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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by Darkfire
HLB that's a fab idea :thumbup:
patent it, quick lol

Maybe we should have an SH advent calendar next year :rascal:
Quote by Drewxcore
I personally think they should make adult advent calenders, they probably already do though......any thoughts on what they would contain?

I actually wanted to get one of these, but couldn't.
I wanted to buy an advent calendar with chocolates in for dammie to keep in his truck, but put a pervy picture of me behind each window redface
Yes it's that time of year when I start to panic. :scared:
I'm talking about Xmas decorations.
I decided to put the Christmas Tree up on Thursday night i.e. whilst dammie wasn't here. When he saw it yesterday he said it looked "beautiful, but a bit to classy & tasteful" confused
He's currently gone out to get his car fixed and I wouldn't be at all surprised if he came cack with a 6ft singing snowman :shock:
I've had to ban him from buying any "festive related accessories" because given half a chance the house would look something like this.

whilst browsing this morning I found this:

So what I'd like to know is:
Is this a "man" thing? dunno
Do all men like to have the biggest, brightest, loudest, tackiest decorations?
Now I know a lot of people actually decorate their houses for the kids and will have decorations up that they've made at school and that's all part of the christmas experience IMO.
What I'm talking about is what you as adults actually like?
Am I being a bit too sensible with my decorations? or is there no excuse for tack?
What's your opinion?
Quote by sheddy
It was all going fine, then we added the 6th hat and all hell breaks loose.

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
That had us both in stitches when we read it lol
Me too lol
Well I hope the guys are having a well earned break today now the santa hats are securely in place biggrin
Quote by mrgratz
Hi dont know how long everyone will be there confused: but we are booked in at hotel 1,
so if you are there around 6:30 (yes some of us have to work saturdays! lifes just not fair) we will come and have a wee drink with you lol
and maybe you can show us de ropes!!

Will be good to meet you Mrgratz.
I'll be the one with theblonde hair, big boobs and big mouth redface
Quote by Darkfire
Ahhhhh :thumbup: the glue recipe worked ! taaadaaa lol
Is the list going up on page 1 Kaz?

and well done to the glue maker kiss
It's not an easy thing to do is glue making.
Some people just don't have the skills, mentality or capability to do it.
Quote by Shireen
rotflmao I am the same Sheddy.... I worry about clicking on peoples profiles too many times incase it gives off the wrong impression... That's why I very rarely look at people's profiles that post on the forum redface

I know what you mean.
But sometimes if I see one of the forum users has had a look at mine and I know they also have the extras package, I go and have a perv at theirs.
That way they don't have to worry because I'll keep apearing on their list as well biggrin
Not sure if anyone's organised anything yet, but as some of you know when we go to a munch we like to make a weekend of it.
We'll probably get up to Wigan about 2pm and we're staying in hotel 1 so if anyone wants to come along for a coffee or a beer in the afternoon, just post in here :bounce:
If you haven't been to a munch before and fancy getting to know a few people in a quieter atmosphere before the main event,come along. It's always good to meet new people. biggrin
And all the regulars, I suppose we can put up with seeing you as well :giggle:
Quote by SexySara
I know!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!! Will be super fab and great to finally put faces to names.
Dammy can come in between me and HLB, Juniper and Kaz anytime!!! biggrin
Just need to find something God-awful from my youth to wear now........ :bounce:

It's a good job dammie's out at work.
I think he'd be quivering and giggling like a girl if he saw this lol
Quote by dambuster
1. Satnav
2. New Shoes
3. Skiing Lessons innocent

I can help with number 3, but only mono-skiing wink
Don't worry sweetie. There's still 28 days to go.
Plenty of time for you to find be another pole lol
Quote by Juniper_couple
Fancy a bump :rascal:

:grin: :grin: :grin:
Oooh can I come and bounce with you both? :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Just in case any members were planning on travelling to Wales in the hope of getting a sneaky glipse of our lovely ladies through the window, I suggest you change your plans.
Since word got out that the pussy posse had been infiltrated by an imposter, 2 members of the admin team kindly volunteered to go down there and be doormen.
and I have just heard that they are now in position
smackbottom
Shame on you.
There's more to our pussy posse than just knitting!!!!
Latest reports just in show that the best home made sweater competition is now over
and the baking contest is up next
Quote by sLeeper

And can I come as a tart ?

dont you mean with a tart bolt
Quote by dambuster
HornyLaybyBint will be along shortly (very short) with her special :kick:

:kick:
Quote by dambuster
And then aren't we going to Sheffiled to check a few venues for next year's Munch ?

:gagged:
Quote by little gem
Glue recipe
3/4 cup water
2 tablespoons corn syrup
1 teaspoons white vinegar
1/2 cup cornstarch
3/4 cup cold water
Mix water, syrup and vinegar in small saucepan. Bring to a rolling boil. In small bowl, mix cornstarch and cold water. Add this mixture slowly to first mixture. Stir constantly. Let stand overnight before using.

Or alternatively, by some lol
FFS
He's only been home half an hour and now he's going to be out frightening the neighbours again rolleyes
Thanks Dark lol
Quote by easy
I think she was going to come clean about her ongoing affair with the sarge before the birth of their child:
JILKO

bolt

That is probably the most repulsive thing I've seen................ well today at least.
Dammie, please ban HLB from Photoshop. evil :P lol lol lol

Don't blame me. I didn't put that image together.
The legend of the Jilko child was prophesised long long ago by the SH High Priestess (aka missy) and the Big Black Darlek :scared:
Quote by blonde
Depends, do you want to hang it ? :rascal:............ I will lend you Steve ! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oooh can I borrow him?
I need somewhere to hang the tea towels :giggle: