Quote by freckledbird
my mum likes condensed milk sandwiches
Hmmmm... Freckle... Methinks that is you that likes condensed milk sarnies - but you are just too ashamed to admit your deviance :shock: :shock:
Paul
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Over 90 days ago
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Good topic Ice.
Can you have some precognisance (spelling?) about who will or will not be a friend? Absolutely not. You can have no idea. You meet someone and get on well but you cannot tell what will come down the line later.
My philosphy is that I will trust someone , because I have no reason not to , and then if they turn out to be shits then they are permanently off my list.
There is an old adage that if you can count your true friends on the fingers of one hand then you are lying. I certainly believe that this holds true. I probably have three really true and close friends - these are the people that you can trust with anything, A rare breed indeed.
I have been seriously burnt by 'friends' in the past.. Those that I have helped out in times of crisis , usually financial.. Oh well you live and learn.
Sorry if I made no sense but am drugged up with painkillers as I managed to pop a rib ligament (well I think I did) today and am in absolute agony..
Paul
Can you have some precognisance (spelling?) about who will or will not be a friend? Absolutely not. You can have no idea. You meet someone and get on well but you cannot tell what will come down the line later.
My philosphy is that I will trust someone , because I have no reason not to , and then if they turn out to be shits then they are permanently off my list.
There is an old adage that if you can count your true friends on the fingers of one hand then you are lying. I certainly believe that this holds true. I probably have three really true and close friends - these are the people that you can trust with anything, A rare breed indeed.
I have been seriously burnt by 'friends' in the past.. Those that I have helped out in times of crisis , usually financial.. Oh well you live and learn.
Sorry if I made no sense but am drugged up with painkillers as I managed to pop a rib ligament (well I think I did) today and am in absolute agony..
Paul
Quote by arkan
A little while ago I asked for advice on Gangbangs.. and had some good advice via PM's and responses.. This has now taken a step further. I'll apologise if I don't get to the point straight away , but..
Myself and Carolyn (alright it was me - Paul) were perusing the ads today - and found an ad that showed a woman in a swing and restrained by her arms. So, in essence she was totally vunerable (is that a good word?).. Anyway we discussed this and Carolyn would love to experience this scenario.. But I cannot arrange this for my home (where we feel most comfortable - I don't have the necessary equipment) so, would like to know if there are any Clubs in the South (we are based in Basingstoke) where we could have Carolyn restrained and held open legged and fucked by all and sundry (again not good terms but what the hell)
Any advice would be gratefully accepted
Thanks
Paul xx
Yeppers mate, listen to the others, go to a regulated organised club if she must have it that way, take a male friend if you have one, big bugger as well if possible, no big tall. not that way, perverts :twisted:
Whatever you do, now I don't want to treat you like a kid but... don't try this at a private house miles from anywhere with a load of strangers... I've been in the swinging and kinky play scene for many, many, years, and I've seen and heard of some very nasty events with people new to the scene being taken advantage of and abused badly.
PS: If you go through with it, I'm also available for weddings, bamitsva's, and gangbangs, completely free of charge.
Thanks. Take on board what you say , and obviously these things are thought of. We are not new to swinging but doing this wouled take it a step further , so to speak. Mind you we have a warm up today , but only the three of us and Carolyn.
This is something we'll discuss over time, go to a club to find out more and then only persue if we both feel completely comfortable.
Glad to see you do weddings
Paul
Quote by Sgt Bilko
- I don't have the necessary equipment
My suspicions are confirmed Paul!!! :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: I have to say, it is a great fantasy and I hope you make it happen!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
You bastard Sarge - but you made me laugh at 5 am
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
A little while ago I asked for advice on Gangbangs.. and had some good advice via PM's and responses.. This has now taken a step further. I'll apologise if I don't get to the point straight away , but..
Myself and Carolyn (alright it was me - Paul) were perusing the ads today - and found an ad that showed a woman in a swing and restrained by her arms. So, in essence she was totally vunerable (is that a good word?).. Anyway we discussed this and Carolyn would love to experience this scenario.. But I cannot arrange this for my home (where we feel most comfortable - I don't have the necessary equipment) so, would like to know if there are any Clubs in the South (we are based in Basingstoke) where we could have Carolyn restrained and held open legged and fucked by all and sundry (again not good terms but what the hell)
Any advice would be gratefully accepted
Thanks
Paul xx
Myself and Carolyn (alright it was me - Paul) were perusing the ads today - and found an ad that showed a woman in a swing and restrained by her arms. So, in essence she was totally vunerable (is that a good word?).. Anyway we discussed this and Carolyn would love to experience this scenario.. But I cannot arrange this for my home (where we feel most comfortable - I don't have the necessary equipment) so, would like to know if there are any Clubs in the South (we are based in Basingstoke) where we could have Carolyn restrained and held open legged and fucked by all and sundry (again not good terms but what the hell)
Any advice would be gratefully accepted
Thanks
Paul xx
Quote by BkIller
hey y'all - at the risk of soundin a bit weird or bad in bed i was wondering if anyone knew any serious ways of lasting longer in bed...you see im gnna meet my g/f...well ex...for a bit of a "fling ting" - we cnt b together cos of religious stuff but we love each other v much so we wanted to meet up for a bit of foolin about for the last time...so i wanted to bring my "A-GAME" if ya gets me - wanna really impress her...any proven techniques or dare i say it...Pills.??
also she's a bit of a "traditionalist" - we hav dun EVERYTING cept her lettin me actually penetrate her - she doesnt want my ting to go into hers since we not married...i mite change that wen we hav our last "redevous" but is ther anyting else i can do to really please her (of cors i pleasure her orally and we do the whole "fake sex" wher my cock jus rubs against her vagina...so is ther anyting i can do in that dept to pleasure her even more..??
thanx in advance
BountY
Sorry Bk... Maybe I am somewhat of a cynic today.. But you are taking the piss? Or am I sadly mistaken?
I will apologise now in case I am wrong
Paul
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
We placed an ad for a guy a few days ago and have had, as expected, a large response!
However, what is surprising is the fact that probably more than half of them say they are married and their wives don't know! they're replying!
Well, we admire their honesty, but do they really expect a result?
Have other had similar experiences?
I know this can be an emotive topic for some , and that it has been debated many times before.
The way myself and Carolyn look at it , is that it does not matter whether they are married or not (as long as they are honest to say) - it still comes down to whether you gel with them or not. If you do then go for it - if not then forget it
Paul
Quote by davej
Yep all the bloody years of fighting putting the duvet cover on ....walking around looking like a bloody ghost gone mad!........tripping over stuff!...getting bondaged with the bloody thing
I finally found out the way to put one on ......is to turn the thing inside out grab the to corners and pull it over the duvet! ........and bingo easy peasy!
Did you video yourself doing it??....a sort of 'debbie does duvets'
get the right outfit on, start tussling with yer duvet......would've made a nice alternative to watching mud wrestling :shock:
Bloody hell Dave.. I've seen the "debbie does duvets " film... Putme right to sleep I can tell you
Paul
Quote by Fun365
Sarge pinches Debs' bum and opens another beer! :cheers:
Sarge;
Debs bum is lovely.. Though I am not sure that it would suit you!!!!
Paul
Oh God... That came out wrong... What I meant to say is that Debs bum is lovely - but I don't think a womans bottom would suit the Sarge.
I'll get me coat
Paul
:drinkies: Quote by Sgt Bilko
we all are aware of The Sarges prediliction for sheep
If I knew what that meant I'm sure I would be offended !! :shock: :shock:
:? :? :? :? :? My apologies Sarge... I was somewhat confused (probably wine induced) . It was not sheep. It was a F*cking DONKEY.. (see threads passim)
Paul
Quote by Libra-Love
davej pulls up a chair and waits, despite not knowing what it is that he is waiting for, but it makes not a jot of difference, a queue is a queue and there might be something good on the end of it.
You did. I thought Sarge was gonna give fun365 a bollocking for calling him a ba..... :shock:
But Sarge is far too busy with his full body search looking for sussies I don't think he noticed, or perhaps it's their term of endurement. :twisted:
It's been fun to watch all the same
Dear Libra;
I'm somewhat offended that you would think that I would in someway infer that that most respected Sarge was a sheep. Get real - we all are aware of The Sarges prediliction for sheep - but we dont talk about it!!!
kind Regards and I hope that all your wishes come true
Paul
Quote by davej
davej pulls up a chair and waits, despite not knowing what it is that he is waiting for, but it makes not a jot of difference, a queue is a queue and there might be something good on the end of it.
Oiiiiiiii... I don't think that we need your bloody involvement Dave!!!!!!! You cause enough trouble as it is!!!
Regards - and hope the family is well
Paul
Quote by Libra-Love
I don't want the post count back, but a timer would be nice.
Preferably one that kicks me off after my personally set hours expire and doesn't let me back in till all chores are done!
Wise words Libra
Maybe something that only allowed a certain amount of posts per day?
Paul
Quote by marmalaid
Can we have the "We'll meet again" thread back...
I've heard of one suicide so far, so job done, I didn't like him anyway, can we have it back now?
Chris
That's a bit harsh Marm... I only asked an innocent question - expecting to get a full answer from the lovely people at SH... I flounce over to my glass of wine and drink deeply
Paul
I've been wondering where the post count went to. I always thought that it was an important feature and am sad to see its demise...It seems to me that 'post count' should be revived - as how the hell are we to know how much people have posted..
PS: Can I have this thread locked please - as I have never had a thread locked before. And the last time I tried that B*st*rd Bilko refused to lock it..
I demand that my thread is locked!!!!
Regards
Paul
PS: Can I have this thread locked please - as I have never had a thread locked before. And the last time I tried that B*st*rd Bilko refused to lock it..
I demand that my thread is locked!!!!
Regards
Paul
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh, yes I forgot to mention. We need a suitable punishment for Neils partner in crime Fun365!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Nothing bloody changes here does it?!!!!!
You give the guy some stripes and he becomes power mad :shock: Why do I have to be punished?... This is totally unfair and nothing less than I expected..
But I tell you here and now that both Neil and I are tough enough to accept any punishment, no matter how unjust the charge is.
Yours Sincerely
Paul
Quote by Sgt Bilko
sarge, i have it on good authority, that little gem left the country on sunday, which was the 19th, and not the 21st as stated, so her leave application is late, and a thinly disguised attempt to cover her backside with an out and out lie!
i'm not sure what the penalties are for fraudulent leave applications, but i'll leave a suitable punishment to your good self.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
This is a disgrace!!
I have never seen anything like it!!
My Gast has never been so flabbered !! :shock: :shock:
I am unable to think of a suitable punishment - such is my shock
:? :? I will have to throw it open to the SH Masses to suggest the correct way of ensuring this never happens again.
So, you the masses will decide. What is the best way of punishing Neilinleeds for such blatant grassing???? :shock: :? :? :? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol:Errrrrmmmmm Sarge... I think you might have grasped the wrong end of the nettle here .. I certainly don't agree that Neil should be punished. The man was only doing his DUTY.. and that is something that you should certainly recognise.
I'll leave you with that thought, and may I humbly suggest that you drop this vendetta against Neil :shock:
Paul
Quote by neilinleeds
tut tut tut
<<< sorry shake of head . . . >>>
sarge, i have it on good authority, that little gem left the country on sunday, which was the 19th, and not the 21st as stated, so her leave application is late, and a thinly disguised attempt to cover her backside with an out and out lie!
i'm not sure what the penalties are for fraudulent leave applications, but i'll leave a suitable punishment to your good self.
neil x x x ;)
Well spotted Neil... It's sad to see this flagrant abuse of the system!!
Sarge: I presume that a suitable punishment will be in order
Regards
Paul
Quote by the funk
im going to watch arsenal ....i hope they loose if so they are out ha ha ha
also im going to watch man united vs spurs at old trafford 5th row south stand great seats ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant wait
Oh dear , oh dear, oh dear...
Am going to watch Arsenal and hope they win
I wont bother to say what I think
Paul
