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Quote by roger743
I don't really want to have an arguement on this Roger - but if you want one then go ahead

Ah, forget it. I don't understand the point you're trying to make but I'm happy to leave it be to keep the peace.
Yes , I do understand the point you were making - but did not think that it came accross - hence my responses...
Let'sleave it at that
Take Care
Paul
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Quote by Vix
That's better!
Nice pics taken, too!

Ooooohhhh lets see the pics!! I had visions of a nice cup of tea and some digestives
Am I right?
Paul
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Quote by roger743
You know what - I try and make up for any lacking in the looks departemnt by having a good personality and being able to hold decent conversation and make people laugh..

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that (although I will just point out that beauty is in the eye of the beholder). But a person is a package; you're not your face, any more than you're your arse or your sense of humour; you're all these things and more, put together in a big sack and shaken.
What's an average person anyway? In the whole of my life I don't think I've met one "average" person - male or female.
Quote by Fun365
Your judgement is harsh.. but maybe you were joking and I read it incorrectly.

Nope, if a woman approaches me (oh boy, we're in fantasy land here!), I wouldn't be turned on by a description of herself as "not bad looking". In fact, I'd find it vaguely insulting to me, as though she thinks I'm so desparate I'll jump on anyone who isn't actively repulsive. To my mind, writing "I'm not bad looking" as though it's a positive virtue is right up there with "I can count to five" and "I can open a tin of spaghetti" .
That is insulting - but not insulting to you. It's insulting to her!! How can you equate " I'm not bad looking " to " I can count to five" and " I can open a tin of spaghetti"?
Surely, this is patronising in the extreme..
I don't really want to have an arguement on this Roger - but if you want one then go ahead
Paul
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Quote by roger743
I thought that honesty was the name of the game in swinging circles, so the few times I've replied to ads I've said "not bad looking"

Yeah, but when every other guy is using the same phrase to describe themselves, it conjures up images of an army of clones marching through this website...
Let me put it this way. I'm straight, but I wouldn't go for a woman whose only description of their features was "not bad looking". The phrase conveys to me the image of a woman who doesn't really care about her appearance, but doesn't think she's completely ugly yet. A woman who couldn't make the effort to describe herself properly, doesn't make the effort to look good, and on that evidence probably wouldn't make much effort in the bedroom either. Why would I be attracted to a woman like that?
Roger;
Many, many people find it difficult to describe themselves - I know I do for one ; and though I would not use the phrase " not bad looking" , I do use the "just average looking" one. They mean the same.. I have had a woman describe me as " just short of handsome" and at first I thought that was a bit hurtful.. But she was absoultely correct - that is what I am (though am sure that some would say I am an ugly prat).. You know what - I try and make up for any lacking in the looks departemnt by having a good personality and being able to hold decent conversation and make people laugh..
I think that you are totally wrong with the analogy - if it is such a beast
"The phrase conveys to me the image of a woman who doesn't really care about her appearance, but doesn't think she's completely ugly yet. A woman who couldn't make the effort to describe herself properly, doesn't make the effort to look good, and on that evidence probably wouldn't make much effort in the bedroom either. "
Your judgement is harsh.. but maybe you were joking and I read it incorrectly.
Paul
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Welcome back Kinky!!!! lol lol lol lol :shock:
Have fun and stay around
Regards
Paul
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The Lizard is in the house!!!!
Shit, where are Easy, The Sarge and Davej when you need them....
Over here Kinky... come on , this wont hurt a bit
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Quote by well_busty_babe
have just had an email out of the blue from him.... he said he is going to look onthe site....... if sarge can stand behind the door and slam and lock it.. daveJ and easy can wrestle him to the ground,,, and fun can put the shackles on.
NEVER will be let him escape again.
to your posts people!

I'm waiting here with the shackles ready...No sign of the bugger yet. He's better turn up by 11:00, otherwise I'll be out and about
Paul
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Well, I for one will say that I used to be very much into the first impression thing.. As I've got older (and obviously much wiser lol ) I've changed my opinion on how and when to judge people. I'd now rather take more time to see if we had common ground and to find out something about them...
Mind you, in saying that, I still can spot an absolute wanker from some distance
Paul
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Quote by Fun365
There are many , many others that I would love to mention... but less face facts - It took me over an hour (alright I am a slow writer) to compose that ... but I suppose what I really wanted to say is that the people on here (and that means all) are all stars - kind, considerate nad full of humanity..
That's it - I'm far to full of wine ..
Although I would like to make a special mention for Jags... coz she sxares me as well..
lol lol lol lol
Paul
That's it

Oh bugger - I can't type ... as day full of golf and beer and wine and that's it i'm knackered
Paul
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There are many , many others that I would love to mention... but less face facts - It took me over an hour (alright I am a slow writer) to compose that ... but I suppose what I really wanted to say is that the people on here (and that means all) are all stars - kind, considerate nad full of humanity..
That's it - I'm far to full of wine ..
Although I would like to make a special mention for Jags... coz she sxares me as well..
lol lol lol lol
Paul
That's it
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I thought long and hard about entering this thread.. But after due consideration I decided that it had some validity..
In my previous job I was a mentor to about 15 people .. It was an area that I absolutely loved. I could help them with their careers, guide them on a true path and engage with many different individuals. I often wondered if I would be better off in HR , rather than IT..
In the months that I have been using this site I have observed many individuals on here that I would love to meet (and I don't mean from a sexual sense).. As I have found their postings, ramblings, input very interesting..
Whilst I am now about to pick out some individuals - I don't mean to ignore the others that have given me many laughs, much sage words and even those that have come here as moaners but still have a point to get over.....
In no particular order
JUDYTV: Judy is just a lovely person. She always answers posts in the most open and honest way. Her advice is practical (God is that the right word) and never fails to get to the point. I love her honesty about her life and what that means to her... I've exchanged PM's with Judy and each one has been a joy.
THE SARGE: Barking as a barking thing!!!! His wit shines through. He is a man (well someone told me he was) that follows the Army code?.... He has weapons, tanks and other big stuff.. But the bottom line is that he makes me laugh.. He is also a great MOD - who has taken to his new responsibility with extreme vigour.. In other words he has a propensity (?) to abuse his privs....
MAL: Not sure where to start with MAL... Maybe this lad is a bit of a lothario.? He is desperate for SHAGS and will stop at nothing to achieve his goal. I was a bit put out by one of his PM's - where he said " Don't bother weasel dick.. when Carlolyn sees the size of my monster then you'll be second rate"... I did find this a tad strange - but that's the swinging world I suppose
WILMA & FRED: What a delightful couple.. and so sad that they have been away so long.... Wilma makes me laugh as she is so sharp.. has a great eye for a sarcastic remark... As for Fred; well I hope to see him in the Forum soon .. as long as he does not chastise me lol
SAPPHO & WILL: In some ways I am not sure what to say about these two lovely people. They are without doubt the most articulate people on this site. (and I mean no disrespect to anyone else) Their command of the English language puts many to shame. It is lovely to see that they are sooooooo happy together... (arrrrgh - and who said that romance was dead)
EASY: Another one from the barking faction... This is a man that has joined this Forum for the sheer fun of it.. He is a master of wit and succinct responses. I do hold my hat in admiration of some of the things that he has posted (although none spring to mind at the moment)
WARWICK: A man that is completely mad .. and has more alter egos than you can shake a stick at!!! Enuff said I think...
WBB: You make me laugh sooooo much... I think that you have surpassed yourself with the "deserves " thread... Also, I am addicted to your web pic redface .. Well, who can blame me? Give Mal hell for the rest of the tasks.
MISSCHIEF: What a balanced lady. She's witty, practical and has an affection (or should that be affectation) for a duck (correct me if I am wrong there Miss). I've laughed and sometimes cried at her posts...Oh bugger - I must be getting soft
ALEX: Well, Alex was the first one to PM me ... and I appreciate that so much. She is kind, (has wonderful boobs redface ) and definately can ' talk for England ' lol What more can anyone want?
MARK: AKA The Black Darlek... Afine man who has set up a wonderful site. I stumbled over this site (via Google) and feel that I cannot leave. Whether you are a swinger or not matters not a jot. Everyone is welcome (as long as you are polite and not a prat) .. So, a very big well done - and many thanks for this site
BLUE: Oh bollox.. she just scares me lol lol lol .. Only joking Blue !!!
And lastly.. and to get back to my original point about mentors..
My absolute hero is................................
DAVEJ: I have read every one of his posts and can honestly say that I have followed all of his advice, be that good bad or indifferent.. This man is a leg - end!!!!
Just think; every situation that has been brought forward or thrown up - he HAS DEALT WITH.. In my books ..... he is my MENTOR
Kind regards - and am sorry this was soooo long
Paul
(I'll stay off the wine in the afternoon from now on)
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Quote by mancbabe
Well here goes its only took me 6 months to post on here redface Im what you call the shy type takes me a while to come out of my shell rolleyes
Finally decided to just pop by and say "Ello" biggrin u all seem like a friendly bunch from what i have seen (and met rolleyes wink )
Hope to have the pleasure of speaking to some of you smile
(off back into my shell now redface )

Only 6 months!!!! Welcome to the Forum and I am sure that you will enjoy ..
There are a couple of peeps that you should watch out for ... but I would never reveal who they are
Paul
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I LOVE YOU SON!!!!
:inlove:
Mom
x x x x

Oh my God!!!! I've would never have thought that The Sarge could be yours Wilma... He is the spawn of the ..... and you are such a wonderful lady..
Oh well, you live and learn
Back to the cricket
Paul
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Wilma;
Welcome back... Just ignore Mal - he's under a bit of stress at the moment
Paul xx
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
So, any advice as to how to get sucked in the Chatroom would be gratefully received..

Paul~
I believe this requires some manner of USB-interfaced peripherals which provide interactive, localized vibrotactile stimulation based upon special IRC commands issued by your distant obliger. :mrgreen:
Note to self: Editing quotes from others' posts is evil - EVIL I tell you! *hangs head in shame* redface
~Reese! surprised
Reese; Have you been taking lessons from The Sarge on eating other peoples toast?....Hmm, hmmm... well have you
Have a nice day
Paul
He's gone mad!! :silly: :silly:
Bloody hell Sarge.. Don't do this to me when I have a mouthfull of wine!!!!
lol lol lol lol lol
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Quote by Reese
So, any advice as to how to get sucked in the Chatroom would be gratefully received..

Paul~
I believe this requires some manner of USB-interfaced peripherals which provide interactive, localized vibrotactile stimulation based upon special IRC commands issued by your distant obliger. :mrgreen:
Note to self: Editing quotes from others' posts is evil - EVIL I tell you! *hangs head in shame* redface
~Reese! surprised
Reese; Have you been taking lessons from The Sarge on editing other peoples posts?.... Hmm, hmmm... well have you
Have a nice day
Paul
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Quote by mal609
It's all an illusion. How can I be getting too many shags when I spend so much time on here? Impossible!!
And Paul - yes, you are definitely missing the point AGAIN!! :doh: You're not supposed to be shagging, saying 'this one's for Mal!' The girlies are supposed to say, 'If Mal finishes all ten tasks, I'll shag him' - you see? More of an incentive, than to save my life. got it now? Tell Carolyn, she'll understand !! (Hi C! wave )
Honest Mal
wink

Thanks for clearing that up Mal... I was concerned that I would have to shout (ala Ronald Regan) " This one's for the Gipper" (but substitute the name Mal for Gipper) everytime C and I got down to some rumpy pumpy... Additionally, and I did not want to say this before, I had calculated that it would take 4 years to reach 50 shags
Cheers
Paul
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Quote by mal609
I think I get to live, Jags!! :shock:
honest Mal
wink

Do you not even get a shag??? Now that's unfair and restrictive practice I think!
lol lol
Do you know, Jags, that's exactly what I thought!! I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Perhaps we should start a "SHAG FOR MAL" campaign if I suceed all tasks. Anyone can offer, by the way!
Honest Mal
wink
Bit confused with this one Mal confused
How will the fine members of this community be of any help in this "ShAG FOR MAL" thingy.. If we are all shagging away (e.g. Carolyn and I , Mr & Mrs Davej, Mr & Mrs Easy) what good does it do you? confused e.g. if we say reach 50 shags do you get some sort of bonus point?
Regards
Paul
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Quote by bluexxx
Truly a masterpiece.... cool
Now,go and write the tune! lol

Indeed brilliant...
I took it to be a rap.. Maybe Mal is the Eminem of Swinging Heaven
Paul
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Quote by corriefem
Well I am off to buy one of those portable bullet proof things that look like a portaloo. I will endevour to sit in there in between meals work and play. Or maybe it would make a good play room after all once you are in there you cant really get out. Its a lovely colour grey with just enough room to squeeze all your home comforts into ................... a stool

"Portaloo" and "Stool".....
lol lol lol lol lol
Paul
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I have been reading all of the recent threads about getting in to the Chatroom. Some people moan that it is too hard to get in and others need concise advice. All requestors have been helped and that shows that the spirit here on SH runs deep..
I do have a dilemma though... I am concerned that, because I have digested all these threads in great detail, that I might accidently go into the Chatroom. Now, you must realise that I don't want to go into the Chatroom, not now, not ever, never. I believe that once you enter - you are trapped in some sort of time warp, and can never leave..
I want to stay in the Forum!!! Please don't make me go in the Chatroom!!
So, any advice as to how not to get sucked into the Chatroom would be gratefully received..
Thankyou for reading.. Have a nice day
Paul
(obviously a little bored this morning)
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Quote by Flipper
How come that I am off to play golf in an hour? eh, eh, eh!!!
If there were terror wrists around

Sorry confused: Terror wrists confused: Have the Socialist Workers Party found a way of inflicting mass yips on the golfing classes ? I had not realised how dark the storm clouds were until this moment :giveup:
Argh Flipper - you have seen me putting then?
Paul
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Quote by celticq
Bloody hell they're all at it. The end of the world as we know it is approaching and the men are all out playing golf.

Dear Celticq;
Thinking of your wiggling arse avatar put me right off my game I can tell you !!!
Paul
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Quote by davej
Go Fetch Fun 365 back Easy cos from what I've heard he's gotta swing that looks like an Octopus falling out of a tree!!..........jeez with a swing like his, he could give Canadian Fur Sealers lessons!!

Oh dear God - you must have been on the course with me...
Just got back - well lubricated (don't think about the donkey) and am ready for action
Paul
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Fun365 is dragged away kicking and screaming by men in white coats!!
Ignore him Davej, I think the nerve gas got to him !! He'll be OK once the medication kicks in. This is what happens when these terrorists attack. :shock: :shock: wink
Bends Fun365's fingers back and pokes him in the eye!!! poke

Okay, Mr Clever Sarge... How come that I am off to play golf in an hour? eh, eh, eh!!!
If there were terror wrists around I would not be going to the golf course
And don;t attempt the lame old joke that I'm only going there to hide in a "bunker"
I rest my case M'lud
Paul
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I'm sorry Sarge, but I cannot let an upstanding memeber (hehehehehe) like Davej be taken in by this ....
DAVEJ: It's all a ruse mate... you have been taken in by the cruel Sarge and those that you think are your mates (that means you Easy).
Now come out from your shelter - you can leave Mrs Davej there if you so wish..
Right, we'll say no more about it
Regards
Paul
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Sorry - but this reminds me of a very old joke..
I like Flagellation, Necrophilia and Bestaility.........
Am I flogging a dead horse?
Paul
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Quote by nouty
Hi there,
Just wanted to offer all you people the chance to have your own homepage designed and made for you. You can post information about yourself, photos and links etc. I can design and make you a site at £5 per page with extras at no extra cost! If your interested or would like more info, email me at: dark_lord_
Thanks

Oh dear - I think that this might bite the dust soon
Paul
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Sorry but this is a slight thread hijack ... but more a plea for help..
Some years ago I heard a tape of an Aussie comic (impersonator) who did a day in the life of Richie Benaud (the legendary cricketer and commentator...
My problem is that I only heard it once and don't know who the comic was.. Any help greatly appreciated
Thanks
Paul
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