Quote by teppic
Eargasm (noun)
The tingly-scalp nipplestand feeling one gets when cleaning out one's ears with a Q-Tip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhh ... eargasm."
Erm ive now wet my seat, anyone know a good upholstery cleaner?
omg, not only do we need to give you an SH makeover, but now we have to getr incontinance sorted out :shock:
well its a challenge isnt it?
I will await any offers of help, but i dont wanna go back to carstairs again!!!!!
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My feet are impeccable, well once you discount the verucas the fungus and the brown toenails
well nail varnish will cure the brown nails....let me give eager a call, he can sort some out for you.
this looks like this man needs an SH makeover..
Well as long as it doesnt involve me getting my hair french combed im all for it
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Yay! What friendly bunch you are!! I can see my bum groove being firmly worn into the sofa on this forum!
Well Gareth I just want to tell you that i joined the site little over a week ago and havent seen any family of friends since, ive ran out of food and milk and when i do stop posting it will be cos the elec has been cut off
But dont let that bother you
Welcome to the site and if you have half as much fun on it as ive had so far then ill have enjoyed myself twice as much as you
I Glasgowfella solemnly declare.......that from this day forward.....i will continue to take the piss......keep my head up high......i may not be able to fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven but i will due to severe seasickness but i will by the very nature of the afore mentioned seasickness deposit many slipping hazards upon the deck to do my bit to repel hostile invaders.......i shall never surrender..........i will also mop up after the battles
