Quote by j_e_f_59
I just wondered if the deer were blind?
James
Very funny! The smacked arse was for a daft question that was completely irrelevant to the post! If you had posted the second post along with it, then all would have been clear 
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
so which of you were the ones "hiding" in the grass with the white tshirts, red hats and cans of beer lol, you ran like the deer when our spots "accidently" found you, and never spilt a drop, funniest thing we have seen in ages , was like a drunken version of the great escape
thanks for the entertainment
OK OK I'm guilty, that was me! I found the hat and fancied being a Mounty but when I stopped to relieve myself, my horse bolted and you look pretty stupid dressed as a mounty with no horse! The Deer don't have the same effect plus the buggers won't keep still!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Alan
The bad PR has put people off and attracted boy racers and what I call non genuine doggers who have no respect at all for couples when they do appear. But there are genuine doggers that still go to the chase so give us a chance we are not all the same.
Here Here!!!
Quote by A+D
the chase has had loads of bad PR lately so we only go up there sometimes now - and keep away from the busy places.
It has had a lot of bad PR and as Alan said, the 'Boy Racers' have started turning up more frequently BUT they do go home about 10 - 11pm (They do have school in the morning)
Seriously though, they are becoming a pain in the arse and the police and the media should concentrate on those idiots, not the genuine Doggers. As for the non genuine doggers, I think that is the responsibility of the genuine guys to keep them in line and protect couples who want to go dogging. We all lose out otherwise
Quote by j_e_f_59
I didn't just stick to the main places either, I drove around the chase, car park after car park and all I saw was DEERI wouldn't mind but even they were too quick for me
Oh DEER, Oh DEER, Oh DEER!
I just wondered if the deer were blind?
James
I'm not sure James, I didn't ask em
Quote by Twisted - Sister
some of us are more lucky, maybe i should take you out one evening
TS, that is an offer I could never refuse :lol:
I was absolutely gutted at the performance of the England team tonight so I decided things can't get much worse and took a drive to the chase!
Bad Idea,
I arrived there around 1am and left around 3am. I made a point of counting every single car.............ZERO well, that is not completely true, I did see a Police Vehicle when leaving the chase.
I didn't just stick to the main places either, I drove around the chase, car park after car park and all I saw was DEER I wouldn't mind but even they were too quick for me
I have been much later than that plenty of times and there are always a large number of cars driving around and parked.
The question is, WHERE WAS EVERYONE?
Thanks to our fantastic Chancellor, that trip cost me around £10 in petrol to go deer watching :taz:
Oh DEER, Oh DEER, Oh DEER!
Bad Idea,
I arrived there around 1am and left around 3am. I made a point of counting every single car.............ZERO well, that is not completely true, I did see a Police Vehicle when leaving the chase.
I didn't just stick to the main places either, I drove around the chase, car park after car park and all I saw was DEER
I wouldn't mind but even they were too quick for me I have been much later than that plenty of times and there are always a large number of cars driving around and parked.
The question is, WHERE WAS EVERYONE?
Thanks to our fantastic Chancellor, that trip cost me around £10 in petrol to go deer watching :taz:
Oh DEER, Oh DEER, Oh DEER!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i personally feel people stop being newbies when they feel comfy to join in with the chat and are accpeted by the other site members as being genuine
P.S your very good at he multi quotes fo someone whos been here little over a week
Thanks Naughty, it only took me 10 hours to complete that post
Quote by Tanis105
Newbie to the site doesn't mean newbie to life. Stop getting hung up on a name.
You will have knowledge and experience that others are interested in just share it and let people get to know the person not the tag.
I agree completely, Nobody can know everything there is to know, I just wanted to put the idea down, I am definately not hung up on the tag. I will be a newbie until the day I die as I love to listen to others and learn from them and my own mistakes
(Someone is definately going to post I know it all)
Quote by postie
When you join in with the newbie pisstakes, and you aren't the one having the piss taken...
Seriously though.........
after about 10 years....
TEN YEARS, Christ........ I will start crossing the days off the calendar now!
:notes:
Quote by fabio grooverider
Maybe there should be an option 6 - You are no longer newbie when you dont get baited, when people dont hijack your threads, when you can post without being jumped on and you know enough people from here to get to a munch and not walk in with that flashing neon Newbie hat on ???:D
hey... i still get baited.... saturday nice for example... or maybe i am just easy to take the piss out of (trust me i'll get you all back!!!
) I'll just swot them like flies at a munch in the near future....if someone says something silly or contenous then i think is likely to be jumped on regardless... and i have seen this lot hijack everything from the serious to the mundane.... :) :) :) :) tend to be the same people..yes that means you happy cats and m2pu!!!!! :)
Absolutely, but I don't mind having the piss took out of me, that's all part of the banter.
Quote by Darkfire
Nice idea.
But - Newbie status is also kinda desginated by the other users of SH (whether they be other newbies or forum regulars/experienced swingers) and I feel that it's when THEY decide you've participated in 'SH' sufficiently to not be Newbie anymore! - which does entail regular posting on the forum, which does include 'getting yourself known' (and going to munch(es)) and generally playing an active part in SH.
Thank You :wink: I can't wait to go to a Munch but I realise I have to put the time in first!
I have only been a member for a short time but I love this site and you guys have been great! I have had nothing but support from people on here, so Thank you and I appreciate people answering my Threads. I hesitate before posting them sometimes but then I think, what the hell, that's what it is all about :happy:
I was wondering what the general consensus was on this topic. When does a newbie cease being a newbie?
Is it any of the following:
1) A specific number of posts
2) Has been a registered member of SH for a certain time
3) Has experienced action of some sort
4) Begins to contribute in helping new members
5) Other?
What do the more experienced members think?
Is it any of the following:
1) A specific number of posts
2) Has been a registered member of SH for a certain time
3) Has experienced action of some sort
4) Begins to contribute in helping new members
5) Other?
What do the more experienced members think?
Quote by RedHot
Well if we hit the right night, there is always more than enough doggers, so we can pop out, have the fun and rush back to our pc's and join the chatroom . . . sad or what!!:haha:
T-J
Nothing sad about that, sounds great to me
I have just looked at your site - Great Pics, left feedback! :notes:
Christ Jo you must have some stamina
I must be doing something wrong RedHot, it sounds like you are in and out like a finely trained hit squad. I have got some planning to do although I am trying to arrange meets now oppose to just turning up and hoping for the best!
Thanks for humouring me guys
I must be doing something wrong RedHot, it sounds like you are in and out like a finely trained hit squad. I have got some planning to do although I am trying to arrange meets now oppose to just turning up and hoping for the best!
Thanks for humouring me guys
This just came into my head as someone asked me the best time to go dogging.
1)What is the 'Latest' you have stayed out until?
2)What is the 'Earliest' you have gone Dogging?
My earliest time is 7pm and the latest I have stayed out is 4am...... Yes pretty lame I know compared to some of you hardcore Doggers but we all have to start somewhere!
Plus, this will give the newer guys an idea of the sort of times people venture out!
Bren
:kick:
1)What is the 'Latest' you have stayed out until?
2)What is the 'Earliest' you have gone Dogging?
My earliest time is 7pm and the latest I have stayed out is 4am...... Yes pretty lame I know compared to some of you hardcore Doggers but we all have to start somewhere!
Plus, this will give the newer guys an idea of the sort of times people venture out!
Bren
:kick:
Quote by HornyMV6
Hi
I recently read a post where a nightvision camera or binoculors were used, although I'm no expert I would assume these are highly illegal if trained on somebody without their prior knowledge / consent and as such would risk police action.
MV6
I am not sure on the legalities of night vision but you have to remember, Having sex in public is also not 100% legal.
I myself am against the use of them!
I agree with JTS,
Sounds like someone has a new job and wants to get a quick promotion to me? ? ? ?
BUT I could be wrong, either way, I wouldn't chance it!
If you was a copper, you would not advertise it would you? This site is monitored by all kinds of people and by advertising, assuming you are genuine, you leave yourself open for a P45
:small-print:
Sounds like someone has a new job and wants to get a quick promotion to me? ? ? ?
BUT I could be wrong, either way, I wouldn't chance it!
If you was a copper, you would not advertise it would you? This site is monitored by all kinds of people and by advertising, assuming you are genuine, you leave yourself open for a P45
:small-print:
I would listen to RedHot, she's got it spot on!
Dogging takes a lot of patience and you will go out time and time again and see absolutely nothing. Except Deer
Seriously, get a marriage councillor or visit a massage parlour. I apologise if this comes over the wrong way I just agree with RedHot, I don't think Dogging is the answer for you.
Either way, I hope you sort things out!
Dogging takes a lot of patience and you will go out time and time again and see absolutely nothing. Except Deer
Seriously, get a marriage councillor or visit a massage parlour. I apologise if this comes over the wrong way I just agree with RedHot, I don't think Dogging is the answer for you.
Either way, I hope you sort things out!