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fix a computer a friend asked me to sort on Friday
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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Quote by felixx1416
15 more sleeps to go
15 more sleeps to Santa
15more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
15 sleeps to Santa
:karaoke:
It's nice to know I'm not the only person who sings that song
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by De sade
Felixx, hate to break this to you mate but there is no such thing as Santa. It is just a control mechanism introduced by parents to keep unruly children in line (like an ASBO).
:shock:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
A munch virgin? That was me a few months ago.
The more I think about it, the more it seems a good idea. I'll ponder on it for a few days and talk to Mr TN. We can't really travel far so are more often than not unable to attend most events.
Well if you can't travel, maybe you could start by organising a small social/ pub meet for people in your area.
vandg:welcome: to the site
You've just made your 1st step by coming into the forum and saying hello. See you're already getting involved
The best way to remain comfortable is to just go at your own pace.
Chat in the forums/chat room or perv look through the ads & profile and talk to people when you feel happy & comfortable doing so.
:thumbup:
Quote by sLeeper
i have gone off that idea well updated it for family viewing its now "pimp my bride"
format goes you have had a bride for some time ....shes getting on a bit ..
instead of replacing her ......get her pimped up
I commend the idea to the house.......... and run like hell
Lee
Where's Kaz? Get her in here to share a few more of your pearls of wisdom. I could do with a good laugh
xx Car crash xx
Quote by Abilene
Hmmm ... maybe I should put the ad up and then let you guys pick the winner. Kinda like a SH reality dating thing .... that way I can blame y'all if it goes ass up ( excuse the pun ).
Funnily enough, I have thought about doing a "Virtual Blind Date" thread on a Saturday night :shock:
Quote by Hungrypussy69
Defo go for it Abilene--let us all know how you get on.
Looks like we have a presenter in the making
Just need someone to be "our Graham"
Quote by sercher01
its alot ease than that
all you have to do as a man is understand that no matter what you say or do YOUR WRONG
and even more wrong once a month
:thumbup:
There are only 2 rules you need to know.
1. The woman is always right.
2. If you ever feel she is in the wrong, refer to rule 1.
Quote by Abilene
I admit that when I am naked I am very aware that my stomach is not as flat as it was when I was 18...
That's my main bug bear, but it's more psychological than anything else.
On a recent visit to a club, I couldn't decide what to wear and I told dammie I'd like to have a very sheer bady doll type thing for club wear.
Even though it would be totally see though, the fact that I could feel material covering my stomach made me feel more comfortable.
Am I strange?
Quote by de_sade
Nice body, nice sized cock, and a virgin!
What have you been playing around at? :shock:
Oh yes, and welcome
Hey, HLB...
And then there were two...................................................
:twisted:
I know, but like I said, you need to try and restrain yourself De Sade.
Play it cool. You don't want him to think you're desperate.
Hi Chaos
:welcome: to SH
There are a lot more single guys on here than there are females or couples, so it can be difficult.
I would think about what it is you really want as swingings a big step for anybody - you might be trying to run before you walk so to speak
I hope this doesn't come across as patronising. It's not meant to be.
This thread is a good read from the perspective of a single bloke
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
or there's a link to the a more humorous one in my signature.
Good luck :thumbup:
:welcome: to SH
There are a lot more single guys on here than there are females or couples, so it can be difficult.
I would think about what it is you really want as swingings a big step for anybody - you might be trying to run before you walk so to speak
I hope this doesn't come across as patronising. It's not meant to be.
This thread is a good read from the perspective of a single bloke
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
or there's a link to the a more humorous one in my signature.
Good luck :thumbup:
hwoar:Quote by st3v3
After the problems over the weekend SH is mainly running on the original server rack, one of the servers on the new rack is still in use and this will be transfered back to the old rack this evening, I've been assured that we won't see any downtime when this happens, but we are keeping a very close eye on everything thats going on.
Thanks for keeping us informed St3v3 :thumbup:
I'm sure you've all had a very busy week :therethere:
I'm not very good technically, but if it's any help, I've been told I have a great rack and your welcome to borrow it if you need it.
Fantastic Night everyone.
Thanks to NWC & GingerJo-Lee for all their hard work. We wouldn't expect anything less.
We've had a fantastic weekend from start to finish. :happy:
Special thanks for to Laff N Chilli for getting us their and Lilnphilfor getting us back
Sarahfor the pressie - even though it doesn't vibrate
Abilene& Swingingdomfor being our afternoon companions. Abi you did a great job in my shoes. Hope you enjoyed the cricket :giggle:
Splendidfor being true to her name
LilacGemfor mingling with me - stunning outfit btw
Varca- great to meet you at last
Feklar& Celestria for looking after dammies shirt :giggle:
Kazswallows& SLeeper- always good to see you two. Even if you did interrupt us
Ian Mids for letting me play with his buttons
Quote of the day has to go to Anais, who's probably still travelling home: "I had no idea it was this far. I thought Wigan was just above Birmingham" :shock:
Thanks to NWC & GingerJo-Lee for all their hard work. We wouldn't expect anything less.
We've had a fantastic weekend from start to finish. :happy:
Special thanks for to Laff N Chilli for getting us their and Lilnphilfor getting us back
Sarahfor the pressie - even though it doesn't vibrate
Abilene& Swingingdomfor being our afternoon companions. Abi you did a great job in my shoes. Hope you enjoyed the cricket :giggle:
Splendidfor being true to her name
LilacGemfor mingling with me - stunning outfit btw
Varca- great to meet you at last
Feklar& Celestria for looking after dammies shirt :giggle:
Kazswallows& SLeeper- always good to see you two. Even if you did interrupt us
Ian Mids for letting me play with his buttons
Quote of the day has to go to Anais, who's probably still travelling home: "I had no idea it was this far. I thought Wigan was just above Birmingham" :shock:
:therethere:
It sounds like you've been having a inbox nightmare!!!!
I'm glad you posted here and didn't cancel your account
You shouldn't lose out on enjoying yourself because of 1 tosser.
If I were you I'd select the ignore button so you never get another pm from this sorry individual :thumbup:
It sounds like you've been having a inbox nightmare!!!!
I'm glad you posted here and didn't cancel your account
You shouldn't lose out on enjoying yourself because of 1 tosser.
If I were you I'd select the ignore button so you never get another pm from this sorry individual :thumbup:
