Shorts... I have to keep everything in its place. Can't stand flopping about all over the shop.

Yeah.... It's a different world now. Fortunately I don't need to go to the office regularly, but when I am there the atmosphere is utterly shit. Men don't look at women, women don't look at men, it's sterile and mostly silent.

1995-2010 The office, for me, was the place to meet someone, flirt, gossip about who's shagging who AND the key time of year... The Christmas party where your cultivation of a potential relationship over the previous 12 months lead you to the magic, much anticipated moment - the drink, the dance, the kiss... And if lucky what came after that!

Sex was everywhere (apart from actually in the office) you could feel tension in the air.

From my perspective, I'm relaxed about the whole swallowing thing, Once I've cum I don't really care what happens to it after that.

Surely Yvonne24? lol 😂

Quote by John_Helen67

You may be surprised, the menapause initially killed my labido and pretty much made life horrible but the patch made a big difference to me physically. I don't know if it was the hormones or something pyscological about getting older but I got my labido back stronger than ever and felt the urge to play and have more adventourous fun more than ever.

My wife is only a few years off menopause she's still using the pill, kind of hoping her sex drive returns at some point, whilst we have sex, now and then if I didn't initiate she probably wouldn't.

Then maybe she might fancy a new cock!

Quote by Lounmac

🤢 dirty cocks does not sound appealing

lol I suspect an English Language grasp failure ......That said, I'm partial to a dirty burger when I go down the pub, that always tastes delish! 😀

The threesome I had (I've had one and a half) the half-threesome was me and two girls, One kissing me and letting me suck her tits, the other was sucking my cock at the same time. It was hot because the girl kissing me and letting me touch her was a serious crush. It never went any further, in or out of bed.

My full on threesome was an invite by a female friend to come over and have fun with her and her mate. Massive disappointment. It was far too "porno" and not enough just be bloody normal! lol First one was too busy trying to look 'all that' for the camera for me to feel turned on enough and the other, my friend got one stroke down on my cock (with her pussy) and said, I can't do this I have a boyfriend and she got off me .....she then proceeded to blow me until I shot in her mouth.

Strange old night, it was....

Would love to have a younger guy with a big cock fuck my Mrs and spunk inside her. She's just so straight, it'll never happen. Depressing.

....she could be offered oral sex by another woman, in a gentle environment for shy people?

I think in the right environment she might go with the flow......

It could simply just be "sex".

I have been cheated on a few times by Girlfriends of the past. After the angry stage, I wanted all the details ....like ALL the details.

I often found myself being turned on the most when I asked, I suppose you didn't use protection and if they said "no" I became very aroused and wanted to know if it felt good and did she suck his cock .....and the the ultimate question, "So did you let him cum inside you?" - when they answered "yes" - I could literally feel cum drip out of my cock.

...questions were endless ....When you got off, did it drip out of you? was there a lot? more than me?

Since then I've wanted to see my wife fucked by another guy, bareback so he can finish inside her ......

I've had sex with a Black lady and a lady from Kashmir - I also love the beautiful tones of skin that are not the same as mine - both lovers were fantastic. Sad when I think back that we all moved onto other horizons. Would not hesitate to jump at the chance to feel like that again!

Quote by PaulLancashire2024

What's the best experience with a stranger encounter

Had a really random one - was waiting for a cab in an adjacent town to my own when a bloke and a woman walked up - asked if I was going to hemel, I said yes so they said good - we're going there too! So we all jumped in the cab and they were the first stop - we had some laughs on the way, nothing dodgy. Assumed they were together but when we got to theirs they invited me in.

Went in and after a while and a few drinks, he went upstairs so I said good night and got up to leave (assumed this was a prompt at the time) - she said, you don't have to go stay for another.....turns out they weren't partners at all, just house mates. We had some good sex and then I called another cab.

No phone numbers exchanged, no emails etc ....Just a out of the blue, crazy random hook up.

Quote by Smoothchris2022

I started off by shaving my torso and trimming my pubic hair about twenty years ago, then one day I got carried away and shaved the lot off . I haven't let my pubic hair grow back since. I now shave my legs so I am very smooth all over now ..

I'd like to do the same but am plagued with regrowth issues. In grown hairs (loads of them!) and it's like I'm trading being really hairy for being trimmed but covered in in grown hair spots.

I don't get it at all. Sorry, men in women's underwear just makes me laugh.

it's entirely possible that nobody knows anything about London Saunas.

So long as everyone's bits and bobs seen some soap within the last hour or so, I can't see what the problem is! - Personally I love giving and receiving. Had one or two suspect vaginas over the years but mainly nice ....one tasted of strawberry!

Quote by BewlayBrother

If I’ve had anal I slip a but plug in to keep it in. When I get home I just say on the floor and he’s hard before I can get my panties off. I love squatting over his face my pussy is usually swollen and open, I let him lick and suck my clit first before reaching around and pulling butt plug out. I then position myself so that my anal cream pie runs straight into his mouth. He loves it and sometimes cums without even touching his cock.

How does that work, you're a 66 year old bisexual male???

I've discussed this with the Mrs many times. Whilst she is waxed in all her 'mechanical parts' she keeps a thin strip of hair, so thin in fact I asked her why she didn't just get rid of all of it.

Well, you'd think I'd shot our dog - totally horrified and linked being smooth (or even me liking it) to ......well, ya know

I've got a BMW X3 M40i - It's an absolute thug! 🤣

Quote by bradfordbiman

I love watching a woman wank. One of my female buddies likes to watch me wank too. We quite often cum by wanking each other.

Just imagine how much better the world would be if we all had that one friend who would wank us off and them in return! :-D

Quote by brettboy

I have mentioned to my wife how l would love to watch her take another young mans cock / join in it makes her orgasm like hell as we fuck.....she says she would like to but gets cold feet at the last minute.........

Maybe it's worth explaining that to a prospective visitor that it might not happen - explain to her if she get's cold feet then it's totally fine.

That might help her move forwards knowing she really doesn't have to if she doesn't want to. And if she does get cold feet when it happens, you'll know it's not for her and it puts the whole thing to bed. The three of you enjoy a cup of tea and come chocolate biscuits and that's that.

Quote by Denk15

Thanks for the link!

as I suspected, I definitely shouldn’t be messaging anyone looking for VWE 🤣

Remember mate, it's not the size of the nail, but the size of the hammer used to bang it in.

Neither have done it for me really ....can slightly handle nipple piercings over pussy .....each to their own, but lI'd leave it well alone, especially your pussy.

Maybe things have moved on, but when I went down on a woman with a pussy piercing is just tasted of a 2 pence piece.

Quote by Markglos

So what do you call not fancing guys but likes to suck cock and loves to take a cock in the arse while fucking a pussy at the same time?

Fun? lol

You can get a cheap tripod and a mobile attachment from most good online camera stores. If you have a Galaxy Ultra Phone you can use the S-Pen to trigger the camera once you're in a good position. Failing that, the good old timer on the phone that gives you a chance to get into a pose. Not a serious layout - £60 maybe, for a tripod.

I'm going to block you though, because you come across as pretty unpleasant. Thanks for bringing yourself to my attention.

I think I'd like to try my own - but the problem I have is as soon as I've cum my sexual desire absolutely vanishes. It's like a switch that goes off and everything I needed and wanted is gone the second I'm done.

This can probably be closed off - I was having a moan at the wording of a message, can't believe how popular the thread is ....should have fallen off the bottom ages ago :-)

Wish I still had my bike, I'm retired now but in order I had:

TS50X

DT 125R (YPVS)

TZR 125R

ZXR 400

GSX-R 600 (Hump back, carb version)

GSX-R 600 (Sharp back, Fuel injection version)

ZX-6R Ninja

Ended up being a bit of a "Cougar" (As in Top Gun) - Just lost the edge one day and thought it was time to hang up the leathers.