To me, pornography stimulates me sexualy. And that is its main focus.
Photography, or art, stimulates me in many other ways. That's not to say art can not also stimulate sexualy, but that is not it's main drive.
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HappyHerts69
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 55
Bi-curious Female, 52
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Sorry, getting carried away 
That's it now. Some of the others are more "arty" and i'm not sure on forum policy on those.
That's it now. Some of the others are more "arty" and i'm not sure on forum policy on those.
Sexpert
Well here are a few of our offerings. Shot with a trusty canon SLR, we enjoy a mixture of still life, outdoor and landscape, and of course females
Sexpert
These
The only two sites you will ever need
UKGeocachers can supply your Travel Bugs, Geocoins and other trackables.
Much better than using the USA sites.
Oh and geocaching opens up so many new areas you would never have spotted before. We found some nice "alfresco" areas near where we live, only by geocaching.
Obviously, shouldn't shag near a cache, but the hidden areas of beauty are worth the effort.
The only two sites you will ever need
UKGeocachers can supply your Travel Bugs, Geocoins and other trackables.
Much better than using the USA sites.
Oh and geocaching opens up so many new areas you would never have spotted before. We found some nice "alfresco" areas near where we live, only by geocaching.
Obviously, shouldn't shag near a cache, but the hidden areas of beauty are worth the effort.
Sexpert
I have to agree with the other posts about doing it in the comfort of your own home, can produce some very flattering shots. The key thing to remember is have the camera person "not involved" in the action so to speak. As a tog I know that it takes a lot of concentration to assess the light, focal lengths, shutter speeds, background distraction etc etc etc.. To do that and have to perform, running back and forth between a camera on a tripod and the action is just a recipe for poor shots!
Also, big point here. If you want arty shots, with blurred backgrounds, or limited depth of field, then you need a tog with an SLR, a selection of fast lenes and a good idea of what to shoot
Also, the shoot should be the priority if you want good shots. The sex needs to come second. The tog should not just be recording you two (or more ) at it, but should be directing shots and poses, and working on them until he/she gets the shot.
In short, bring a photographer into the bedroom, rather than give a camera to a shag!!!!
And remember to have fun....
Check out our pics for a few ideas on what can be achieved on a rainy Sunday, natural lighting, and an hour in photoshop... :P
If you need any more advice, pm us and we will be glad to offer up any limited knowledge we have....
Also, big point here. If you want arty shots, with blurred backgrounds, or limited depth of field, then you need a tog with an SLR, a selection of fast lenes and a good idea of what to shoot
Also, the shoot should be the priority if you want good shots. The sex needs to come second. The tog should not just be recording you two (or more ) at it, but should be directing shots and poses, and working on them until he/she gets the shot.
In short, bring a photographer into the bedroom, rather than give a camera to a shag!!!!
And remember to have fun....
Check out our pics for a few ideas on what can be achieved on a rainy Sunday, natural lighting, and an hour in photoshop... :P
If you need any more advice, pm us and we will be glad to offer up any limited knowledge we have....
Sexpert
Being in the forces, and away from Mrs Suffolk for so long, we adopted a "let's live life" attitude. Therefore there is only the Queen classic;
"These are the days of our life".
Makes the hairs on my neck stand on end every time!
"Sometimes I get to feelin
I was back in the old days - long ago
When we were kids when we were young
Thing seemed so perfect - you know
The days were endless we were crazy we were young
The sun was always shinin - we just lived for fun
Sometimes it seems like lately - I just dont know
The rest of my lifes been just a show
Those were the days of our lives
The bad things in life were so few
Those days are all gone now but one thing is true
When I look and I find I still love you
You cant turn back the clock you cant turn back the tide
Aint that a shame
Id like to go back one time on a roller coaster ride
When life was just a game
No use in sitting and thinkin on what you did
When you can lay back and enjoy it through your kids
Sometimes it seems like lately - I just dont know
Better sit back and go with the flow
Cos these are the days of our lives
Theyve flown in the swiftness of time
These days are all gone now but some things remain
When I look and I find no change
Those were the days of our lives - yeah
The bad things in life were so few
Those days are all gone now but one things still true
When I look and I find
I still love you
I still love you"
God bless you Freddie
"These are the days of our life".
Makes the hairs on my neck stand on end every time!
"Sometimes I get to feelin
I was back in the old days - long ago
When we were kids when we were young
Thing seemed so perfect - you know
The days were endless we were crazy we were young
The sun was always shinin - we just lived for fun
Sometimes it seems like lately - I just dont know
The rest of my lifes been just a show
Those were the days of our lives
The bad things in life were so few
Those days are all gone now but one thing is true
When I look and I find I still love you
You cant turn back the clock you cant turn back the tide
Aint that a shame
Id like to go back one time on a roller coaster ride
When life was just a game
No use in sitting and thinkin on what you did
When you can lay back and enjoy it through your kids
Sometimes it seems like lately - I just dont know
Better sit back and go with the flow
Cos these are the days of our lives
Theyve flown in the swiftness of time
These days are all gone now but some things remain
When I look and I find no change
Those were the days of our lives - yeah
The bad things in life were so few
Those days are all gone now but one things still true
When I look and I find
I still love you
I still love you"
God bless you Freddie
Sexpert
One of ours is on 946 and it doesn't show any pink bits ! 
Ok, so the shot is in Black and white, but you know what we mean!
The shock for us is that people are actually viewing it beacuse they either think its quite a good photo in its own right, or they can't tell there is no gapping pussy or cock shot until it's viewed! :evil2:
I am hoping it's the artistic integreaty of the forum members. :thrilled:
Ok, so the shot is in Black and white, but you know what we mean!
The shock for us is that people are actually viewing it beacuse they either think its quite a good photo in its own right, or they can't tell there is no gapping pussy or cock shot until it's viewed! :evil2:
I am hoping it's the artistic integreaty of the forum members. :thrilled:
Sexpert
You might find that the content doesn't meet the accepted criteria.
Did you use full stops?
Or spell it correctly?
Does it flow and make sense?
If so, that will probably be the reason it has not been posted :P
On a more serious note, I tried to have a story posted, but the content was "un suitable" because the main protagonist snoops on someone’s computer, and accessed their email account. Although, critical to the plot (yes it is fiction) it was rejected. I'm not sure what is moral in fiction on this site, but it doesn't sit great with me when loads of stories have the wives and gf objecting to 3 somes etc.. so the men get them drunk and take advantage of them.
Did you use full stops?
Or spell it correctly?
Does it flow and make sense?
If so, that will probably be the reason it has not been posted :P
On a more serious note, I tried to have a story posted, but the content was "un suitable" because the main protagonist snoops on someone’s computer, and accessed their email account. Although, critical to the plot (yes it is fiction) it was rejected. I'm not sure what is moral in fiction on this site, but it doesn't sit great with me when loads of stories have the wives and gf objecting to 3 somes etc.. so the men get them drunk and take advantage of them.
Sexpert
Quote by felixx1416
so you come here often :rascal:
hwoar: All the time, just to see your pussy doing it's stuff!!
soup meet laptop laptop meet soup
Yipeeee
100th post, and it's in General Ignorance, AND i've made Felix spurt his soup! :evil2:
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Quote by felixx1416
so you come here often :rascal:
hwoar: All the time, just to see your pussy doing it's stuff!!
Sexpert
Ah, but I've been to work 7 times in the last two weeks, but only had sex twice, yet I know what my favourite pursuit is 
Favourite doesn't always mean most! :P
Favourite doesn't always mean most! :P
Sexpert
Wel done.
keep it up
Hope you have a happy day, and another 21 happy years.
keep it up
Hope you have a happy day, and another 21 happy years.
Sexpert
Quote by bicuriousuncut
Strip Jenga ... bit of a twist on the old theme.
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We have played a version where 6 of the bricks (but more if you want too) have a number on the side, but so is not visable when stacked. If you pull out that brick, you have to do a pre aranged forfit.
this set up can be a drink forfit for your non swinging friends, but can be a whole lot muckier if you play it with the right cpls
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Quote by rimscar1
However, it is a good example of the decline in British engineering....all these "fuckingmachines" and assorted websites are all american!! (even though the founder of the above website is actually english
Just wondering if i`m skilled enough to convert a black and decker.....
"This is NOT a drill.
This is NOT a drill."
Black&Decker.... now that's a drill :P
Although I'm more concerned about the use of the sander! :crazy:
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Quote by keeno
The bowlers Holding the batsmans Willey - Somebody
The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey. - Somebody
:twisted: It's a little quiet, and I'm bored too.
Bad English gets a "See Me"! :P :P :P Sexpert
Welcome goodya...
The other link is a good place for cpl friendly porn, but if you want British, and realistic, non plot, but female friendly then you can't go wrong with Rude Britania's Swingers, and Rude Britania's Swingers 5 (I'm sure the middle 3 are good, but havn't seen them
) Both shot in a swingers club up North somewhere using real brit cpls. Yes some are carring a bit of extra weight, and none will win a part in Baywatch, but the sex seems more honest because of this.
Also try "Pound a punnet" or "Anna's mates".
I must admit, i do chuckle when I hear a REAL southern accent with dropped letters and bad diction in a porn film. So much more refreshing than "valley girl" porn sound track.
The other link is a good place for cpl friendly porn, but if you want British, and realistic, non plot, but female friendly then you can't go wrong with Rude Britania's Swingers, and Rude Britania's Swingers 5 (I'm sure the middle 3 are good, but havn't seen them
) Both shot in a swingers club up North somewhere using real brit cpls. Yes some are carring a bit of extra weight, and none will win a part in Baywatch, but the sex seems more honest because of this.Also try "Pound a punnet" or "Anna's mates".
I must admit, i do chuckle when I hear a REAL southern accent with dropped letters and bad diction in a porn film. So much more refreshing than "valley girl" porn sound track.
Sexpert
Quote by TimandLene
It's a tough job, but someone has to do it
And we believe in "Don't let expect others to do something you wouldn't do yourself!"
So we volunteer! :thumbup:
Maybe we could watch the dvds together, then try out what happened on film , just to test it for realism of course. :twisted:
Sounds like fun, although I doubt we'd get past the first 5 minutes before we'd loose interest in the TV and be all over you! :evil2:
Also we know the films stars use stunt cocks for some of the scenes
Sexpert
It's either Milankovic's cycles or the increase in the "school run 4x4 mums"!!!
So much so, 2006 was the hottest summer!
It was hot for us, but then we were too busy to notice what the weather was like! :silly:
So much so, 2006 was the hottest summer!
It was hot for us, but then we were too busy to notice what the weather was like!
:silly: Sexpert
Quote by Bigpaul44
I got my first one last january........although it may have been late from the previous year
ops: :oops:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :doh:
Sexpert
It's a tough job, but someone has to do it
And we believe in "Don't let expect others to do something you wouldn't do yourself!"
So we volunteer! :thumbup:
And we believe in "Don't let expect others to do something you wouldn't do yourself!"
So we volunteer! :thumbup:
Sexpert
Quote by TimandLene
Well, it would make a nice addition to the site to have a little section where people could give their reviews of DVDs. However, I know they have a link to DVDs on the site, so they might not want to upset one of their advertisers.
If only they could be purchased on Amazon!
What a good idea :P
May take the "chance" out of buying a rubbish one!!!!
