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I know what im here for, cos i get have a laugh with other everyday normal folks who appreciate a laugh and like to have their minds stimulated (yeah amongst other things, but bare with me here im being serious for once)
When i joined up i didnt really know what to expect and my first post i ever made shows i was trying to run before i could walk, but i wasnt told OI clear off, i was given the chance to find my feet and given the chance to make a proper contribution to the site.
I dont post for any of the reasons above, if that was the case all my posts would be in the lets meet up forum.
The reason im here is because its a fun place to be, its full of nice people, and its a place where i can make friends, friends who i may or may not ever meet.
Its kind of like asking someone "why do you interact with other human beings?"
Okies my wee brain is sore can i go back to being a twat?
When i joined up i didnt really know what to expect and my first post i ever made shows i was trying to run before i could walk, but i wasnt told OI clear off, i was given the chance to find my feet and given the chance to make a proper contribution to the site.
I dont post for any of the reasons above, if that was the case all my posts would be in the lets meet up forum.
The reason im here is because its a fun place to be, its full of nice people, and its a place where i can make friends, friends who i may or may not ever meet.
Its kind of like asking someone "why do you interact with other human beings?"
Okies my wee brain is sore can i go back to being a twat?
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
Quote by Calista
Quote from one of the guests on QI.
I think Jimmy Saville was the inventor of Hip Hop, those tracksuits and jewellery ...
Bling Bling ....
Ok so I guess it's now official Jimmy Saville secretly spawned a load of Chavs!!!!!!
C x
What is it chav is short for? in glasgow we call them neds, i havent got a clue why we call em neds but we do
Oh and be glad about jimmy saville not introducing you to his DJ mate jonothan king instead!!!!
I believe a ned is a "non educated delinquent" I'm led to believe that chavs are "council housed and violent" or "Cheltenham Average" or that the word derives from the romany word chavi, meaning child, chaver meaning prostitute. Another slang term pikey derives from turnpike, which was a Kentish word for gypsy.
C x
Cheers im off to show off to folk with that now lol YAY for once i get to sound intelligent!!!! thats a pint i owe you LOL
Quote by Calista
Quote from one of the guests on QI.
I think Jimmy Saville was the inventor of Hip Hop, those tracksuits and jewellery ...
Bling Bling ....
Ok so I guess it's now official Jimmy Saville secretly spawned a load of Chavs!!!!!!
C x
What is it chav is short for? in glasgow we call them neds, i havent got a clue why we call em neds but we do
Oh and be glad about jimmy saville not introducing you to his DJ mate jonothan king instead!!!!
Quote by Young lover
Hello,
Just introducing myself as have been advised to do so, i am 6ft 2, slim and straight, looking to build relationships with people hopefully close by. Anybody from around these parts please introduce yourself and say hello!
Ive never been anywhere near your "parts" but welcome to SH
Quote by blonde
Sort of !!!!
I was about 5 or 6 and I wanted to go and see the Magic Roundabout being made....... so I wrote to Jim .............. he replied and said you had to be 16 to go into the studio but that he got all the puppets to signs photo's for me ....... Dougals was a paw print !!!
I never appeared on a show .......... but he did sort of fix it !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Off to go through my Mums attic ......... they could be worth something lol
Well im glad to see mr saville isnt the cruel evil destroyer of dreams ive always thought of him as since the day he let the poor wee child that was me down!!!!
Im getting right good at looking for sympathy aint i?
Lambchop babe
Hugs and Cuddles
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I could get used to this
Quote by blonde
Lambchop,
It just makes you cuddly !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Youre so sweet
Do you owe me money? LOL
Nope Lambchop !!!!!!!!!!!!! U owe me :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Cheques in the post Sam
Failing that as a special treat you can paint my lounge for me!!!!
Yeah i know im too generous!!!
Quote by blonde
Sort of !!!!
I was about 5 or 6 and I wanted to go and see the Magic Roundabout being made....... so I wrote to Jim .............. he replied and said you had to be 16 to go into the studio but that he got all the puppets to signs photo's for me ....... Dougals was a paw print !!!
I never appeared on a show .......... but he did sort of fix it !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Off to go through my Mums attic ......... they could be worth something lol
Well im glad to see mr saville isnt the cruel evil destroyer of dreams ive always thought of him as since the day he let the poor wee child that was me down!!!!
Im getting right good at looking for sympathy aint i?
Quote by blonde
Lambchop,
I have to ask ............... is that your belly ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I am only asking what everyone wants to know but is too scared to ask
No lol but its pretty darn close, theres a good medical reason for it tho its a glandular problem
i have this gland that makes me a fat greedy git
Quote by Dino
OOH ! got another,
So, who lives in a house like this?
SmokerJim?
Quote by Darkfire
MakingCocoa?
nope n nope
Can i ask where whoevers house it is got that table? my mum has been after one like that for ages, and methinks i could poss get her one for xmas, PM me if you have the details please
Quote by debz4u
Just read this thread ....... yand decided .
Your all bonkers
Im not i havent had a bonk for ages due to my bet with cliff richard
Lots of pretend sympathy please :violin:.
awww bless you need more violins than that .
trying to get sympathy shags dont work on here :cry: :cry:
LOL perish the thought i just wanted to be called lambchops or something and have a lot of awwwwwwws put my way
Quote by marmalaid
I wrote to him when i was a kid asking if he could fix it for me, all i asked was that he take me and my 2 best friends to meet the wombles cos i was mad daft on it!!!!!
Unfortunately i never did get to meet Orinoco and the rest!!! I spent ages waiting for him to answer my letter and he never did!!!
So did he ever fix it for you? and if not did you write to him asking for anything?
We don't need Jim, we've got..
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y112/marmalaid/Misc/jim1.jpg
click
Quote by Marmalaid
Your PM was only the start of it,
One PM and now you're a tart, admit,
Now you've done it, Sarah fixed for it you, and you and you.
There must be someone that you always want to do,
The one group that you always want to screw,
Now you've done it, Sarah fixed it for you,
And you and you and you
Bah-bah-bah. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah.
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah. Bah-bah-bah.
Sarah fixed it for you, and you and you.
Bah-bah-bah. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah.
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah. Bah-bah-bah.
Sarah fixed it for you, and you and you and you-ou-ou
WOW
But im still waiting on the wombles!!!!
Thank you very very much!!!!!!!!
I wrote to him when i was a kid asking if he could fix it for me, all i asked was that he take me and my 2 best friends to meet the wombles cos i was mad daft on it!!!!!
Unfortunately i never did get to meet Orinoco and the rest!!! I spent ages waiting for him to answer my letter and he never did!!!
So did he ever fix it for you? and if not did you write to him asking for anything?
Unfortunately i never did get to meet Orinoco and the rest!!! I spent ages waiting for him to answer my letter and he never did!!!
So did he ever fix it for you? and if not did you write to him asking for anything?
Quote by teppic
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
well its a challenge isnt it?
I will await any offers of help, but i dont wanna go back to carstairs again!!!!!
that is a last resort, but i think i have a solution..
what you need to do, is post in LMU, for a blind woman, who is into watersports, and does not mind aural fisting.....
hmmm, i think we are onto a winner there.
WHAT!!!!!!!! and lose my long running bet with cliff richard as to who can go the longest without sex? NO WAY
