Quote by steveg_nw
I know I've posted this link before but I think it's brilliant..........You have gotta watch it!!
>>> I wanna fat babe <<<
Steve
Steve;
Thanks for reminding me of that one. Absolutely effing brilliant
Paul
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Morning all
Just wonderin, what's everyones favourite toy?
It's not really a toy - but my Olympus OM1 camera.
Somehow I don't think that is the area you are looking for
Paul
Oh Paul, you're not trying to catch people out with the old 'squirty camera' toy again are ya?
I want a hovercraft! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: A proper one, not one of them little remote control things!
How did you know that I called my willy "old squirty"? Or am I in the wrong thread?
:?
Paul
Davej;
Great idea to keep changing your avatar and such a selection of very interesting things. It just makes me realise what a boring bugger I am.
May I make a request for a biscuit based avatar theme. Maybe you could start with a plain digestive, then chocolate covered and followed by a garibaldi
Of course I will leave the biscuit selection to your goodself and would never want to interfere with your biscuit barrel.
Kind regards
Paul
Great idea to keep changing your avatar and such a selection of very interesting things. It just makes me realise what a boring bugger I am.
May I make a request for a biscuit based avatar theme. Maybe you could start with a plain digestive, then chocolate covered and followed by a garibaldi
Of course I will leave the biscuit selection to your goodself and would never want to interfere with your biscuit barrel.
Kind regards
Paul
Quote by celticq
My life is as shit as a very very shit thing (all my nice coffee mugs have long since gone!) Thankfully I have a little Swinging Heaven I can escape to - and make the bastards all go away for a bit.
:happy:
Why thankyou.. Mrs wonderful wiggly bottom.. never thought about tunneling out - just took a rest
paul xx
Quote by warwick
I m very happy
havent paid the mortgage off
havent retired
and am not off to play golf
however good to see you back Fun its got to be a month or more since you were here
Cheers Warwick (whichever one it is).. Have not retired - decided to take a years break at a time when I could afford to.. So, sadly I will have to work again :cry:
My son has started golf lessons as well. And the master plan is to have three generations of the family play a round together. My father, who is nearly 80, me nearly 50 and the boy, just 15. Now that would really be the best
Paul
I am absolutely fine, very happy.
Have paid off my mortgage - now that does make me feel good.
I'm not working because I choose not to.
My son is doing really well at school
Golf lessons have gone very well.
Off to play golf in an hour.
What a wonderful world!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have paid off my mortgage - now that does make me feel good.
I'm not working because I choose not to.
My son is doing really well at school
Golf lessons have gone very well.
Off to play golf in an hour.
What a wonderful world!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Well, I don't normally make a post such as this - but I would like some opinion, help, advice on this one.
My g/f (Carolyn) and I have enjoyed some wonderful experiences in the last year or so with MMF threesomes and very recently Carolyn had another fantasy come true , with a 'shag with a stranger'.
What we wish to do now is expand the horizons and have a gangbang ( not sure that I like that term). The problem is (are) ; all meets so far have been at my (Paul) house and when it is one or two people turning up that is no problem - but if we are looking at say 5 or more people then I am not sure that my house would be a good venue - well at least my neighbours would no doubt ask questions
Additionally, I am unsure how to arrange such an event. Whilst I think that I would like the guys to know each other - I do wonder if that would be too difficult to arrange.
So, some dilema;
Is it best to use a hotel? and if you do how does this work? (that sounds stupid - and I don't mean I don't know how do you check in to a hotel)
How do I vet the 'applicants'? It seems easier if you are only looking for say one guy - what happens when you are looking for 5?
I don't think that I have phrased this well - and in some respects I'm not sure what I am asking - but I think it is .... How do I organise a Gangbang for Carolyn?
Thanks
Paul
My g/f (Carolyn) and I have enjoyed some wonderful experiences in the last year or so with MMF threesomes and very recently Carolyn had another fantasy come true , with a 'shag with a stranger'.
What we wish to do now is expand the horizons and have a gangbang ( not sure that I like that term). The problem is (are) ; all meets so far have been at my (Paul) house and when it is one or two people turning up that is no problem - but if we are looking at say 5 or more people then I am not sure that my house would be a good venue - well at least my neighbours would no doubt ask questions
Additionally, I am unsure how to arrange such an event. Whilst I think that I would like the guys to know each other - I do wonder if that would be too difficult to arrange. So, some dilema;
Is it best to use a hotel? and if you do how does this work? (that sounds stupid - and I don't mean I don't know how do you check in to a hotel)
How do I vet the 'applicants'? It seems easier if you are only looking for say one guy - what happens when you are looking for 5?
I don't think that I have phrased this well - and in some respects I'm not sure what I am asking - but I think it is .... How do I organise a Gangbang for Carolyn?
Thanks
Paul
Quote by MISSCHIEF
James, hiya
That's a lovely hello post - welcome to the Cafe, now don't be shy, just relax, take your time, sus us all out, join in and have fun
My brain must be on another planet today..
You can almost sing Misschiefs post to the Cat Stevens song " Father and Son"
I'm barking!!!!!
Paul
Quote by neilinleeds
now look Paul. that's the second time this week someones called me a moron, and i'm not having it! cheeky fecker! :mad:
and Warwick, actually it was a cunning little plan of mine. a kind of divertionary tactic. a ruse if you like. if you look here you'll find Mr DaveJ Sir is actually back in the country, and i've just sent old sweeney todd over to spain looking for him. clever eh? i reckon i'm well in now matey! should be worth a few sovs and no mistake!
neil x x x ;)
My apologies Neil... Can I just think of you as Oxy?
Paul
Quote by warwick
OH <<<FFS>> TUTs
how we ever gonna find davej now
whos gonna dob the crime mastermind in for five measly goldfish
I mean Carlos the Jackall had a price on his head of 12 goldfish and it still took years to catch him
FFS trust neilinleeds
I sit here wondering if " trust Neilinleeds" is an oxymoron :?
BTW: Thought I had found Davej earlier today... In the ball washer at the golf driving range
Sadly, I was mistaken
Paul
Paul
Quote by EnglishChris99
I was always under the impression that if it didnt work we got 2 other sex toys worthy of givin pleasure... tongue and hand...:wink:
And being a man who can and loves to breath through his ears i generally use the tongue to impress
Well said... if one tool breaks, chances are the other two are waiting in the toolbox
The women I know who say they have 'mindblowing' or 'great' sex never ever say its cos he was big or thick or long... it was always because he was goooood at what he did... meanwhile the women I know (and the men) who go on about dick size never realy mention much about having had mind blowing sex.
Length/width is just braggin rights for people who can't tell stories about the time their GF went cross eyed and fainted :D :twisted: :twisted:
I could tell you about a gf that went cross eyed and fainted... That will teach me to have raw onions and then fart for England doing coitus!!!!
(Note: Slightly nicked from a thread long ago.. Thankyou Wilma - I think)
Paul
Quote by Heather
I've lost him...
Or rather he escaped.
I had him fixed good and proper, or so I thought, secured to the bedroom wall with the aid of a few pulleys and some yachting ropes. I slipped into my brand new P.V.C. strap on - complete with fixings for a mains adaptor - and I looked up and there he wasn't... :cry: :cry:
I last saw him exit the house and head at speed for the Ramsgate Road and lost site of him a round about on Sunday. I even left his dinner on the step but he still hasn't come home...
A reward of a go with the strap on is on offer for his safe return. :shock:
Bloody hell Heather... No wonder the bugger ( pun intended) legged it.
Paul
Quote by Heather
Once more, good citizens of Swinging Heaven, I bring to you a vexation so intense it can only be solved by your good selves...
I feel the need to DO something. Something that shows the world, and him just how I feel.... And before you lot chuck a spanner in, I am NOT going to have 'Outdoorfun' tattooed on my arse!
Leaving aside the marriage caper, AND the moving in, having babies (which is NOT going to happen), etc... what one thing proves a woman loves a man, etc?
H
Hmmmm... Another dilema then Heather...
May I suggest that you make OutdoorFun some rather splendid ... Jam RolyPoly and Custard... He'll love you for it
Cheers
Paul
Quote by easy
Could be a piss taker, obviously a wanker (but aren't we all
Bizzare!!!!
I was just thinking exactly the same thing.
He's not in here today tp see how his thread is doing
:? :? I wonder why :? :? :? Probably because he's in school instead. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes , think that you are right here......
And Blue ... I certainly admit to being a wanker :wink: and think that the state of Carolyns boobs last night will testify to that (well, they would if they could talk - but as I've never heard boobs talk :? )... I'll think I'll go out now
Paul
Quote by Heather
When the brown stuff hits the fan, I call Hosty and sob... He does this great line in benevolent concern - then promptly informs me he's arranged for a bunch of his mates to shag me senseless over the bonnet of his Nissan.
Oh Heather that's terrible. I feel for you..
At least Hosty could have an Audi
:lol: :lol: :lol: What do a couple need for a MMF? - A single guy
Once a female has requested a Gang Bang, who does she need? - Single guys
What do single women require? - A single guy!
If a lady requires multiple partners, who does she need? - A single guy!
>>> I must be completely barking this morning... I started singing these lines to the Ghostbusters song !!!!!
Paul
Once a female has requested a Gang Bang, who does she need? - Single guys
What do single women require? - A single guy!
If a lady requires multiple partners, who does she need? - A single guy!
>>> I must be completely barking this morning... I started singing these lines to the Ghostbusters song !!!!!
Paul
I was in North Carolina.. Had left my hotel , bags packed, and wandered into the office to do a few bits before my car came to take me to the airport for a flight to Philadelphia. Saw it all unfold on TV. Everybody just sat and stared in amazement, horror with many worrying about relatives that worked in the Twin Towers or somewhere close.
Went back to the hotel and checked myself back in for a few days.
The hardest thing was getting hold of my Dad, Brother and most importantly my son to let them know that I was okay. Eventually got through to the UK on my mobile after an hour or so of trying.
Eventually got out of NC and back to the UK on 17th Sept. Could have got out earlier but decided I did not really want to take an internal flight and then connect to the UK and that I would rather go direct.
Paul
Went back to the hotel and checked myself back in for a few days.
The hardest thing was getting hold of my Dad, Brother and most importantly my son to let them know that I was okay. Eventually got through to the UK on my mobile after an hour or so of trying.
Eventually got out of NC and back to the UK on 17th Sept. Could have got out earlier but decided I did not really want to take an internal flight and then connect to the UK and that I would rather go direct.
Paul
Quote by davej
Hmmm... Had not thought about that Dave.. I just assumed that Warwick (or at least one of them) had graduated to buttons by now.
We live and learn in this complex world
Paul
He did have some buttons but threw them away when he couldn't buy anything with them. I think one of his coats have got toggles, but the rest are definately velcro to match his shoes.
It should be remembered that as he is know a shelf in Coventry library, I strongly suspect that he is now wearing a coat of Cuprinol wood stain.
Good point.... Maybe he should become Amish and then at least move away from the velcro and use hooks and eyes.
Time to go shopping - I'm making no sense to myself this morning
Paul
