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18 Apr 2006

Quote by Missy
Well cor bluddy blimey!!! :shock: :bounce:
If it ain't me fellow lesser spotted white rhino spotter :shock:
How cool is it to see you again!!! :bounce:
ooooh come here assionkiss: :passionkiss:
Now on with yer wine gum problem :undecided: ............. what's the problem? You getting pistachio bits in em?? Easy solved, swill yer mouth out with swill stuff, in between eating the pistachios and wine gums!!
I must admit to suffering with wine gums too - seem to end up cramming so many in me mouth without swallowing, that I can't chew em properly and end up with sticky dribble all over the place :undecided: :twisted:

Dear Missy;
Had to come back.......
It is with much pleasure that I reply to you biggrin

Pistachio and Wine Gums are not related. Both are not eaten at the same time... Pistachio first and then the debris is cleared ... and then Wine gums eaten in the evening
Am a bit concerned that you have a mouth full and dribble problem redface

Paul

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18 Apr 2006

Well , after much time away... I have been busy over the last few day going through the back posts. Good for me i hear you say!!!
During this time I have developed an ADDICTION!!! :shock:
I have shamelessly been munching (no pun or copyright infringement intended) on Pistachio nuts. I feel ashamed redface

I would also like to confess that I have a Wine Gum problem (I can hear the replies now)
So, it did occur to me that some others would like to confess their addiction
Paul

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17 Apr 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
1,2,3,4,5,6
Well, that covers all the bases.
Paul

just seen your post count :scared: bolt

Thanks Pete ... now that was scary !!!!!
Paul

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17 Apr 2006

1,2,3,4,5,6
Well, that covers all the bases.
Paul

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13 Apr 2006

... maybe i will bump some more....maybe.. maybe
Paul

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13 Apr 2006

... but I was reading the 'Google yur name thread' (I'm sure it's not called that )..
... and maybe I was feeling nostalgic , but I started to search for things that involved Davej.. I happened on this one ... not only did it dtill make me laugh , but also made me realise that I still loved this site... Okay, most of us are here to make contacts and have 'fun'... but you must have humour...
Dear Mods .... I will probably not bump anymore old threads..
Paul

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12 Apr 2006

Quote by davej
Still kicking around the place Paul, they just cant kill me off
anyways nice to see you pop your head in the door even if it is to talk bollocks.....300yds down the middle FFS! you might earn a quid harvesting seal pelts with that swing, but golf....forget it.

Bugger ... you have seen my swing .
Glad to see you are still around.. all is well I hope.
and as to my bollocks !!!! that's rich coming from you !!!!
Paul

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12 Apr 2006

Quote by warwick
just so you know i shall be largely absent for the next couple of months as i am travelling on business
will catch up sometime late may i would guess, have fun all :lol:

Well bugger off then. It's about time you did.. and just make sure that you don't log on whilst yu are away...
BTW - How are you?
Paul

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12 Apr 2006

Thankyou Alex... glad to see that you are stiill here ... Love the avatar..
Will send you a PM update if that is ok
Now where is that DaveJ ?
Paul

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12 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

The smell of new moan grass.

Is that when you're having sex in a field?? :giggle:
Congrats to your son too ! :thumbup:
I knew I'd made a typo... but also knew that someone would pick me up..
Thankyou
Paul

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12 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Just reading back on this.....

As a devout Seventh-Day Eventist (an old boyfreind's mum) once said to me "May be God just hasn't touched your heart yet", then may be some of you who decide it would be easy to return to a vanilla lifestyle haven't truely had swinging touch your heart yet.

Good God :shock: how deep was that getting.... I'm off for a shag to put the shallowness back into my life! lol

:lol: :lol:
I thought they only did 3 day eventing confused

Paul

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12 Apr 2006

Standing on the first tee at 5:30 on a lovely Summer morning, birds singing , woodpeckers pecking , and it's quiet.. And you just know that you are going to rip the ball 300 yards straight down the middle (alright i made that bit up)
The smell of new moan grass.
and just recently - my son doing his first grading at Tae Kwan Do... and he passed

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11 Apr 2006

I must admit that I have never told any friends about my 'activities'. I don't believe that the rection would be that good , although they would be interested.
For those that know me on the site , myself and Carolyn have parted company. Sad , but that is life. My new partner is interested (and is fully aware of my past) so we will see what happens...
Take care
Paul

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7 Mar 2005

Maybe it's me , but I thought the ttile
JudyTV ....... "buggered PC"
was rhyming slang of some description
Now, if my PC plays up I will say it's been 'Having a Judy'
confused

Paul

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2 Mar 2005

Blimey..... Day Ja vue...
I started a thread of this name (ish) many, many moons ago..
Sadly, I am too dumb to be able to reference it.
biggrin

:D

Paul

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23 Feb 2005

Quote by Reese
How much is alot ?

Hmm. For the sake of argument, let's say that the average volume of ejaculation is approximately ten cubic centimetres and, for the sake of argument, consider "large" and "small" to be any amount which deviates more than 20 percent above or below that statistical mean, respectively. rolleyes

~Reese!

Bloody Hell Reese - is that Standard Deviation? or are you a standard deviant?
Paul :shock:

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21 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
For dunking I would recommend ginger snaps. Rich tea are yuk and digestives OK but a bit boring. Digestives are nice with dairylea however

Sorry to disagree with you Blue.... But digestives should only be eaten with a strong Cheddar
Paul

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18 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
First meet was within a few weeks of joining the site. First shag and first FFM within a couple of hours!!
Haven't looked back since.
Mal

The words "lucky you bastard" seem appropiate at this time
Paul

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18 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Yes, I've noticed that too. Also, Pauls and Davids seem rather in abundance among swingers. I have even gone round asking blokes in clubs what their names are to proof the point. I don't know whether it is cos Steve, Paul and david are very common in the age groups most likely to swing, but it certainly is strange

Oiiiiii!!!! Stop having a go at Pauls... It's not fair and it's not fair at all :? biggrin

:D

Paul

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9 Feb 2005

Some considerable time ago I believe that I replied to a thread similar to this with the thought that I did not like blokes (and that is terrible because I would not mind a woman) kissing Carolyn).. At the time I thought that it was more to do with the fact that our relationship had moved on from the pure sex angle to something stronger.
Seeing this thread reminded me of that. I still prefer that Carolyn does not get involved with full on snogging as, maybe perversely , I find 'tongue level snogging' more intimate than some guy sliding his cock in her or applying a bit of mouth to clit stimulation.
I will never feel comfortable with others snogging Carolyn - but will accept it (just)_ with a couple of very good friends.
Paul xx

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3 Feb 2005

Gawd... Just another standard , boring, same again Wedding!!! lol

:lol: :lol:
Congratulations to you both and many thanks for sharing what was certainly a very special wedding....
Could not quite understand how come Reese kept on getting dust in his eye.. confused

:?
Paul

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Surely the ladies get loads of (probably naff) replies anyway?

Yes. But I was just being nosey.
I want to see the real diference between the womans wants, the couples wants and the guys wants - in respect to WOW factor in ads.
I have placed an ad before that said little more than "good shag wanted tonight" and low and behold the PM's that came from couples and guys who had previously been slating 'single guys' for writing poor ads :shock:
I wonder how many guys won't put an honest answer here for fear of getting a slating later?
Do guys really want an intelligent, well mannered, polite post or a dirty slut that is gagging for it? When the chips are down will opportunity + willingness = done deal!
Of course there will be different answers from different people - that's why I asked - if I thought it was going to be the same answer from everyone - why bother asking?
I think that many guys fantasise about " Do guys really want an intelligent, well mannered, polite post or a dirty slut that is gagging for it? When the chips are down will opportunity + willingness = done deal!"
But , really they are intimidated with that sort of ad... I mean they would love to meet up with this liberated, agressive woman, but they either don't have the balls or dont believe the ad. Many guys will fantasise about this - but wont go there - it's just a fantasy!!!
I am part of a couple and we have had a fair few wonderful experiences from people we have met on SH ...
Off to take my medicine again xxx
Paul

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
........to live in North Yorkshire :shock:
company is sold house is on the market, offers been accepted on house near Whitby.
Just sorting out schools and the like
Do you think I need to buy a whippet and a flat cap :

Well done Warwick.... But I must remind you that the Whippet needs to wear the flat cap whilst you indulge redface

Paul

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27 Jan 2005

Quote by arkan
Wife chose it for me, must be some boyfriend or other This is the only site I use it on, I didn't want to use my real handle here, the one I use on a dozen other sites like.

Google for Arkan and you'll find out who he was... Not a nice man..
Paul

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20 Jan 2005

Quote by bonnienclyde
I remember hearing a true story very similar and the bloke having to listen to all the crap had a bit of coin himself so joined in the conversation and let them know how much he had got and compared wealth with them. He then proceeded to take out of his pocket a 10p piece and told the mouthiest one he would toss the coin for everything he had against what he had, of course he declined and he told them you may have alot but you aint got balls. I think what he meant was that money is all they had and a person is made of more than that.

The actual story involves the Australian billionaire, Kerry Packer. Packer is a legendary gambler and whilst in a casino (probably in Vegas) the guy sitting next to him kept on going on and on about how much he was worth. Packer eventually tired of this and asked him exactly how much he was worth. The answer was $50m.. So, Packer takes out a coin and offers the toss of a coin for the lot... Bragging matey leaves somewhat humbled.
Paul

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17 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
Well what a weekend!!!.......
There we were all packed up and on our way to have a lovely weekend at a dinner dance (you know the sort of thing, bow ties, posh frocks etc) and we get to my mums.....
Steve had been complaining of heartburn since he got home on Friday night around and had woken me during the night as it was so bad. Whilst at my Mum's it got worse.... Alas it wasn't heartburn.... We had to call an ambulance at about and he was rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack....
He is okay but they are keeping him in for 5 days to monitor and treat him.... The down side for me is that the hospital is 35 miles from home, so the hours I will be zippiing up and down the M6 will be rediculous this week....
They are saying that he will be released on Thursday so I imagine he will be back online shortly after that as he hates to miss any of the gossip....
I know he is feeling better because he has complained about the fact that he missed out on a night of drinking and perving.... :roll: :lol:
At least they dont tell you to abstain from sex otherwise I might be feeling like Venus in another thread :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
Shireen
xxx

Shireen;
Mine and Carolyns thoughts are with you both at this time...
Paul & Carolyn xxxx

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17 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I smell the very strong odour..of Bullshit !!!

I'm inclined to agree.
I often see complaints that newbies get ganged up on and made to feel disrespected. Well OK, it's a fair cop, but really, sometimes it's hard not to. Some people just ask for it, and this is a case in point.
You are being a bit harsh, Ice. I joined 5 mins ago, PM'd some foxy chick, luckily she lived close by, she immediately came round . I shagged her senseless and then she left. The whole operation - 10 mins.
Wow , this site really rocks!!!
Paul

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11 Jan 2005

Please let me add my congrats... Lovely news indeed
Paul xxx

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
phew thanks babe. do you think anyone else noticed though?

Absolutely not... There is nobody else logged on anyway confused

Paul

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
bugga - you sussed me pleeeeeeeeeease don't tell anyone

Your secret is safe with me.. wink

Paul

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