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FruitTea1796
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
I had a strange thought about piss this morning, if you drink pee, it is supposed to be the first one of the day that does you most good. What if you got up in the middle of the night for one, that would be classed as the first one of the day, but you might not be thirsty at that time.
Also what if you had just had sex or masturbayted, your pee (if you were a bloke that is) would have loads of spermy things floating about in it.
Wonder what the sugarpuffs flavour is like :twisted: :twisted:

What about having protein in your urine?? If you drank that does tha mean its even better fror you!? :P :twisted:
And ewwwwwwwww lumpy cum with nuts!! I dont mind chocolate salty balls now :twisted:
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Are you cats doing one of them nakid calendar thingz. Cool dudes I know you will want me coss I am da real bootie.

The kind of booties you wear on your feeties??
I dont get you dude you iz wack'd outta sinc. I dont fink ya ready for dis coss my bodyz too bootilicious for ya baby.
Oh my feck its Bouncy Beyonce!
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Are you cats doing one of them nakid calendar thingz. Cool dudes I know you will want me coss I am da real bootie.

The kind of booties you wear on your feeties??
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Are there any reasonable people round here?

Are you mad!?
mwwwwwwwwhahahahaha you know that knob looks like a wooden spoon from this angle!! lol :lol: :lol:
Wheres the genitals!!
Maybe we should host a game of genital hunt! :P Bit like Treaure Hunt only better! Just imagine having to fly all over strange locations in the Uk in search of some missing genitals confused :shock: