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Big Hugs For AC xxxxx
Dear Sarge.... Please, please never post a screen like this one again...
You've done my bloody eyes in!!!
Paul
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Fun365
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 71
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After due consideration and consultation with my lawyers ( Mssrs Sue, Grabbit and Run) I would like to be removed from the Meaningless List.
As Mr Grabbit said, so succinctly, "what the f*ck is the point of being on a list that has no point. You'd be better off being on a pointfull (legal terminology) list that showed you in your true light" He also noted that " These pointless lists are growing on a countrywide basis and mark my words - No good will come from it. Why, in no time at all everyones name will be on a list that has no point and where is the point in that"
Thankyou
Paul
As Mr Grabbit said, so succinctly, "what the f*ck is the point of being on a list that has no point. You'd be better off being on a pointfull (legal terminology) list that showed you in your true light" He also noted that " These pointless lists are growing on a countrywide basis and mark my words - No good will come from it. Why, in no time at all everyones name will be on a list that has no point and where is the point in that"
Thankyou
Paul
Quote by Dave__Notts
Is it just me or does anybody else say something then spend hour or days regretting what you have said. Just a chance remark that you thought was innocent but eneded up hurting the one you cared about.
With regret, this is what I have done and do not know how to put it right. I now wish I had kept my big gob shut but the damage has been done. One day I will learn to keep it shut, but too late this time.
Dave_Notts
We all do from time to time Dave.. Just apologise - that's all you can do.
What did you say anyway?
Paul
Well I never thought that I would find a picture of a donkey appealing.. But he is a real cutie, and so much like Big Mal...
Only thing though is that every time I see the thread title "Mal the donkey" it always seems to me that it is somewhat insulting to Big Mal.
Could we not retitle it to something like;
" Mal: and his Donkey son"
" Mal: a Donkey is for life"
" Little Mal: My lust for Big Mal" (as told to The News of The World)
or some such thing
But all in all, it must be a great pleasure to have an animal named after you
Paul
Only thing though is that every time I see the thread title "Mal the donkey" it always seems to me that it is somewhat insulting to Big Mal.
Could we not retitle it to something like;
" Mal: and his Donkey son"
" Mal: a Donkey is for life"
" Little Mal: My lust for Big Mal" (as told to The News of The World)
or some such thing
But all in all, it must be a great pleasure to have an animal named after you
Paul
Quote by VenusnMars
People who phone, sit silently and then hang up. We are ex-directory, so no doubt it`s just friends of my kids, but I hate giving them the satisfaction of picking up the phone in the first place.....
Plus I get a little jumpy about that kind of thing
Venusxxx
Understand now... Not nice at all
Paul xx
Quote by neilinleeds
paul?
i think you'll find it's KERplunk! a different game altogether! which constitutes a foul!!!
my serve i believe.
PING!
oh! and i wholeheartedly endorse your non-endorsement of "a shag for mal" he get's far too much as it is! ;-)
n x x x x ;-)
PONG!!!!
Thanks Neil - I had to be honest about the MAL situation... He obviously has far too many shags
Paul
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Just found out that I have to stay in on Saturday - otherwise I would have been there - honest
l
Ya chicken!! ..... would've been a bluddy scream watching you try to look like a woman at a NATURIST spa! :lol2:
Bugger, bugger and double bugger... I had not realised that it involved a naturist spas..
I suppose I could have tucked me 'hampton' away
I wish I had never suggested that I might go
Paul xx
Quote by Alexandra
At Grammar school I was distinctly average.. The only subjects I did well in where the ones I loved.. History, English and Geography.. Plus any sport going..
I left with 4 O Levels
Have worked in IT since 17 and rose to Departmental Director. Big job, very well paid.. blah, blah, blah
I left it last year (with a severance payoff)_ and am taking a year out to improve my awful golf game and spend more time with my son.
When I go back to work (and hopefully someone will give me a job) it will be for something that will not kill me, stress me out to the max or make me dread going in to the office.
Paul
Funny isn't it Paul.
If we left school with only those qualifications now - we wouldn't have a hope of getting into our industry!
I fully understand what you say about stress though - I think that is why I come on here so regularly - essential stress relief!
Muah, Alex x
You are right. We would not have any hope.
The funny thing is that as a sideline to my proper job I ran the IT graduate programme for a couple of years.. Loved it. But some of the graduates just lived on another planet... And, what really pissed me off is that we started them on £27k !!!! FFS (tm) that is obscene
Paul
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Hmmmm... If I shave the goatee off; dress up as a woman. Can I come along too. I seem to have a free weekend
Paul .......... I dare ya :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MissC;
Bugger... You were supposed to say "No way"
Judy, Judy - where are you when I need some help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you girls have a great time - and we expect a detailed report..
Just found out that I have to stay in on Saturday - otherwise I would have been there - honest
Paul
Quote by celticq
Yep still on, still nervous but still excited :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So if you see us Stokey, say hiwe will be the scared ones in the corner :shock:
:bounce: < MISSCHIEF
:bounce:< DreamerHelen
:bounce:< corriefem
Something tell's me they may be quite easy to spot.
Hmmmm... If I shave the goatee off; dress up as a woman. Can I come along too. I seem to have a free weekend
Paul
Quote by Chapperz
I'm 18 years old and want some sex straight or gay, can send some pics
can travel in wiltshire area, can't accomodate
e-mail me at if interested.
You might be better off going down to your local pub/club or even library
Or I could be wrong and you'll be flooded with replies
Good luck though
Paul
At Grammar school I was distinctly average.. The only subjects I did well in where the ones I loved.. History, English and Geography.. Plus any sport going..
I left with 4 O Levels
Have worked in IT since 17 and rose to Departmental Director. Big job, very well paid.. blah, blah, blah
I left it last year (with a severance payoff)_ and am taking a year out to improve my awful golf game and spend more time with my son.
When I go back to work (and hopefully someone will give me a job) it will be for something that will not kill me, stress me out to the max or make me dread going in to the office.
Paul
I left with 4 O Levels
Have worked in IT since 17 and rose to Departmental Director. Big job, very well paid.. blah, blah, blah
I left it last year (with a severance payoff)_ and am taking a year out to improve my awful golf game and spend more time with my son.
When I go back to work (and hopefully someone will give me a job) it will be for something that will not kill me, stress me out to the max or make me dread going in to the office.
Paul
Quote by mal609
Nah, you can't rain on my parade now Paul, now theres' two of us, we can gang up on folk!!
Mal
and little Mal
Now hang on Mal... You may say "Little Mal" ... but he's a Donkey FFS (tm) ... Just imagine how much room he's going to take up in your bed !!!! And the snoring !!! How the f*ck is "Little Mal" going to put up with that ?
Think again... I am only trying to give you some sage advice..
Paul
Quote by mal609
That is just so cool!! My own donkey!!
You can tell i'm chuffed!! :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Mal
Dear Mal;
I would refer you to threads passim... (except I can't do the link thingy)... but you know the one I mean... When Sarge was caught in the WBB Man Trap... and a Donkey got involved ... and there was a certain incident..
I'll leave it at that and let you reflect
Regards
Paul
Quote by Fun365
Too tough to call - will sit on the fence!!
Jags;
Please don't sit on the fence... Just think of the splinters up your bum (not nice at all)
Paul xx
Oh shit... Just realised that you might think that I was suggesting that your bum was not not nice
I meant the splinters would not be nicePaul
Quote by well_busty_babe
i have to say.. i dont agree with all this "recovery time" melarky.. you load of namby pambies.. just "splint them up".. and get on with it!
F*ck - that's where I have been going wrong..................
........... just off to the garage to get some wood (play on words that one)
Paul
Quote by mal609
Oi, oi Oi!!!
I'm just a wee bairn!! You should be supportive on a birthday, not picking on me!!
Paul, I was going to let you have my birthday shag off Carolyn, might have to reconsider!
And Mark, if you keep adding years onto my age, it just makes it worse for yourself when you have to admit to being thrashed at tenpin bowling by an extremely old guy!!
Thanks to all the others who have posted, I love you all!!! :happy:
Mal
Bit harsh Mal... No way did I intimate what your age was ... And as for the Birthday shag off Carolyn...
I can't believe that we are still discussing the "Shag for Mal" thingy....
Or am I confused again?
Paul
Quote by Mark
and I am sure that you are not really 63
Nah, blue was just winding him up
Happy 53rd Birthday Mal, and here's looking to early retirement in a couple of years, good on ya!
Thnaks for clarifying that Mark.... 53 sounds much more sensible :shock:
(and I know how old the bugger is)
Paul
