If your there as part of a couple, then just act normally, you'll probably find that there is more talk about non-sexual things than sexual stuff. When your happy, take your lady into a private or public room. No-one will dive on you, they always make some sort of gesture or ask politley if they can join in. If you don't want them to just say no thanks.
If your going as single male, might want to put a note on LMU saying where your going and which night and ask if any other SH people are going. If you have someone to talk to it makes you look like one of the crowd and you don't stand out as a spare part!
John & Shel
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Geordiecpl2001
9 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
Bisexual Female, 63
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We arranged a couple of meets - the first we said this is the weekend we are free because my parents were babysitting and asked the couple to email us to confirm - they didn't even bother to let us know what was happening.
The second we arranged everything and they were up for a meet and coming to us, but never turned up - found out that instead of meeting us there were on line. They had confirmed with us the works. They didn't even bother to get in contact to let us know what happened.
That the reason we like to arrange to meet either in swingers clubs or at a pub near a swingers club, then if they don't show up, well we will have fun in the club anyway.
John & Shel
The Gov. says its raising tax on fuel because the climate change is the most pressing problem in the world.
No it isn't, at least not to MPs. The most pressing problem for MPs is to get re-elected. So as we had an election May 05 that means that the next election is probably between 30 and 36 months away.
So what Gordon is doing now is getting all the nasty tax rises out of the way, before an election is near. Also, as the Dear Leader Tony will be gone, he can be blamed for lots of nasty stuff and Gordon can say, "nowt to do with me, honest, it was Tony what did it"
So brace yourselves for more tax hikes for about the next 18 / 24 months before you might see some tax reductions before the next election.
John & Shel
No it isn't, at least not to MPs. The most pressing problem for MPs is to get re-elected. So as we had an election May 05 that means that the next election is probably between 30 and 36 months away.
So what Gordon is doing now is getting all the nasty tax rises out of the way, before an election is near. Also, as the Dear Leader Tony will be gone, he can be blamed for lots of nasty stuff and Gordon can say, "nowt to do with me, honest, it was Tony what did it"
So brace yourselves for more tax hikes for about the next 18 / 24 months before you might see some tax reductions before the next election.
John & Shel
The guest list to this Munch is mucho impressive. I suspect a lot of people are staying over in the area as we are.
As we don't have to rush back home on the Sunday we were thinking of going to a well known swingers club on Sunday afternoon. Obviously to do this we need to fill up on food beforehand.
Would any people be interested in meeting up for a lunchtime drink / food at a venue in the general area (we have one in mind, but obviously won't disclose it on LMU).
From there those that had the strength to party on, could go onto the club.
Must say at this point that the club is Couples Only on Sunday Afternoons.
So if anyone is interested in this could you either pm us or add a post here. We will post out details to those interested nearer the date.
John & Shel
As we don't have to rush back home on the Sunday we were thinking of going to a well known swingers club on Sunday afternoon. Obviously to do this we need to fill up on food beforehand.
Would any people be interested in meeting up for a lunchtime drink / food at a venue in the general area (we have one in mind, but obviously won't disclose it on LMU).
From there those that had the strength to party on, could go onto the club.
Must say at this point that the club is Couples Only on Sunday Afternoons.
So if anyone is interested in this could you either pm us or add a post here. We will post out details to those interested nearer the date.
John & Shel
Hope you've got somewhere in mind which everyone will fit in to, G & T 
The bit I find strange is that Tony Blair says the death penalty is wrong, but will not say the death penalty for Saddam is wrong.
But if it is OK for Saddam to get the death penalty then why not Ian Huntley? Is it a total score thing?
Personally I don't agree with the death penalty, before any one asks.
John
But if it is OK for Saddam to get the death penalty then why not Ian Huntley? Is it a total score thing?
Personally I don't agree with the death penalty, before any one asks.
John
Is it OK to to be offended by the free and easy use of the word BIGOTS?
Do bigots not have feeling also???
I have now decided on a new career!!! As you can hire professional mourners, I have decided to become a professional offendee. I will start with big topics to be offended about then slowly work my way down.
Right now I'm pretty offended that Shel is not using Heinz baked beans, but some lackluster supermarker own brand!!
So if theres something which offends you
, but your too lazy to get worked up about it.......HIRE ME. I promise to be so really, really offended on your behalf about any little slight, real or imagined.
Very reasonable rates.
For a supplementry fee I would even get up earlier in the morning so I could be offended for longer!!
John
Do bigots not have feeling also???
I have now decided on a new career!!! As you can hire professional mourners, I have decided to become a professional offendee. I will start with big topics to be offended about then slowly work my way down.
Right now I'm pretty offended that Shel is not using Heinz baked beans, but some lackluster supermarker own brand!!
So if theres something which offends you
, but your too lazy to get worked up about it.......HIRE ME. I promise to be so really, really offended on your behalf about any little slight, real or imagined.Very reasonable rates.
For a supplementry fee I would even get up earlier in the morning so I could be offended for longer!!
John
kazswallows Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:29 pm Post subject:
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Geordiecpl2001 wrote:
We said we were coming a while ago, but no problem in saying we would like to come again.
Will that be like Geordiecpls second coming?
John & Shel
just remember the tissues and clean up after yourselves
kaz xxx
What, theres no curtains at the venue????
J & S
Northwest-cpl are quite right.
If you / we / us, are going to Cupids or Liaisons or Xtasia on a certain date, we often put up a message saying "anyone else from this site going please say hello". Loads of people do that. Hard to see how it could work otherwise. Obviously you do that in th ehope that the people you meet from the site will either be good company socially or sexually. Often we meet people who are prolific forum posters and we feel we almost know them already. But someone might come across and say "Are you Geordiecpl?" (usually the accent is a giveaway). They might introduce themselves as JoeBloggs. How would we know if they had been banned or not?
John & Shel
If you / we / us, are going to Cupids or Liaisons or Xtasia on a certain date, we often put up a message saying "anyone else from this site going please say hello". Loads of people do that. Hard to see how it could work otherwise. Obviously you do that in th ehope that the people you meet from the site will either be good company socially or sexually. Often we meet people who are prolific forum posters and we feel we almost know them already. But someone might come across and say "Are you Geordiecpl?" (usually the accent is a giveaway). They might introduce themselves as JoeBloggs. How would we know if they had been banned or not?
John & Shel
Staggy,
Just to get this clear in my mind, is this what you are describing?
1, You decide to hold a party, presumably at your house or other private venue.
2, You advertise said event on SH to see who would like to come to the party.
3, You have to show the mods of this site the guest list.
4, The mods may ask you to remove certain guests from your list.
5, If you do not agree to do that you may be banned from SH.
John & Shel
Just to get this clear in my mind, is this what you are describing?
1, You decide to hold a party, presumably at your house or other private venue.
2, You advertise said event on SH to see who would like to come to the party.
3, You have to show the mods of this site the guest list.
4, The mods may ask you to remove certain guests from your list.
5, If you do not agree to do that you may be banned from SH.
John & Shel
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Always look on the light side of life (whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
And...
Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle)
Come on!
Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle)
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow
So always look on the bright side of death (whistle)
Just before you draw your terminal breath (whistle)
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Performed by
Monty Python
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Always look on the light side of life (whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
And...
Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle)
Come on!
Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle)
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow
So always look on the bright side of death (whistle)
Just before you draw your terminal breath (whistle)
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Performed by
Monty Python
The Laird made a really good post, said just about everything I would have.
But one further point................There are lots of organisations for young people that are crying out for adults to help!! If you can give up a few hours a week to help in a voluntary capacity you might make a differnce (yes its a clichey {sp} but its true). How about it....could you help??
If you do get invovled in helping at youth organisations you will certainly come across well mannered, well behaved kids who are a credit to their parents......or in some cases.....good kids in spite of their parents.
My simplist answer to problems of today...............bad kids should be excluded from main stream school, but instead of roaming the streets they should be sent to a military regime school from 7am to 7pm. If they don't attend they are "containerised" on the premisis. (FB can you correct my spelling please Miss). The legnth of the sentence to be relative to the bad behaviour. Whole point is to take the bad kids away from the good kids.
Duke of Edinburgh award to be reved up to be equivilent to an A level.
Attendance at main stream youth organisation, such as Army Cadets, scouts etc to be strongly encouraged and well funded by the Gov.
John
But one further point................There are lots of organisations for young people that are crying out for adults to help!! If you can give up a few hours a week to help in a voluntary capacity you might make a differnce (yes its a clichey {sp} but its true). How about it....could you help??
If you do get invovled in helping at youth organisations you will certainly come across well mannered, well behaved kids who are a credit to their parents......or in some cases.....good kids in spite of their parents.
My simplist answer to problems of today...............bad kids should be excluded from main stream school, but instead of roaming the streets they should be sent to a military regime school from 7am to 7pm. If they don't attend they are "containerised" on the premisis. (FB can you correct my spelling please Miss). The legnth of the sentence to be relative to the bad behaviour. Whole point is to take the bad kids away from the good kids.
Duke of Edinburgh award to be reved up to be equivilent to an A level.
Attendance at main stream youth organisation, such as Army Cadets, scouts etc to be strongly encouraged and well funded by the Gov.
John
