Quote by VenusnMars
2000 posts of complete bollocks!
I love you
Venusxxx
Venus;
That's a bit harsh!!!! I spotted at least one post that was not complete bollocks.
Paul
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Quote by davej
What does an Avatar tell you about a person who is posting? apart from the obvious physical attributes : i.e. good looking, clean shaven, ugly, deformed, can you judge their character by looking at their face? and do you use any criteria to form an opinion about that person : i. e. honest, trustworthy, reliable, especially when one doesn't know him or her.
you decide!!
Well, I think that it says that you like brown trousers, white shirts, ties and enjoy the sensation of sticking your head up your bum..
I'm available for palm reading at a very reasonable rate
Paul
Quote by Steve_Lincs
Frogster wrote: I reckon I could sell this story to a sitcom......... Nah they would say it's to far fetched
Yes, almost, though it's a bit like the sort of thing Brian Rix used to write for the Whitehall Theatre farces....
Mike.
I must be too young for this,coz i havent got a clue what that is
Well I am old enough to remember them.. Never funny as far as I was concerned.
But I will doff my proverbial cap to Sir Brian Rix (assuming he is still alive) as he has been Chairman of the charity Mencap for as long as I can remember.
Paul
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Absolutely no intention of finding a life partner - the thought of answering to anyone horrifies me right now :scared:
Having said that, it didn't take me long to realise that I can't just fuck anyone, am not into the cold clinical 'quick fuck next please' sex. There has got to be a spark, something more than just a cock. I'm more into the sensual side of things so a connection has to be there - not an emotional one, but a friendship one as well as physical one. I am not particularly bi, but even being the third party with a couple, I would have to have a connection with her to be able to share her partner.
Things sometimes do take another turn tho and emotions can become involved. I had this with a very special guy on here :inlove: - circumstances meant that it was not lasting and have now settled into a wonderful 'best mates' relationship. But I wouldn't change what we did have for the world, it was amazingfor Carpy
In the words of Edmund Blackadder
" Bugger"
Paul xx
Quote by Mark
Like loads of other men, I have always fantasised about my wife fucking other men, but have never been able to figure out why it turns me on so much!
For the last three years, the fantasy has become a regular reality and it still excites me to the extreme!
Why do you other male members think it turns them on so much?
It heightens the rudeness factor for me, plus the added involvement from someone else heightens it for the woman which in turn does it for me even more. Good job sex isn't an open-loop system eh, or we'd explode (or something)
PS BTW, no need to say f*cking. It's perfectly appropriate to use adult words on here. For example, fucking, spoffle, plooking, gunterush, cunt, tally-whacker.... they're all fine on here.
Thank God for that.. I was too ashamed to use the "spoffle" word
Paul
It's, for me, a voyeur thing..
I love to watch Carolyn being fucked. It gives me a huge buzz to see her having sooo much fun and then I can play with her as well.
Do I know why I like being a voyeur? Well, no I don't. Will probably never be able to explain it - even to myself.
Oh well. Ramble over for today. Best see if I can find some threads to be stupid in.
Paul
I love to watch Carolyn being fucked. It gives me a huge buzz to see her having sooo much fun and then I can play with her as well.
Do I know why I like being a voyeur? Well, no I don't. Will probably never be able to explain it - even to myself.
Oh well. Ramble over for today. Best see if I can find some threads to be stupid in.
Paul
I still remember my first very fondly. I was just 17. We actually went out for 5 yrs and got engaged. Then I got a job abroad and discovered the joys of meeting many, many, many more women. Last saw her about 20 years ago. And of course she still looked wonderful.
Oh well... such is life
Paul
Oh well... such is life
Paul
Quote by well_busty_babe
mrs davej sounds like she has the perfect life....... i think i am almost sold! only thing is.. with you working all week......... i would need to be able to invite my "friends" round to keep me satisfied till you come home at the weekend!
hope ya dont mind
xxxxx
I was wondering if I could be Mrs Davej at the same time as WBB is being Mrs Davej... ?
Okay, it might be a bit complicated but it does have certain possibilities
Paul xx
Quote by Silk and Big G
Yeah youre quite right , Google makes alot of its cash from 'pay per click' adverts . However they do not allow pop-ups and do not install software on your machine . The uncomfortable part of software like this is that you would have to allow it constant acess through your firewall , and without programming experience would have no idea what data was being sent back and forth while you were logged on , especially if you were broadband . It may be completely innocuous at the moment , but how tempting for the software owners in the future !.
G
Agree with that and I for one will be sticking with Google
Paul
Quote by Silk and Big G
Didnt hear the article , but I for one would if tempted to install it would be popping along to symantec to see if they list it amongst their spyware no-no's . Any programme running in the background and with allowed pop-ups has so much potential for advertising !
Advertising is how the Search Engine companies make their money - although some do it in different ways.. I believe Google have companies pay a fee dependent on the amount of hits they get.. I cannot remember the term used (and am sure someone will come back on that) but what the companies basically do is register keywords that are allied to their product or service with Google and then the companies links are displayed on the right hand side of any search screen..
I do stand to be corrected here
Paul
Quote by warwick
Ok now this may seem trivial....
on second thoughts this IS trivial
But very shortly Warwick ..all of us...
will become the 50th member of sh to reach 500 posts
What I am asking is what does this mean?
will we ever escape
oh no the men in white coats .....
aaargh now Ill never make it and only six to go
HELP Let Me Out :cry:
My Dear Warwick;
Your posts have always been enlightening, full of wit and charm, and always well balanced. May you next 500 be as good...
"Waiter - another f*cking bottle of the Red please"
Paul
Quote by RSAB2
I have just spent a couple of mins trying to work out if I could makee a private reg of my nic - sadly not quiet. R5 ABZ would be the closest but they don't have it. I tried swing and could get S7 wng for £250 not bad, can anyone get their nic?
Bugger - saw the thread title and thought that Sarge Bilko had taken staff on..
Paul
I was half listening to the news this morning (or it could have been yesterday).. And this seems to be a new type of search engine that resides on your PC.. You can set it to run in the background and let it pick up key words you type, or topics or whatever and it just purrs away and provides pop ups for you..
That is the extent of my knowledge
Paul
That is the extent of my knowledge
Paul
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sorry Sarge - you can't swap with me...
Paul
Oih!! You can't change the rules now!!! :small-print:
I'm free on Saturday !! :shock: :shock:
Actually Sarge - maybe you could help me out... I need (promised) to take Carolyn out tomorrow.. You know the sort of thing.. Bit of rumpy pumpy, day at the seaside, fish and chips out of the paper.. That sort of stuff.. Have been invited for a game of golf.. Would you mind standing in so that I can play golf... :shock:
F*ck I'm in trouble if she reads this
Paul
Quote by clarensteve
Well, I have a free week. Son is away in the Bahamas..
Today is golf, Tuesday is golf , Wednesday I'm taking Carolyn out for the day, Thursday is golf and Friday is golf lesson
Paul
Lots of golf then??
Clare,xxx
You noticed then. If I don't get out and play or practice then I'd spend all of my time on SH.
Now we can't have that can we
Paul
