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GregLondon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
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It's an interesting one... the girls I've known would hate a guy with shaved pubes. But none of those girls were into swinging. Maybe the more immersed you are in sex, the more picky you get about such things.
Personally, I am hanging onto my pubes! There's nothing less masculine looking than a guy with shaved bits.
Personally, I am hanging onto my pubes! There's nothing less masculine looking than a guy with shaved bits.
Nope. Not a piccy collector... honestly, there's enough porn out there on the web to satisy anyone.
And I didn't mean for any of the pics to be used in the ads here... it's something I have done before on other sites. It's just a bit of fun - I am still learning Photoshop and it's more fun to work on someone else's body because then you get proper feedback afterwards letting you know if it's any good. Most people have certain parts of their body that they don't like, so they are always curious to see what they'd look like with bigger boobs/smaller noses/dyed hair.... it's as simple as that.
To be honest, the other sites where I've done this aren't sex-orientated sites, and I think people here are naturally suspicious of sending out pics to strangers, but I wasn't really expecting an avalanche of explicit pics.
And I didn't mean for any of the pics to be used in the ads here... it's something I have done before on other sites. It's just a bit of fun - I am still learning Photoshop and it's more fun to work on someone else's body because then you get proper feedback afterwards letting you know if it's any good. Most people have certain parts of their body that they don't like, so they are always curious to see what they'd look like with bigger boobs/smaller noses/dyed hair.... it's as simple as that.
To be honest, the other sites where I've done this aren't sex-orientated sites, and I think people here are naturally suspicious of sending out pics to strangers, but I wasn't really expecting an avalanche of explicit pics.
Ok, I am bored. I work a lot using photoshop. One of the best features of it is that you can completely change people's bodies.
So, if some girl out there wants bigger or smaller tits, a rounder bum, a perkier nose... or if some guy wants a bigger cock and doesn't want to resort to painful weights and experimental drugs, PM me and I'll get working on pics.
So, if some girl out there wants bigger or smaller tits, a rounder bum, a perkier nose... or if some guy wants a bigger cock and doesn't want to resort to painful weights and experimental drugs, PM me and I'll get working on pics.
I am not a weirdo. It was a joke. I guess I'll have to moderate my humour when I post here.
BUT I will not be criticised by someone whose profile includes a picture of them feeding a horse.
And yes, a wet T-shirt competition sounds good. Although it would be cool to have a cock competition for the ladies.
BUT I will not be criticised by someone whose profile includes a picture of them feeding a horse.
And yes, a wet T-shirt competition sounds good. Although it would be cool to have a cock competition for the ladies.
Ok. I don't really mind people spelling badly... my point was really that I think that some people think that because this place is a sex forum, they can afford to be lazy and just bang out a sentence without checking it. It annoys me. Just because you're after a shag doesn't mean you shouldn't pause, look at what you've written and see if it makes any sense.
If people can't spell or are dyslexic, it's not really their fault. It just winds me up when see a post that says: "Hornie in ENfielD, izzz NE1 upp 4 a shaag?"
If people can't spell or are dyslexic, it's not really their fault. It just winds me up when see a post that says: "Hornie in ENfielD, izzz NE1 upp 4 a shaag?"
but... but... but... yes, that's a fair enough point. I wasn't actually talking about intelligence.
I am the stupidest man in the world, but my spelling is impeccable. Also, a lot of the best shaggers are dyslexic.
So, to recap: I am stupid, but I spell well. You are clever and spell well, but you like men who can't spell but are good in bed and clever. OK.
I am the stupidest man in the world, but my spelling is impeccable. Also, a lot of the best shaggers are dyslexic.
So, to recap: I am stupid, but I spell well. You are clever and spell well, but you like men who can't spell but are good in bed and clever. OK.
