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Gothic_punk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 50
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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The clue is in the title of the thread. I therefore either cut off men or hair.
I am not attracted to skinny little punky men in make-up but insist everyone else should be.
Is that the bloke out of Blur?
Damon Albarn did a good cover of a Numan song :>
I'll find a connection to my obsession anywhere.
I sometimes think of the Soft Cell Numbers after a particularly easy lay...
'Numbers
Who's the person that you woke up next to today...
Until you wake up one day
And find that you're a number
Body one, body two, body three, body four
Body one, body two, body three, body four
Numbers'
But then I get depressed.
Nothing wrong with my avatart - a 20 year old blonde Numan in eyeliner makes me drool - call me old fashioned :>
I think if you are just curious and want to see what goes on and are after a gentler introduction to sex with people of your own gender, then cottaging, dogging or beaches full of naked men probably isn't the best way to go about finding out.
Those activities have thier own rules and codes and I would imagine to a new person they would seem pretty ntimidating. I certainly wouldn't go to them (or know where to find them) - but for a bit of hot boy on boy action I'd go to a gay club and cop off, or arrange a one on one meeting from here with someone I had got to know who I clicked with.
I am far from being a royalist, but I think it's easy to forget they are just human. William is a young bloke who wasn't even allowed to mourn his mothers death in peace. He can't go clubbing and snogging loads of people (just like most people his age do every weekend, if they've any sense...) without a million photographers hovering arond him. I feel a bit sorry for him, actually, as he was born into that ridiculous position and has never had any say in the matter.
It isn't news that he's split up with his girlfriend, and they should be left alone. The royal family may be a waste of money but they are people and entitled, I think, to the same privacy and respect as everybody else.
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Looks like GP has run away :shock:

I needed to go clubbing immediately. I was looking for suitable venues...
I did see an emo girl earlier in town wearing a pink skinny-fit t-shirt, green shorts, black doc martens and brown woolly legwarmers, so the beerguts did not phase me.
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how to do the entire quiz in 23 minutes .....
open eight windows, (I have a big monitor ;) ) tile them and centre the quiz area in each one.
Start top left, whichever is the right answer put that in two, go to two but leave window 1 on answer one, get two right and do it in window 3, leave window 2 on 2 etc etc
You now have dozens and dozens of lives and a complete audit trail that only needs updating every eight right answers
....... project managers know best :smug:

Surely if project managers knew best they would know to type 'impossible quiz answers' into google and then they'd have all the answers right in front of them...
Same cheat, just quicker :>
I don't like most of the line-up, but Linkin Park are really cute and Marilyn Manson is always funny.
I'll probably just pop along to individual gigs... motley crue are touring again... that's always fun :>
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I would join in behind the bar but I live in Salford and therefore only know how to serve blue wkd.

I don't believe you.
I've spent loads of time in that neck of the woods and they serve all wkd colours :giggle:
drags Gothic punk in before he can escape
I usually only see the blue stains on the ground outside the bus stops. Classy town this.
And who says I want to escape?
I would join in behind the bar but I live in Salford and therefore only know how to serve blue wkd.
I thought I'd mess around in hotoshop and create avatars and this is all I could come up with so far. I'll probably change them lots and lots from now on.
If I remember.
I gave up on my tenth attempt at getting past question 9.
That's the kind of guy i am :>
I spend hours playing internet backgammon and spider solitaire. Even though I have lots of expensive games that I love I spend longer playing the bloody free windows games than on anything with more substance.
Normally I'm happy in forums to drop PM's to anyone and everyone, but on here it doesn't feel quite right, somehow. I guess I worry on here that people always see a PM as a 'come and get me, bebe' sorta thing. I _have_ pmed people here with specific stuff, but I guess I must be painfully shy or something.
What was the question?
Ooh, yes. I suppose what piques my interest in people in general on forums is a similar sense of humour, a liking for similar sorts of stuff (music, films, etc) - any hint they are a bit alternative, a liking for fluffy kittens and so on and so forth.
But I am crap at letting people know I like them, and I am crap at keeping in touch with people who tell me they like me, so I tend to just dawdle away in the background lots.
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X-Ray Specs
or may be RHCP
or may be Funkadelic
or may be .... god I could go on - I better go and rethink this one confused

I so wanted to put X Ray Spex in my list, too smile Got to love them!
I love the Boosh - I just forgot them in my rush to critisise Little Britain.
Billy Connolly - funniest man in the world by a mile.
Spaced
The Mighty Boosh! I almost forgot!
Will Ferrell
Chelsea getting beat (doesn't happen often though)
Jokes in... poor taste
Eddie Izzard
Kenneth Williams
Peter Kay
What doesn't make me laugh one bit is Little Britain and that bloke in the neck brace... avid merrion - not that I don't get what they are trying to do, just that it's done poorly.