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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Cheesy Chicken
Take 1 cooked chicken breast per serving, wrap with bacon and sprinkle a generous layer of cheese over the top. Grill until cheese is crispy, add a dollop of bbq sauce and serve with jacket potato and coleslaw :lickface:
I'm blimmin starving now !
mmm
Similar to one of my favourites:
1 cooked chicken breat topped with buffalo mozzarella & parma ham. Crisped under the grill.
Served with garlic mushrooms, steamed asparagus & salad with a honey & mustard dressing.
Quote by Dollyminx
The other half loves cheese to distraction, good dishes to do Sassy!
I have a cookery query actually... never been able to poach an egg!! I've had all sorts of suggestions but they still give up the will to live and expand into foam and mush....a poacher pan is too easy... :shock:
Make sure the eggs are as fresh as possible
Add a splash of vinegar to the water
Water should be simmering - don't let it boil
Stir the water to get a whirlpool effect just before you put the egg in
Funnily enough we were discussing boobie sizes last night.
Although I quite like mine (34DD), when a friend of mine was thinking of getting implants to increase hers from a B to a DD there were a few disadvantages I pointed out to her:
Backache
As I'm quite small and have a smallish frame it's always been a problem
Choice in clothes
There are losts of little strappy tops I'd love to be able to wear, but anything that can't be worn with a bra is a no no for me.
Dresses are a problem as I'm a size 12/14 on top but have a size 8 ass
Can't wear blouses as if it fastens across my boobies then the shoulder seams are halfway down my arms
Cost of Underwear
Bras & bikinis - my smaller boobied friends can pick up a decent bikini for less than £10. For me it's at least £50 a time.
I'd be interested to see what those with smaller boobies feel are the disadvantages as well.
Although I quite like mine (34DD), when a friend of mine was thinking of getting implants to increase hers from a B to a DD there were a few disadvantages I pointed out to her:
Backache
As I'm quite small and have a smallish frame it's always been a problem
Choice in clothes
There are losts of little strappy tops I'd love to be able to wear, but anything that can't be worn with a bra is a no no for me.
Dresses are a problem as I'm a size 12/14 on top but have a size 8 ass
Can't wear blouses as if it fastens across my boobies then the shoulder seams are halfway down my arms
Cost of Underwear
Bras & bikinis - my smaller boobied friends can pick up a decent bikini for less than £10. For me it's at least £50 a time.
I'd be interested to see what those with smaller boobies feel are the disadvantages as well.
Hiya Crispi
Thank you for being so honest in your post.
It's really made me take stock and appreciate the real single blokes on here and what a fabulous breed they are.
Now I'm not a big fan of guys who play away - to me the swinging lifestyle is about exploring sex in an open, honest and respectful way - an attitide you obviously don't share.
Having said that it is your life and although I wouldn't choose to swing with you, there are people on here who will. If a guy holds up his hands and says he's married and cheating on his wife, then that's his business.
What I really can't abide is the guys that post on here trying to justify it and yours quite rightly is THEworst I've ever seen.
Cheating on your partner is one thing, but using her prior abuse and illness as a way to justify just disgusts me.
I have to say I've just had a first experience on here. That is the first time I have felt a physical urge to vomit after reading a post on here.
Thank you for being so honest in your post.
It's really made me take stock and appreciate the real single blokes on here and what a fabulous breed they are.
Now I'm not a big fan of guys who play away - to me the swinging lifestyle is about exploring sex in an open, honest and respectful way - an attitide you obviously don't share.
Having said that it is your life and although I wouldn't choose to swing with you, there are people on here who will. If a guy holds up his hands and says he's married and cheating on his wife, then that's his business.
What I really can't abide is the guys that post on here trying to justify it and yours quite rightly is THEworst I've ever seen.
Cheating on your partner is one thing, but using her prior abuse and illness as a way to justify just disgusts me.
I have to say I've just had a first experience on here. That is the first time I have felt a physical urge to vomit after reading a post on here.
Interesting Thread.
I've mentioned before that I prefer meeting people socially first as I'm a much better judge of character.
To be honest I'm not one for chatting on msn, but I like to chat on the phone as I can tell a lot from that.
The social meet isn't because I need to know a lot about their interests - that doesn't really matter. It's purely to see if the chemistry's there.
As mentioned earlier I do like going to the larger social events as it gives me the opporunity to meet a lot of people and see who I have a spark with. After that it's pretty much easy to sort a meet out.
I've mentioned before that I prefer meeting people socially first as I'm a much better judge of character.
To be honest I'm not one for chatting on msn, but I like to chat on the phone as I can tell a lot from that.
The social meet isn't because I need to know a lot about their interests - that doesn't really matter. It's purely to see if the chemistry's there.
As mentioned earlier I do like going to the larger social events as it gives me the opporunity to meet a lot of people and see who I have a spark with. After that it's pretty much easy to sort a meet out.
Hiya Carter
I've just had a look at your profile and it's a bit well sparse.
What you need to realise is there's a lot more single blokes on here than there are couples - and even less single females.
What you've got to think about is if the fems and couples have a choice between you and 10,000 other single blokes on here what is going to make them contact you?
You might want to think about writing a little more in your profile - read some others for ideas.
Also your pics are OK (glad you haven't put cock shots up) but you aren't smiling in any of them.
Hope that helps a little
Good Luck :thumbup:
I've just had a look at your profile and it's a bit well sparse.
What you need to realise is there's a lot more single blokes on here than there are couples - and even less single females.
What you've got to think about is if the fems and couples have a choice between you and 10,000 other single blokes on here what is going to make them contact you?
You might want to think about writing a little more in your profile - read some others for ideas.
Also your pics are OK (glad you haven't put cock shots up) but you aren't smiling in any of them.
Hope that helps a little
Good Luck :thumbup:
Quote by H-x
I think I'm being a bit naive, I didn't realise lory drivers could see you when you were driving, or is this when you're a passenger and on thier side of the road?
H.x
I didn't realise either till dammie told me last year.
Apparently they can see you in the driving seat and will honk the horn or flash their lights if they see a bit of thigh.
I always wondered why they did that. A few times I've pulled into the services because I thought they were trying to tell me I had a flat tyre or something :doh:
David and TracyI can only echo what's said above. There's nothing wrong with your profile, but there's nothing that particularly stands out from the rest.
As has been said there are far more couples looking for Bi fems than there are Bi fems to you'll need to be patient and maybe put a bit more into it.
Social events such as munches can be useful - as quite a few fems attend, but this isn't for everyone.
If you're specifically looking to meet someone through the ads, it might be worth putting in some more details about yourselves and the type of fem you're looking for.
There was a thread on here recently about Bi fems and a lot who posted in it often said they felt like a piece of meat because people wanted a bi fem - they didn't care who she was or watch she was as long as she's a single Bi fem.
By writing what your preferences are, you may think you're limiting your choices, but it may show the females on the site that your looking for a special type of person rather than a random piece of flesh
Good luck :thumbup:
Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Saw this written on the back of an articulated lorry yesterday :
Don't be shy, show some thigh !
It made me think about my brother who is a HGV-LDLD who often recounts tales of how female drivers often "flash" at him as they overtake.
Wondered what other amusing, offensive or original scribblings have other SH members spotted on their travels...
De_sade
I don't know much about writing on vans, but trucker flashing I can comment on.
Well spending 2 years driving home from London in Friday rush hour traffic, how else do you pass the time?
When I was too old to believe in Santa - my parents decided they weren't getting up at 4am anymore to let me open presents.
So I used to pinch my little sisters arm to wake her up, tell her that Santa had left the presents and watch and wait while she went into my parents bedroom all excited and make them get up.
My sisters 10 years younger than me so I did this up until I was about 16
So I used to pinch my little sisters arm to wake her up, tell her that Santa had left the presents and watch and wait while she went into my parents bedroom all excited and make them get up.
My sisters 10 years younger than me so I did this up until I was about 16
Quote by Sarah
BUT
There is a guy in the ads, who is wearing a full wetsuit and mask, and he wants full sex as well!!
First question:- How in hell to you kiss him?
Second question:- Does a wetsuit cause friction marks?
Third question:- Has anyone tried it in a wetsuit and mask?
And got those who are wondering there is a picture of him with a cock shot, in this suit and it seems the cock has a small hole!! :shock: to appear from!
I must admit when I first saw that pic I thought it was some king of gimp wear - then I looked a little closer and realised it was a snorkel mask he was wearing
As stated in the steam room thread one of these threads on it's own is just annoying, but if newer members see this as a "popular" thread just because it runs to a lot of pages and before long you have:
Song Titles
The Clock Thread
The Name Game
The Film Game
I have seen it happen in other forums when you end up with just a group of people constantly posting these and in the end you lose the life & soul of the forum and it kills it.
Then there's the questions of "Regular Chatroom & Forum Users" being allowed to attend both Munchers and Swinging Events.
Technically someone who comes on here and makes 100 posts in the song titles thread is an active member of the site - yet have they interacted with anyone or shown any interest in swinging - no.
Song Titles
The Clock Thread
The Name Game
The Film Game
I have seen it happen in other forums when you end up with just a group of people constantly posting these and in the end you lose the life & soul of the forum and it kills it.
Then there's the questions of "Regular Chatroom & Forum Users" being allowed to attend both Munchers and Swinging Events.
Technically someone who comes on here and makes 100 posts in the song titles thread is an active member of the site - yet have they interacted with anyone or shown any interest in swinging - no.
