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G_and_H
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 79
Bi-curious Female, 66
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I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I
never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene
changes to a state of turmoil, when it hears the words, "I do".
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?" So, she says the words that
every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune
with her emotional needs as a Woman. I am thinking, "What was her first clue?"
I finally realise that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went
to sleep.
The very next day then we went shopping at a big unnamed department
store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She
could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them.
She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which
I say OK. Then we go to the Jewellery section where she gets a set of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited. She must have thought
that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I do not think she cared. I
think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does
not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it
was OK.
She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen
her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't
feel like buying all this stuff now."
You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said,
Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just
when she had this look as she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be
in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the spring
thaw of 2006.
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I
never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene
changes to a state of turmoil, when it hears the words, "I do".
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?" So, she says the words that
every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune
with her emotional needs as a Woman. I am thinking, "What was her first clue?"
I finally realise that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went
to sleep.
The very next day then we went shopping at a big unnamed department
store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She
could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them.
She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which
I say OK. Then we go to the Jewellery section where she gets a set of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited. She must have thought
that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I do not think she cared. I
think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does
not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it
was OK.
She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen
her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't
feel like buying all this stuff now."
You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said,
Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just
when she had this look as she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be
in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the spring
thaw of 2006.
Couple wakes up in the morning and she says to him:
I had the most hilarious dream. What is that then he asks?
I dreamed there was a whole bucket full of cocks and on top was alittle tiny one which was yours.
Next morning they wake up and he says:
I had the most hilarious dream. She says: Ha, ha I know. There was a bucket full of pussies and the smallest on top was mine.
No he says in yours stood the bucket.
I had the most hilarious dream. What is that then he asks?
I dreamed there was a whole bucket full of cocks and on top was alittle tiny one which was yours.
Next morning they wake up and he says:
I had the most hilarious dream. She says: Ha, ha I know. There was a bucket full of pussies and the smallest on top was mine.
No he says in yours stood the bucket.
May be it is a good idea to explain the games so that everyone can benefit from it.
4play adult monopoly is a PC gameboard game like the real Monopoly but the streets have noughty names and the task cards have noughty task. At the begining mild task like
show your nipples to playe 1 and with increasing levels tasks like show your dildo skills.
You buy as many streets as your money allows and instead of rent you get forfits like
socks, nickers etc. It ends up by playing with each others parts or a lot further depending
on the configuration.
It is really fun
4play adult monopoly is a PC gameboard game like the real Monopoly but the streets have noughty names and the task cards have noughty task. At the begining mild task like
show your nipples to playe 1 and with increasing levels tasks like show your dildo skills.
You buy as many streets as your money allows and instead of rent you get forfits like
socks, nickers etc. It ends up by playing with each others parts or a lot further depending
on the configuration.
It is really fun
