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G_and_H
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 79
Bi-curious Female, 66
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WOMEN DRIVERS
Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still doing her make-up!!
I was so freaked by this that I dropped my electric shaver, which in turn knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS.
This caused me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL from my boss!! A needless accident nearly caused by an act of stupidity!
WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!
Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still doing her make-up!!
I was so freaked by this that I dropped my electric shaver, which in turn knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS.
This caused me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL from my boss!! A needless accident nearly caused by an act of stupidity!
WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!
What are Politics?
A son asks his father if he could explain to him what politics are. But of course I can, says the father.
Take our family as an example:
I am bringing home the money, so we call myself capitalism. Your mother is administrating the funds, so we call her government. Your mother and I are mainly concerned for your well being, so we call you the people.
Our maid is the working class and your little brother, who is still in his nappies, is the future.
Did you understand this?
The son is not really sure and wants to sleep over it.
During the night he wakes up as his little brother is crying, because he filled his nappies. The son gets up and knocks on the bedroom door of his parents, but his mother is fast asleep and he can’t wake her. So he goes to the maid’s room. He finds his father lying besides the maid and despite several knocks on the door they ignore him. So he goes back to his bed and falls asleep again.
Next morning his father asks him if he now knows what politics are and to explain it in his own words.
The son answered, Yes, now I know what politics are. The capitalism misuses the working class whilst the government is asleep. The people are totally ignored and the future is full of shit.
A son asks his father if he could explain to him what politics are. But of course I can, says the father.
Take our family as an example:
I am bringing home the money, so we call myself capitalism. Your mother is administrating the funds, so we call her government. Your mother and I are mainly concerned for your well being, so we call you the people.
Our maid is the working class and your little brother, who is still in his nappies, is the future.
Did you understand this?
The son is not really sure and wants to sleep over it.
During the night he wakes up as his little brother is crying, because he filled his nappies. The son gets up and knocks on the bedroom door of his parents, but his mother is fast asleep and he can’t wake her. So he goes to the maid’s room. He finds his father lying besides the maid and despite several knocks on the door they ignore him. So he goes back to his bed and falls asleep again.
Next morning his father asks him if he now knows what politics are and to explain it in his own words.
The son answered, Yes, now I know what politics are. The capitalism misuses the working class whilst the government is asleep. The people are totally ignored and the future is full of shit.
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being
sized up by God......
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to
send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society
by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly
Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before.
In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the
two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will
help you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with
clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was
shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told God. "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see
Heaven!"
"Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the
clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and
singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a
quick minute and rendered his decision.
"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill
shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave.
He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded-his voice full of anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't
believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the
beaches and the beautiful women playing
in the water?"
God said "That was the screen saver."
sized up by God......
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to
send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society
by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly
Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before.
In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the
two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will
help you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with
clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was
shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told God. "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see
Heaven!"
"Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the
clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and
singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a
quick minute and rendered his decision.
"Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill
shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave.
He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded-his voice full of anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't
believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the
beaches and the beautiful women playing
in the water?"
God said "That was the screen saver."
mickey if you are purely doing web mail then evrything is lost, If you are using a mail proggy like outlook express or so it will probably be stii stored somewhere.
Also try looking in you web history you might find some clues there. Depending on which OS you run (windows 95, 98 ME, 2000, XP) you might find something if you go
C
ocuments and Settings...you userneame...LocalServiceLocal SettingsTemp or
temporary Internet files or cookies or history
Also try looking in you web history you might find some clues there. Depending on which OS you run (windows 95, 98 ME, 2000, XP) you might find something if you go
C
ocuments and Settings...you userneame...LocalServiceLocal SettingsTemp ortemporary Internet files or cookies or history
You need a wireless ADSL router which connects to the ADSL port in your phone socket and a wireless laptop card which can communicate with the router.
I think what you have is a network router which connects to the server PC and enables other workstation PC's to connect wireless to the server.
I think what you have is a network router which connects to the server PC and enables other workstation PC's to connect wireless to the server.
