Dear Alex;
You and your sister look amazing!!! When can you get here!!!
Paul xx
Thanks for the lovely replies... Also, my PM box is overflowing ..
Just back from golf (a shite round as expected)... and my neighbour complained to me about all the "women" that had been banging at my door all day... FFS I said - you could have taken a couple of them on - as they were up for it!!!
Dawn: Thanks - you sound absolutely wonderful. Some would say " The woman of my dreams" .. Others would not say that
Juliett: You are on girl
Clare: Where the f*ck were you?
Celticq: You can carry my "bag" any time - darling
Sarge: NO!!!!
Mal: I'll have you know that C did not turn me down today!!!!! She had some decorating to do!!!!
Lovecommando: Sorry mate - think you might have the wrong end of the stick (so, to speak
Paul
Hi all... I'm new to the site and really need some NSA sex today..
I'm 49, bugger all hair, smell a bit, am somewhat overweight, fart a lot and am pretty ugly. I've never had any luck with women, so thought I'd try this Swinging thing; coz it ensures a shag no matter what.
Any woman will do.. Even a shaved monkey might be okay. The only criteria is that she (or the monkey) must be available today. Coz; you know, I don't want people wasting my time. My time is precious, so please respect it and get overe here today.
I'm off to play golf this morning ; so late afternoon will be fine. I'll probably be a bit pissed and in a foul mood as the golf game will have been shite... But don't let that put you off as I do have a lovely personality.
Thanks for your attention... I just can't wait to see my PM box full of replies from lusty ladies.
Paul
PS: I know I posted this in the wrong section.. But thought what the fuck - can't be arsed to correct that
Heather;
I can't believe that people are not taking your request seriously.. I've thought long and hard to try and come up with the perfect name... I think I've cracked it
" Permanentus Erectus"
That is obviously the Latin name.
Regards
Paul
Even though I am completely sane - I would like to join
Paul
I went with anticipation
Paul
Funnin;
You made me cry.
Thankyou for a wonderful post - and I am sure it will make some people think
Paul xx
you sound like a god in any womans eyes!!
