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Great_uncle_Bulgaria
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harder please and er could you make the strokes longer
bloody hell I'm turning into a dirty old git, this is starting to make me tingle
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Great_uncle_Bulgaria
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Ah a glass of lemonade will be lovely, and cleaning the common up too - you must be totting up brownie points quickly young one.
I shall sit here and relax, take in the beautiful scenery and rest my weary bones.
a massage would be lovely too
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Great_uncle_Bulgaria
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Youngsters these days!
If I live to be 400 I'll spank the lot of them, now come out from behind that hedge and stop muckying my common up with your fag ends
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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Great_uncle_Bulgaria
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Oh Zippy that's not nice
why woud u wnt to stop up the cats mouth - I thought open pussies were always welcome here :shock:
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Great_uncle_Bulgaria
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Quote by Zippy
Come underground with me Bag_Puss, Bungo will put the make a cup of tea

Phew
Thanks Unc but I'd much prefer coffee confused:
Don't go! Do't go! It's a trick. Bungo is a codename for the lube man and making a cp of tea is what happens after he gets a dollop on his fingers....... :shock:
Drat and double drat that's my plan foiled thanx to Zippy, will someone please put a padlock on that zipper! :twisted:
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Great_uncle_Bulgaria
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Quote by Bag_Puss
It will never fit in. I'm a tight pussy lol

I'll bring a large pot of lube, take it slowly and be very gentle ........... hump
Oh My God :shock:
*Emily come and save me from the wicked Mule and take me to the shop out the way* bolt
Come underground with me Bag_Puss, Bungo make a cup of tea
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Great_uncle_Bulgaria
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Quote by Cookie Monster
Hello Great Uncle Bulgaria
Much action on the Common these days?
I have nice cookie for Madame Cholet :bounce:

not a lot but the wombles will be making a comeback, u can be assured of that
Quote by Posh_Paws
Sorry muffin, bulgaria and max you have nothing to offer me

OOOOOHHHH best go collect more rubbish on the common then
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