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Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 71
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Quote by Ice Pie
"That is bollocks" means it is rubbish, worthless.
"That is the bollocks" means the exact opposite.
"Ah fuck!" often means "I am annoyed or I am in pain or distress"
It also often means "Yeah baby give it to me, right there, oooooh that feels soooooooooooo good!"
How the hell do we ever manage to communicate? confused:

I think the full phrase is " That's the DOGS Bollocks"...
... but I know what you mean lol
Paul
Quote by davej
Dear Davej;
What the F*ck is a DINNING table?
SOme sort of new flash stuff that you people in Herts have?
Paul

I dont know......as I already tried to explain we havn't got one.
As far as I was aware we are about to be attacked FFS!!.........and you wanna pick me up on my spelling and grammer!!!... jeez why dont I take a bit of my preperation time and stop to polish my shoes, brush me hair and dash off a couple of letters via the spell checker to my mum.........dont you realise the seriousness of this warning, now stop being prendantik...eerrmmm....pendantit.....ohh bugger ....... FFS!! just go hide under the stairs paul your life may depend on your reaction time............get out in your garden man and start digging some trenches and build some shelters... ...we have already made a start!!
Wise words as usual Dave... I was not trying to be pedaunttit , merely trying to establish whether some sort of new special furniture was available in Herts..
I would tend to disagree with you about the hair brushing and shoe cleaning; as I think that it is always right that one should looks ones best - even in an emergency situation.. Now, you have previously stated that you like to buy smart suits.. so I would expect you to be fully suited and booted in the event that something kicks off.
I have however taken your advice and started digging trenches in the back garden...
The water board will be round later to fix the mains!!!
Regards
Paul
Quote by anais
i saw him live years ago! He a signed CD of his to me saying.......
>To ?????, thanks for the root?<
always wondered what a Root was?
xanaisx

Anais;
A "root" is Aussie slang for a shag :shock:
Paul
Quote by moretrollop
my venting was appropriate as my emails were ignored
As I stated you can not complain politely to swinging heaven for you will always receive the same answer
but now SIR Mark HAS NOW SPOKEN ILL BEAT THE BITCH AND B-- LOCK THE TROLLOP
because she vents just her OPINION FREE SPEECH you are joking
So you feel you need to take things a step further whos VENTING ANGER now MARK
oh but its your board (well use to be )
All this because I followed your rules and politely asked a question WHY every answer from your team the same
I did read the rules I did not break the rules its pure frustration to receive no compromise or reason from your team
just a get stuffed take it or leave it
good luck to all of you who replied if courtesy prevailed from moderators I would not have need to post at all
this board does not reflect TRUE opinions because you Will Block Free speech and refuse to answer emails long term your correct who cares
ever heard of a Mature Debate
my point remains Rude Response is unwarranted as was all of yours

That's a hell of a rant. But as you are an illiterate fuck. Who cares
Take care
Paul
Dear Davej;
What the F*ck is a DINNING table?
SOme sort of new flash stuff that you people in Herts have?
Paul
Quote by easy
If you want someone to do that I'll open a premium-rate line and you can pay me £1-50 a min for the priviledge. wink biggrin

Quote by Fun365
That's a bit harsh!!!!
lol lol lol
Paul

OK OK £1-25 and that's as cheap as I go. rolleyes evil lol lol
Go on then ---- £1 and I'll go for it
lol lol
Paul
Quote by easy
Sorry for the blunt reply, but this topic has been done to death.

You're right, but in the interests of free spee... oh fuck it lol
OK, the next time someone only signs up to complain I'll just delete it and deactivate them... because the people have spoken, and in their wisdom they have said :moon:
Granted, I may have paraphrased that a little.
Just a little, yeah. lol
I can't see a problem with that. I'm fed-up with seeing it, the mods are fed-up with seeing it and I bet a lot of the others are fed up with it as well. It has no validity or purpose other than to have a go at people who have volunteered to do this job (and keep some of us entertained with sniping comments about the poster). So why keep it?
It's not thought police. They're entitled to have your say, but I don't see why you should pay to have someone slag you, your mod team and your site off. If you want someone to do that I'll open a premium-rate line and you can pay me £1-50 a min for the priviledge. wink biggrin
Quote by Fun365
I'd like to complain!!!! .... but I can't think of anything to complain about confused
Paul

BAN 'IM :rude: rotflmao
That's a bit harsh!!!!
lol lol lol
Paul
Quite prepared to have Carolyns pics put up...but as I seem to be a complete dork today ()no comments please)...
Mal... You have Carolyns okay to post
Paul
Quote by sexyknees
Hi,
as a single male who is also getting very little response from replying to ads, I agree that a thanks but no thanks is greatly appreciated!
Gordon

I agree that a "thanks but no thanks" is appreciated... but we discovered that even with the best of intentions it was impossible to reply to all..
Carolyn and myself (Paul) placed an ad a few weeks ago looking for a single male. We had over 100 replies and whilst I had devised a cunning system to rate and file and reply to each one ( actually it was not that good a system) I could not handle the volume. I actually feel guilty about this as some that we did not reply to were well written and balanced (I don't give a fuck about the " here is my dick let me fuck your B*tch responses)..
So, the upshot is that I did my best - but we could not handle them all.. But all (well most) replies are appreciated and next time we will have a wonderful system that will allow me to reply to all (or most )
Paul
Quote by Mark
Sorry for the blunt reply, but this topic has been done to death.

You're right, but in the interests of free spee... oh fuck it lol
OK, the next time someone only signs up to complain I'll just delete it and deactivate them... because the people have spoken, and in their wisdom they have said :moon:
Granted, I may have paraphrased that a little.
I'd like to complain!!!! .... but I can't think of anything to complain about confused
Paul
Quote by warwick
Ask yourself a question Paul
Would you go on holiday with warwick?
nuff said nor would I cool

Good point Warwick ... or is that Warwick?
Am sure that you will all have a good time!!!!
Paul
Quote by warwick
it might keep me off Paul but it wont stop warwick and hes feckin mad :shock:

True, true .. I had not thought about the alter ego... Well, why don't both of you go on hols?
Paul
Warwick;
Go for the holiday with the kids ... and take a good couple of weeks.
And anyway - it will keep you off the bloody forum!!!!! lol lol lol lol
Cheers
Paul
Quote by Reese
Told you I was ill.

Most excellent epitaph, that! biggrin
Spike Milligan I believe
Paul
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Will a case of Dom Pom do?

So long as it's not too big and Dom Pom doesn't mind you using it :happy:
Mustn't sing Cliff Richard .... mustn't sing Cliff .... mustn't sing Cliff
La la la Holidayhay

Actually, thinking about it - a "case of dom pom" sounds like some sort of tropical desease
I'll bring some digestive biscuits instead - I'll bet that Davej (and possibly Mrs Davej) are digestive dunkers lol
Paul
Could not really think of anything to bring... Will a case of Dom Pom do?
And just for Sarge I'll pop in all of my Arsenal DVD's
Paul
Quote by dogbreath
hi any ladies out there who love 2 have there
pussys licked.i will tend 2 your needs for as long as
u want me 2 get u all so neil aged 44 from
worcester very clean genuine and descreet.i can travel
or accomomdate,so cum on lets have some fun.
neilxxx

Bloody hell Neil!!! With a nickname of "Dogbreath" some ladies might take some convincing
lol
Paul
Judy;
The world is split into Regions for the purpose of marketing the DVD's and to provide some sort of stability (or hiking ) in prices. The aim of the distributors was to restrict you to only buing able to play say Region 1 DVD's , rather than source them from somewhere very, very cheap. As yours is a multi region - it can play DVD's from anywhere..
Plus most DVD players these days can be hacked to allow the playing of all region DVD's..
I am sure there is a more complete answer - but I don't have it
Paul
Quote by dazandlou
BLOODY HELL!!!!!!! DAZ PREFERS SEX!!!!!! what am i doing right?? he LOVES fishing, he's been going fishing since he was like, 5!!!!!!! Wow, the fishing must be crap nowadays!!! lol

Lou;
Think that you have made a typo ... It's CARP not crap.
Just thought I'd correct that one
Regards
Paul
Quote by JudyTV
I ve been walking round all day in high heels and low neck. Not one noticeable leer, not even a dirty old man!!!!!! sad
Whats wrong with them??

Story of my life hunni :cry:
JudyTV
I'm still struggling to understand what a "low neck" is?
confused confused confused
Paul
Lord knows why I am replying to this... But this afternoon ( a couple of hours ago) with the lovely Carolyn lol
lovely afternoon had by all cool
Paul
Luckily I was wearing my new prescription glasses... and realise that it actually said
Religious Dancing JIZZ Players
I rest my case m'lud
Paul
Quote by Alexandra
We are having a disscussion in the office as to the name of the short tubby fella with glasses.
Anyone know confused:
A V bottle of bubbly for the first correct answer. biggrin

I think that it is Peter Glaze
Paul
Good God Paul - in less than two minutes too!!!!!!!
and how many cabbages you you have kept hold of?
The frightening thing Alex .. is that I did not have to Google for the answer.. I bloody well remembered..
:shock:
Paul
Quote by Re-Lapse
Mine is 17".
So who's is the biggest confused:
who's is the smallest confused:

Hmmm... Is that your PC screen you are talking about
Paul
Quote by Re-Lapse
We are having a disscussion in the office as to the name of the short tubby fella with glasses.
Anyone know confused:
A V bottle of bubbly for the first correct answer. biggrin

I think that it is Peter Glaze
Paul
Shit - here am I at 49 and some young pup reckons he is too old!!!
FFS - noone is too old ... too knackered possibly but not too old..
Join in , have fun and let the fates take you ..
Paul
Quote by easy
WBB....:therethere:
:giggle: Sorry, but we're both giggling like mad here.
Dave, what's the dreaded farmers? Summat to do with Plougmans lunches? confused confused

Oh dear Easy - a man of your experience..... Farmers is short for Farmer Giles - rhyming slang for PILES!!1
You have my sympathy Davej
Paul
Quote by davej
This buggers an SLK which is supposed to be made by the worlds finest. If we wanted to get that wet, I would have bought her a Tandem for a squillion pound less.

Davej;
Carolyn has an SLK and has had the same problem!!!! Although not as damp as yours... Every 10 or so times the roof would not go back up.. Back to the Merc garage - and if I remember rightly they could not find anything wrong but re-lubed everything anyway.. We wait and see if the problem comes back
Paul