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Funins
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
0 miles · Bournemouth

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REDHOT hun,
He will definately be shaving and before then as well.
Let us know when ur out next please wink
Fabio and Mike you are difinates huns xx
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Hi all,
As promised here are the details of our next party..
It is going to be held at our house (Yet again we have moved)
The party is going to be in Bournemouth.
Since this is a long way for people to travel we are opening our doors on Friday 8th April, the main party being on the 9th April.
This means if people want to make a weekend of it they can.
We have 3 double bedrooms and people are welcome to stay over if they want to.
There are some ground rules to remember:
a) There is NO smoking in the house, you are welcome to smoke in the garden.
b) There is no playing downstairs at all. This is so as not to make people, especially newbies, feel uncomfortable and pressurised.
c) No means no and there are no exceptions.
As you can see not many rules and people who have been to my parties before will know anyone will feel comfortable whether a hardened swinger or a newbie. Anyone who causes a nuisance will be asked to leave, and we have done this in the past.
Ok who's invited:
We welcome people we know, have met before as well as newbies. All are made welcome.
Obviously we will be limiting the numbers of people and will limit the number of single males if there are too many reply.
Please post your replies in here and like other parties pm's will be sent out just before the event.
Hugs n kisses
Funin and Mike
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Just to let you know pm's have gone out as well as everyone else being notified
SEE YAS THERE!!!
Just to update:
PM's will be going out tomorrow night.
It looks like there are going to be about 10 of us so it will be a laugh.
TC all
Hugs and all
Funin xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi all,
Just to confirm with everyone:
THIS MEET WILL NOT BE TAKING PLACE AT THE PARADISE SPA.
This is purely a social meet for people within the south who would like to meet up for Christmas drinks.
Thank you for all who wanbt to come.
Thanks TJU for clarifying early.
Look forward to seeing peeps
Hugs n all
Funin and Mike
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HI ALL,
We have just read that the Portsmouth Social is cancelled.
This has come as a disappoint to both of us as I am sure it has for others.
Can we propose having a south meet still but in Bournemouth.
It will still be on the 15th December as previous
I know its a bit further than Portsmouth for some but it will be a fab night all the same.
If anyone is still interested then please post a reply
We will pm people the information before the event
Many thanks
Funin and Mike
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Fabio..........
I can definately certify u .........FUNIN STYLE .............
Is that any help?
Hugs and all
Funin xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My area manager is snowed in WOOHOO best news i had on a Friday.
Was heavy snow down here, missed us just though.
It appears to have gone around us xx
Hi guys,
We are here we are here well south anyway.
We are in Bournemouth.
There is also Southamptoncouple.
We are hoping to sort out the Southampton party. Well we were going to last night but the sexual appetite took over as usual.
Sorry peeps will get there lol xxxxxxxxxxxx
When the next Bournemouth meeting is on perhaps some of you might like to retire to our house, totally innocent of course.
Chat soon hugs as always
Funin and Mike
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Hi to the new owners.
Like everything in life it changes.
We have to accept the change and get used to it.
Since joining Swinging Heaven several years ago now I can honestly say there have been loads of changes, albeit not as dramatic as new owners.
We can surley try to see positives out of this and I feel grow stronger as a community as we look out for each other.
I for 1 am excited although I do accept that there are questions, but these have been answered as much as possible as far as I can see.
Its early days peeps, can't we just give it chance and see what happens.
Lifes far too short to only focus on negatives.
Swingers are fun loving their nature, therefore lets carry on and show the new owners how good this site is.
As they say, if we don't like the "new site" then we know where the door is.
Sorry if my comments have pissed off people but these are my views.
Hugs as always
Funin
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My maddest thing...........
In my single days, well when I was about 30!, I used to go to a night club just round the corner from where I lived, literally 5 minutes walk.
This 1 night I was with my friend and as usual I was tarting.
Anyway to cut a long story short I ended up getting rather drunk and started chatting to this local rugby team!
On leaving the club, on my own as I had "lost" my friend by this time, a car pulled up.
Inside were these rugby players.
They asked if I would like to go back to theirs for a drink.
I explained that I only lived round the corner and how would I get home afterwards.
The older of the guys said that he would take me home the next morning. They actually live about 45 minutes from the night club!
Well I thought at least I was getting a lift home so therefore agreed and got into the car.
To say the house was in the middle of nowhere was an absolute understatement!
Well what a night I had with these guys!!!
In the morning, true to his word, the guy gave me a lift home and as we arrived my concerned friend was waiting outside.
She took 1 look at me and said she wouldn't even ask if I had had a good time!
My hair was matted with baby oil and smelt of neat whisky.
I could hardly walk, as well as being hung over as hell.
When I think back on it it could have gone so wrong.
The moral of this for me would be " Don't drink whisky". lmao.
Hugs as always
Funin
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Dawn,
WHY WON'T YOU GET UR ARSE OUT?..........
ESPECIALLY AS YOU ARE ALWAYS SO WILLING TO GET UR TITS OUT
NOTFS.....................hehehehe
One day Dawn........
Hugs as always
Funin
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Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo fellow Limoettes,
We just loved the Signpost challenge pics about the Stunning River Views lmao.
Was watching telly last night and they are doing a series about limo drivers.......from Bournemouth.
Alas our miserable driver was not on there but it showed how fun drivers can be!
Hopefully see yas all soon
Hugs n kisses
Funin and Mike
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OK peeps was hoping to get to Southampton and sort out a date but alas the couple concerned are unwell.
The reality is that it will be early January dure to alot of people having so many commitments before Christmas.
I will be putting up a posting in the Lets Meet Up Section as soon as I know more.
Take care all.
Hugs n kisses
Funin.
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Chaz and Rox,
We can re create the atmosphere if you like tonight.
Unfortunately we will have to improvise on the Limo and the Champagne but hell we could give it a go.
Hugs and Kisses
Funin and Mike
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Of course we do silly.
The scorings go:
Good
Fantastic
Crap
LOL
Tracy Jane,
Mike wants to know where you stopped and why weren't we invited along.
Solely for the purpose of technical support you understand.
You never let Mike see your cherries!!!!!!
Hehehe
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Aw I'm sorry hun.
I just wanted to thank everyone.
I'll give u a big hugs next time we see each other.
Glad you got home safely.
Hugs n kisses
Funin xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Many thanks to Bassman and Bernie for inviting us on the first ever Swinging Heaven Limo Mobile Mini Munch!
To say it was a "scream" from start to finish is an understatement.
Can't wait for the photos.
The faces of certain occupants when they thought the driver was "about to join us" will be a lasting memory.
It was great to see people again as well as meet a couple of new faces.
Heres to some more fab meets down in Bournemouth.
Hugs and Kisses to all.
Funin and Mike
It was a great nite Redhot hun.
See I am still not scary hun xx
TC to you both.
Just to confirm.
The couple that manage the club have chosen a Monday night due to it being the quietest night.
There are facilities for other outside groups to access the club on quiet nights.
The couple involved would ensure all relevant areas are covered .
Bearing this in mind and other comments on other social meetings I am being honest to the fact that there might possibly be other people outside this site.
If there is it will literally be only a couple of people.
This should pose no problems as far as we I am concerned as it is a "Vanilla Environment" where newbies will "fit in" alongside more regular people from this site.
Hiyas all you lovely swingers out there.
OK I am putting out the feelers on this to see how many pepole would be interested b4 anything is organised.
There is a very strong possibility of holding a mini munch style social down in southampton.
It would be in a private members club.
There is a possibility of some of the members being there so it would definately be a social event during that part of the night.
At this venue there is attached a 3 bedroom flat, therefore space for peeps to stay in afterwards.
There is also a hotel litterally 2 mins walk away.
Due to this being a private members club it would have to be held on a monday night.
The date would be arranged if there is enough interested parties.
Hugs and kisses
Funin and Mike
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Hiyas,
There is a possibility for us to come to this if Mr and Mrs Olive don't mind us tagging along with them.
We will let yas know a bit nearer the time for confirmation.
Thats if we arte not too late xx
Aw Tracy Jane hun,
he's so disappointed hun xx
I think you need to make up for it somehow xx
Come on REDHOT hun ,
I am sure a certain guy of mine would love to be on your escort duties again
LOL
Hugs and Kisses
Funin (and Mike)
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So Judy hunny................
DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN HAVE A GO ON ME
See if you can match the marks that I had on the first ever NW Munch
whip :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
Hey you 2,
I sooo wish i was living near you both as would have loved to have gone out with yas.
Actually you were both the topic of conversation at one stage on the Bournermouth Social.
It was that infamous moment when I revealed my "clit piercing".
Hope you both have a great night.
WELCOME BACK REBECCA HUN
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Love n hugs to yas Judy
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Hi all,
A big thanks to Bassman and Bernie.
It was a really great night had by all.
Bernie.......................its been too long hun and you're as sexy as ever.
It was great seeing "old" faces and meeting new faces.
KLets hope this will be a regular thing.
PS i will sort out something at a club.
PPS Can we be a first in the SH Limo with yas please Bassman xx lol :lol: :lol:
love and hugs
Funin anfd Mike xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx