like to encourage and would hate to see a system that tried to do anything about the problem ....but that`s another thread !!
There is absolute proof that the current system does not work for the majority of the people but when I propose ideas that are contrary to the current policies involving constant debt creation you start asking me to dot the I`s and cross the T`s ....
I can`t
.....I`m suggesting ideas that might put us in a position where we can feed the world rather than bleed it dry ..... but I can see that having a new car every three years and updating ya Xbox every so often is far more important .

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Love em, delicious with butter but they have to have 'bite' and not be mushy

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My thoughts are, if Miss Price had let this go and let it go over her head, a very large portion of the population would not have heard the joke, but due to her protest almost everyone in the country now knows about it. IMO, she is just using this as another publicity stunt. If this was me, I would have thought to myself, what is the best way to handle this with my child's best interest at heart? The answer has to be keep quite and let it blow over as quickly as possible. That way, most children likely to come into contact with him would never have known about this.

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Any ladies out there care to hop on my Sybian? I'm now the proud owner of a new Sybian. For those that know what it is no doubt I'll be hearing from you. For those that don't, google it and no doubt I'll be hearing from you too lol.
A couple of ladies from another site have tried it and YES it is as good as it's supposed to be
James

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What's yours? For us its Sainsbury's one that has the choir (presumably Welsh) starting up at what seems to be every commercial break. What's even more annoying is that the longer adverts which were aired a week or two ago planted the carol in our brains and as soon as we hear it we automatically think of bloody S*********. Undoubtedly the ad men will say the ad worked. I'm proud to be Welsh but it makes a lot of people think that Wales is only 'choirs on coal tips'. Oh, almost forgot the sheep!!!!!!!!!!! Back to hibernation now!
Smooth2