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can i just say, ever so sheepishly..your pics are quality..that avetar is beautifull..
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Quote by Vix
Hmmm, I wonder if my new clamps will arrive tomorrow and if they do, do I post a pic of them in situ?
So will we then
:thrilled:
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We love
Michael Ninn's LOST ANGELS..
high class production, stunning performers, and good sex.. A real cpl friendly film!
Michael Ninn's LOST ANGELS..
high class production, stunning performers, and good sex.. A real cpl friendly film!
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Quote by Kiss
OK, time for a change too..... feeling a little left out.....
Ooo lots of naughty thoughts going through my mind...
Welcome to my world! :twisted:
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As it was pointed out to us, just click on the pic on the original post, and hay presto.....
:P
:P
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erm <----------------- another blatant avatar change
:P
:inlove:
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Quote by Dlep
:P
Two thumbs up :thumbup: :thumbup:
Who to?
Whoops...... Kiss avatar change!! :doh:
and you too!!!!!
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8/10 firelizard, for not being quite in the corner... bad girl!!! 
8/10 Vix for hypnotic movement :crazy:
8/10 Vix for hypnotic movement :crazy:
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The real difference is that "Are you being served?" managed to run for 10 series, and 69 episodes using one joke about a cat :crazy:
I don't think the pilot would have been aired if the joke had been about Mrs Slocombe's spanial
Although, there maybe milage in Mrs Slocombes' puppies.......
I'll get my coat!
I don't think the pilot would have been aired if the joke had been about Mrs Slocombe's spanial
Although, there maybe milage in Mrs Slocombes' puppies.......
I'll get my coat!
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Never been to a Munch before, but if everyone is a friendly as we hope, and you don't mind munch virgins 
can you add us? We will need to confim closer to the date, as Mr Suffolkcpl may be away on duty.
can you add us? We will need to confim closer to the date, as Mr Suffolkcpl may be away on duty. Sexpert
Quote by Vix
if our nips fall off we're blaming Lissa
No, no... take it from me, mo'cyclists are never to blame - find the nearest Volvo 'driver'.
A Volvo turning right, and a diesel patch!
That's why our nipples fell off.... Like your thinking :lol:
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Quote by DeeCee
Now that is living life on the edge!!! :shock:
is there any other place to live it????
Yep, in the middle.....
of a whole load of sexy swinging bodies
good answer..........
maybe i need to re-find myself........
Or have others find you in the middle of said pile of bodies :P :thumbup:
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Quote by Vix
Just ordered ours!
If our nips fall off we're blaming Lissa
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Quote by Vix
OMG, because of this, I have just bougt some!!
Will report back, soon as.
Never had any before, btw.
Is my nipples rot and fall off, then I'm blaming Suffolk-cpl!!
If you send us your nipples, we will see if they are covered by our "It's not our fault" warrenty! :P
Good for you!!!!
What type are you going for?
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Quote by Lissa
Lissa, many many thanks.
These look like just the sort of thing we're after.
I guess you give them your seal of approval??
I certainly do.
I wish you many hours of fun with them
Hehehe
Soon, Mrs Suffolkcpl can have her pegs back for the drying of clothes!!! :wink:
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Quote by DeeCee
Now that is living life on the edge!!! :shock:
is there any other place to live it????
Yep, in the middle.....
of a whole load of sexy swinging bodies
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Lissa, many many thanks.
These look like just the sort of thing we're after.
I guess you give them your seal of approval??
These look like just the sort of thing we're after.
I guess you give them your seal of approval??
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Thanks Vix, they are certainly the most classy set we have seen yet. :P
We do like the sound of the chain for added weight though.... we're too fussy, that's our trouble!
We do like the sound of the chain for added weight though.... we're too fussy, that's our trouble!
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Hi all.
Just a quick question, and I hoped that somewhere in that wealth of experience that is SH, there may be an answer
Can anybody recommend a good set of quality nipple clamps? Both Mr and Mrs Suffolkcpl have sensitive nips, and both enjoy having them pinched and pulled during a good bout of "let's trash the bedroom in a swing from the lampshade kind of way"! :P
We have looked at but not used the ones from the online sex shops, but they look kind of cheap (not just in price!!!) and we would rather pay a little extra some something with a better quality. Neither of us is pierced, so clamps are the way forward! (No bulldog clip or croc clip suggestions please! )
Like most things of this type, there is little scope of try before you buy, so personal recommendations are more than welcome! (and this is where we find out we are the only ones with this kink :shock: )
Oh, and no jump lead suggestions. We don't want to start anything! :wink:
Just a quick question, and I hoped that somewhere in that wealth of experience that is SH, there may be an answer
Can anybody recommend a good set of quality nipple clamps? Both Mr and Mrs Suffolkcpl have sensitive nips, and both enjoy having them pinched and pulled during a good bout of "let's trash the bedroom in a swing from the lampshade kind of way"! :P
We have looked at but not used the ones from the online sex shops, but they look kind of cheap (not just in price!!!) and we would rather pay a little extra some something with a better quality. Neither of us is pierced, so clamps are the way forward! (No bulldog clip or croc clip suggestions please!
) Like most things of this type, there is little scope of try before you buy, so personal recommendations are more than welcome! (and this is where we find out we are the only ones with this kink :shock: )
Oh, and no jump lead suggestions. We don't want to start anything! :wink:
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An interesting thread, and one that I have seen on other forums, and one that degenerates into a slanging match quite quickly. I am impressed how long this one has lasted
I am happy with where we are at the mo, with certain elements of the police being armed, and others not. There that’s my opinion. :P
I don't think the issue is really about should they be armed, cos we know those that are will remain that way (Can't un-invent the wheel so to speak) but how should the armed element be controlled and used? As a para military force? House entry with a lethal capability? As a deterrent? Some or all the above? The issue is so huge a simple question of "should they be armed" is a bit like asking should they have cars? Some should, some shouldn't.
My problem is the control of the country's forces is not governed by an over-riding doctrine. In the Military, doctrine is tested, and then disseminated downwards to the ranks. One set of drills. Load, unload, make-safe, all the same drills. There is an over-arcing publication that teaches the drills and the doctrine. Everyone is taught to the same skill set. I know the police differ in this respect. I have been on the range with 3 different police forces that all have different drills with one weapon. I have spoken to police marksmen who have been amazed by the sniper training the military get, and facilities on offer, who admitted that they would give their eye teeth for the training the boys in Green have. I have great respect for any police officer who finds themselves behind a firearm, but I feel they are let down by the Home Office who will not invest in "real" firearms training. Because if you expect a man to pull a trigger and take a life, he should have the best training facilities available. Someone earlier mentioned that the Police train the army in MOE (method of entry); the world leaders in MOE are the British Army. The police are developing doctrine that follows on from Army expertise. This is where I think the crux of the debate really lies. Do we want a police para-military force? A team of armed specialists who work for the police in criminal matters with the training and equipment developed by Military expertise? Do we want a police force where the Home Office allows the use of automatic weapons?
You are talking out of your arse.........to put it bluntly
You are obviously not talking from experience.......Hmm let me put it this way.
You have to have some life experience and pass a number of intense tests to pass the Police exam and......................the avearege age is 21 +.
The forces consist of mainly fit young men and women willing to fight for their country and the natural progression is for them to go on and join the Police. The Police Service is a disciplined service such as the forces and so many ex service personnel find it easy to transgress.
To date I have not heard of a Police officer on 22 grand plus opting to join the forces and in doing so taking a pay cut.
:D
I picked up on the above, not because have don't agree with the thought process, only the closing line. A fair few soldiers who get out the army do join the police. Why? Well, they are institutionalised for a start. They enjoy the regimented way of working, structured and ordered. They are pre-disposed to want to serve society. But also because they are still young enough to be employed by the police. I do not profess to know how the police pay works, but I would guess that a copper on 22k plus has served a few years in the force, and has joined after 21, meaning he is unlikely to be young enough to join the army.
Of course the big difference between the two when talking firearms is that the Police are trained to do everything possible to prevent pulling the trigger. The soldier has 22 years of being taught "Target up. Target falls when hit".
I am happy with where we are at the mo, with certain elements of the police being armed, and others not. There that’s my opinion. :P
I don't think the issue is really about should they be armed, cos we know those that are will remain that way (Can't un-invent the wheel so to speak) but how should the armed element be controlled and used? As a para military force? House entry with a lethal capability? As a deterrent? Some or all the above? The issue is so huge a simple question of "should they be armed" is a bit like asking should they have cars? Some should, some shouldn't.
My problem is the control of the country's forces is not governed by an over-riding doctrine. In the Military, doctrine is tested, and then disseminated downwards to the ranks. One set of drills. Load, unload, make-safe, all the same drills. There is an over-arcing publication that teaches the drills and the doctrine. Everyone is taught to the same skill set. I know the police differ in this respect. I have been on the range with 3 different police forces that all have different drills with one weapon. I have spoken to police marksmen who have been amazed by the sniper training the military get, and facilities on offer, who admitted that they would give their eye teeth for the training the boys in Green have. I have great respect for any police officer who finds themselves behind a firearm, but I feel they are let down by the Home Office who will not invest in "real" firearms training. Because if you expect a man to pull a trigger and take a life, he should have the best training facilities available. Someone earlier mentioned that the Police train the army in MOE (method of entry); the world leaders in MOE are the British Army. The police are developing doctrine that follows on from Army expertise. This is where I think the crux of the debate really lies. Do we want a police para-military force? A team of armed specialists who work for the police in criminal matters with the training and equipment developed by Military expertise? Do we want a police force where the Home Office allows the use of automatic weapons?
Quote by MrFC
From the boys in blue themselves, who had applied for enlisting to the armed services.
you know 'licensed to kill' , one big thing to achieve for some people.
You are talking out of your arse.........to put it bluntly
You are obviously not talking from experience.......Hmm let me put it this way.
You have to have some life experience and pass a number of intense tests to pass the Police exam and......................the avearege age is 21 +.
The forces consist of mainly fit young men and women willing to fight for their country and the natural progression is for them to go on and join the Police. The Police Service is a disciplined service such as the forces and so many ex service personnel find it easy to transgress.
To date I have not heard of a Police officer on 22 grand plus opting to join the forces and in doing so taking a pay cut.
:D
I picked up on the above, not because have don't agree with the thought process, only the closing line. A fair few soldiers who get out the army do join the police. Why? Well, they are institutionalised for a start. They enjoy the regimented way of working, structured and ordered. They are pre-disposed to want to serve society. But also because they are still young enough to be employed by the police. I do not profess to know how the police pay works, but I would guess that a copper on 22k plus has served a few years in the force, and has joined after 21, meaning he is unlikely to be young enough to join the army.
Of course the big difference between the two when talking firearms is that the Police are trained to do everything possible to prevent pulling the trigger. The soldier has 22 years of being taught "Target up. Target falls when hit".
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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Also, Celestria, at Xtasia we met a mother and daughter!
John & Shel
Now that is open minded, or just wrong. Not sure how i feel about that? :undecided:
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Quote by Kiss_Me
Let's just keep it quiet....
Accchhhoooooo
Sorry..... Sneezed! :twisted:
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Look for the Nancy Friday books. They are full of real people fantasies, and some are quite shocking in their honesty, and debauchery.
My Secret Garden,
Women on Top,
Forbidden Flowers
are the three that spring to mind. Not a novel, but a collection of short fantasies that are easy to dip into. I think there is something in that lot for every bodies taste!
My Secret Garden,
Women on Top,
Forbidden Flowers
are the three that spring to mind. Not a novel, but a collection of short fantasies that are easy to dip into. I think there is something in that lot for every bodies taste!
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For me it is "MOIST".
Damp and soggy just conjure up images of rot and fungus, but "moist", that’s a far better image
Damp and soggy just conjure up images of rot and fungus, but "moist", that’s a far better image
