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Gothic_punk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 50
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Johnny Cash.My Manc accent is annoying to me, but I carn't do nowt about it, right.
My Dad has the good fortune of still having his Italian accent intact despite having lived in Manchester for the last 40 years. I can't even fake an Italian accent for long enough to convince anyone it's genuine
My mates used to always think he was in the mafia.
My Dad has the good fortune of still having his Italian accent intact despite having lived in Manchester for the last 40 years. I can't even fake an Italian accent for long enough to convince anyone it's genuine
My mates used to always think he was in the mafia.
Now women can join in the delights of 'how high can you pee' contests... but... wouldn't you have to carry the used funnelly thing around with you in your bag - especially if you were using it outside a coach with no loos at the side of a road where you can't rinse it out?
Still, at least if you get your bag stolen you'd have the consolation of knowing the thieves would be getting a surprise when they rifled through it.
I'm thinking too hard about the practcalities of this one, aren't I?
Still, at least if you get your bag stolen you'd have the consolation of knowing the thieves would be getting a surprise when they rifled through it.
I'm thinking too hard about the practcalities of this one, aren't I?
Bloody hell the Macc Lads!
'I used to go out wi' her
Cos she cooked a nice bit o' grub
Miss Macclesfield
She may ave bin a beauty queen
But I'd rather go down the pub'
No prizes for guessing that one :> - or, my favourite - 'No Sheep Till Buxton'
'Sheep, sheep, everywhere,
The little woolly fuckers are all over the place'
Oh - and since no-one got the Devo one... Are We Not Men?
You can do that with any rap song, too... eg..
'With so much drama in the LBC it's kinda hard bein' Snoop D O double G
But I somehow, some way, keep comin' up with funky-ass shit like every
single day'
'I used to go out wi' her
Cos she cooked a nice bit o' grub
Miss Macclesfield
She may ave bin a beauty queen
But I'd rather go down the pub'
No prizes for guessing that one :> - or, my favourite - 'No Sheep Till Buxton'
'Sheep, sheep, everywhere,
The little woolly fuckers are all over the place'
Oh - and since no-one got the Devo one... Are We Not Men?
You can do that with any rap song, too... eg..
'With so much drama in the LBC it's kinda hard bein' Snoop D O double G
But I somehow, some way, keep comin' up with funky-ass shit like every
single day'
Cybergoth stuff, eh? Industrial noise? i am more into the flamboyant than the stompy, but have learned to live with the stompy glow-sticky music and the big boots and the plastic hair thing, and indeed, I quite enjoy a lot of it nowadays.
The song was 'We Are Glass' by Gary Numan - I could claim he invented the industrial scene but I would be lying. But the 80's synth thing really did influence that stuff the cyber people love lots - I like it all :>
The song was 'We Are Glass' by Gary Numan - I could claim he invented the industrial scene but I would be lying. But the 80's synth thing really did influence that stuff the cyber people love lots - I like it all :>
Ok, my last one was maybe too obscure - it's 'Her Imagination' by Soft Cell - a finer set of lyrics about transexualism you'll be hard pushed to find :>
I will add another - not so obscure, a top 10 hit in 1980, is a clue. Another clue is I have a synthpop obsession that extends beyond Soft Cell.
We are strong, we're unknown
We have time
And to you Im just
One of those boys
We are cold
Were not supposed to cry
But its all just a thought
So here am i
I will add another - not so obscure, a top 10 hit in 1980, is a clue. Another clue is I have a synthpop obsession that extends beyond Soft Cell.
We are strong, we're unknown
We have time
And to you Im just
One of those boys
We are cold
Were not supposed to cry
But its all just a thought
So here am i
::sings::
This monkey's gone to heaven!
I totally forgot about the Pixies - great band :>
Here's an obscure one for you all though not by an obscure band, I might add - anyone gets this (without googling it) I'll be surprised and delighted... this is my favourite song.
Now it's the futile bitter feelings
That clutch you in the middle
You were never really given a chance
And the spite that jabs your mind
Hides a heart thats really warm and kind
And the pulse that races with
Each over inquisitive glance
You were always the outsider
And they set you up a childhood
To be just another cuddly toy
And the whisper in the street
When the street corner gossips meet
The woman on the fourth floor
He was such a happy boy
This monkey's gone to heaven!
I totally forgot about the Pixies - great band :>
Here's an obscure one for you all though not by an obscure band, I might add - anyone gets this (without googling it) I'll be surprised and delighted... this is my favourite song.
Now it's the futile bitter feelings
That clutch you in the middle
You were never really given a chance
And the spite that jabs your mind
Hides a heart thats really warm and kind
And the pulse that races with
Each over inquisitive glance
You were always the outsider
And they set you up a childhood
To be just another cuddly toy
And the whisper in the street
When the street corner gossips meet
The woman on the fourth floor
He was such a happy boy
My bisexuality is important to my identity and I am, therefore, an out and proud bisexual. It is important to me that any prospective partner - male or female - is aware of my sexual identity right from the start. I have also made sure that I play safe and am clean and disease free - but everyone who is sexually active should do this anyway, not just bi men.
Heh - probably too easy, but most of my record collection is prettty obscure and I didn't want to make it impossible... so my not-so-secret synthpop obsession was the most suitable... I may see if anyone can get any of the lesser, um, popular songs I have later 
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Actually, my sig is part of a song lyric - any guesses?
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Actually, my sig is part of a song lyric - any guesses?
Rainy Night in Soho - The Pogues
Here be mine - i will keep it easy
Under the deep red light
I can see the makeup sliding down
Hey little girl you will always make up
So take off that unbecoming frown
What about me- well
I'll find someone
That's not going cheap in the sales
A nice little housewife
Who'll give me a steady life
And won't keep going off the rails
Here be mine - i will keep it easy
Under the deep red light
I can see the makeup sliding down
Hey little girl you will always make up
So take off that unbecoming frown
What about me- well
I'll find someone
That's not going cheap in the sales
A nice little housewife
Who'll give me a steady life
And won't keep going off the rails
If there was an optiion that said, 'I love smoking and drinking' then that's what I'd click. It would also be useful if other vices were listed...
Mod Edit :shock: :shock: :shock:
Seriously, though - I think the smoking bit is clear enough - it lets people know who the smokers are if they want to avoid them. I would imagine one cig a day would be too much for someone who hates the smell of smoke.
Mod Edit :shock: :shock: :shock:
Seriously, though - I think the smoking bit is clear enough - it lets people know who the smokers are if they want to avoid them. I would imagine one cig a day would be too much for someone who hates the smell of smoke.
:welcome:
i can see your pictures, even! I am sure you won't have much trouble meeting people - fighting them off may be more difficult :>
I really like it here - have met some very very nice people in an online sense - sure I could meet some in the flesh if I wanted to, but haven't really been actively looking for that so couldn't tell you how easy or difficult it is. I can tell you that it's a fun place to be, though.
i can see your pictures, even! I am sure you won't have much trouble meeting people - fighting them off may be more difficult :>
I really like it here - have met some very very nice people in an online sense - sure I could meet some in the flesh if I wanted to, but haven't really been actively looking for that so couldn't tell you how easy or difficult it is. I can tell you that it's a fun place to be, though.
Oh, I saw the pirate last night. As for the new romantic look, I sort of do that anyways 
- have just made it a bit more spangly and skintight - though I dress up less and less these days due to hardly ever going out... I am getting bored of not having enough excuses to dress up at the moment - life seems to be work then home at the moment :/
- have just made it a bit more spangly and skintight - though I dress up less and less these days due to hardly ever going out... I am getting bored of not having enough excuses to dress up at the moment - life seems to be work then home at the moment :/ A Pirate - there should be more people dressed as pirates in the chatrooms...
Or, well. I am attracted, pretty predictably, to the punk rock grrl look. Probably because I've pretty much exclusivly dated alternative looking people. Conversely, I have a thing for older men who wear suits - must be some kind of dad complex. I could never date a guy who dressed like me. Maybe I'm just odd.
I also don't find pvc or rubber to have any sexual connotations for me - they are entirely fashion items in my eyes. If I go to a fetish night, I'm all over the pvc stuff as I think it looks great for the dancefloor, but it doesn't get me all steamed up sexually.
Or, well. I am attracted, pretty predictably, to the punk rock grrl look. Probably because I've pretty much exclusivly dated alternative looking people. Conversely, I have a thing for older men who wear suits - must be some kind of dad complex. I could never date a guy who dressed like me. Maybe I'm just odd.
I also don't find pvc or rubber to have any sexual connotations for me - they are entirely fashion items in my eyes. If I go to a fetish night, I'm all over the pvc stuff as I think it looks great for the dancefloor, but it doesn't get me all steamed up sexually.
Quote by Drewxcore
You may all think my idea daft, but when a door to door salesmen calls trying to rip me off with this or that I have found just like horny, that when you say NO NO NO, they still come up with a reason why you should say YES.
The tatcic I use now is to say I am very happy as I am.
For example a very attractive young woman from a health insurance firm called yesterday evening calling door to door and I found out what she was offering since she was a looker
They always go away happy when you say you are happy with what you have, works every time.
I wonder if this aproach could be used in swinging to turn someone down?
In my experiance (as i found out last night in the chatroom) if you say *i'm happy with what i have* the smart arses usually reply by saying *why are you on a swinging site then?*
Well, if after the polite 'no' people start arguing, you then, IMO, have every right to be snarky back at them.
I would never be sarcastic or nasty in a 'sorry not interested' reply, but if the person then came back at me with a line like 'so why are you on a swingers site?' I would just have to send them a snotty comment back, like, 'to meet everyone else but you.' - only once they have crossed that line, mind you. A no is a no.
