Lost mine at 16 (nearly 17) at work to my 15 yr old girlfriend. I was a trainee computer op and working late shift. She came along to keep me company and it just sort of happened. Little did i realise that she was wearing tights - so initial penetration was somewhat of a battle (I soon learned though.
'Finding a peanut in a kebab'
euph: Descriptive of the difficulty encountered when a gentleman attempts to locate the 'wail switch' during foreplay.
Paul
.. that we all read Viz and in particular ' Roger Melly's - Profanisaurus'
The funniest on the planet (just my opinion of course)
Paul
Blade; Was that the Cisco CCIE (if i remember right) test
Paul
and a pleasant fishy bream
with his bare arse wiggling
Shipman will be sorely missed by the prison boxing team. Apparently he had a leathal jab
(Now that is bad)
A true account of what happened yesterday.
I arranged a delightful encounter with a lovely lady for yesterday (Sunday) afternoon. I'll call the lady C as she has a partner.
Being a man that likes to create at least some sort of impression I did a major blitz on the kitchen - not only cleaning but also tidying up those magazines that seem to pile up (Four Four Two , Cooking mags etc). Now, I thought that I would put the mags that I wanted to keep on the stairs (third step up) as a reminder to take them up to my office for filing.
C turned up at the appointed time and I made her watch Arsenal beat Villa - one could say that was better than an orgasm - but that would be foolish. Anyway the afternoon went well - and we both enjoyed ourselves.
C leaves and I finish the wine and retire to bed early; exhausted.
I awake at 3am.. trot off to the bathroom and then decide that a cup of tea is required.
Now; here's the rub. What you really must do is turn the f***ing lights on before going downstairs because otherwise you will step on the F***ing magazines that you placed on the stairs as a reminder to take them upstairs. And then you crash onto your cock sicks (sic) and bang your foot into the wall.
So, may I suggest that it is safer to leave the kitchen a mess.
And a joke to round off
Hollywood producer has obtained the rights to Dr Shipmans life story. Robert De Niro is to play the great doctor.
The movie title is to be ' The Old Dear Hunter'
I'll leave you with that
Paul
.. he's such a smug git. And the perma-tan is very sad...And he was a Labour MP some years ago
Paul
just need to ask a simple (well it would be from me) question
Would not want to stop you chatting
Alex - One would not want you to be blushing... unless of course it was some sort of flush....xx
and one would have to say that it has to be Alex....and that is not drink induced.... A change of pic on her Avatar (what the bloody hell does Avatar mean anyway - where does that word come from?)
If I can't pick Alex - then maybe it should be the wondeful woman I went out with 20 years ago (she was worth millions) who I stupidly dumped for my ex wife. Of course I am joking a bit - as me and the ex manged to produce our son.
I'll stop now otherwise I'll get emotional
Paul
Alex; What a fabulous pic on your profile. You have made an old man happy today...
Paul
.. heard of deja vu before. Is it an Australian Red?
then it would have to be Dianna Rigg. It's the catsuit!!!
... both Katie and I do like to see the more adventurous pics on the ads (and have from time to time posted very explicit pics) though don't use that as the main criteria for trying to take things further. I think that there can be a certain buzz knowing that 'strangers' are looking at the pics.
However, what we are more interested in is the first couple of e-mail exchanges (or phone or MSN or whatever). Where hopefully you find out something about the character and personality of the couple, single etc. Additionally, just the way that someone writes / speaks (although e-mail has certainly detracted from the quality and thought that goes into 'letters' - and also I just don't like the text abbreviations at all - must be an age thing) can give a good insight.
We received a great e-mail yesterday consisting of 9 words, of which three were spelled incorrectly, and a cock pic. Needless to say we will instantly take the young man up on his kind offer.
Right, I've rambled on enough.
Paul
... or maybe I should say surreal the way this thread went. Very entertaining though..
Corp pun? ... Maybe too much wine for me ... or I have a homour lapse - but I did not get it..... Sorry
I hope to become more involved over time... Great site indeed
P
