Back again after many years away. I used to have a lot of fun here and thought I'd take a look and see how it is these days. I'm fully aware that cock is ten a penny here and totally a buyer's market, so just looking for a laugh and anything more is a bonus. 
I'm sane and respectful and can carry out a decent conversation before and after the clothes are off and I absolutely *adore* giving pleasure. 
It's hard to write anything in this little spiel that doesn't come across as either full cheese or desperate cringe, so lets chat properly and see where we end up!