HornyLittleBlonde's Forum Posts

22 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy
I have found that I am logging on and going to 'Never ending songs'. Why? Obsession? Trying to find a link to the next song that is more than a word? Trying to find a link to swinging? Taking a look at what others have done? What music are others into?
Obsession! Whats yours?

bugger! does that mean the damn thing has no chance of dying. :doh:
I'm in a good mood Dave I'll say the H word in it for you if you like lol

I already tried that and he just laughed at me - you should've locked it while you had the chance flipa

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22 Jun 2006

Quote by
I have found that I am logging on and going to 'Never ending songs'. Why? Obsession? Trying to find a link to the next song that is more than a word?
Obsession! Whats yours?

This thread has intrigued me because I seem to be a bit obsessed in with the thread from the opposite perscective.
I make no bones about the fact that I hate these type of post count bumb threads and think they are completely pointless.
Normally I just ignore them, but this one in particular really winds me up.
I don't know if it's because it was copied from elsewhere and some people only post in this thread and even post axactly the same song titles in the same thread elsewhere dunno

It got to the point last Sunday where I was frantically posting in other threads just to get it off page one so I didn't have to look at it. loon

Takes all sorts I suppose.

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21 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oi, Dammy i'll lend you mine and look after HLB for you, bargain

Sounds good to me :rascal:
And isn't there a social event coming up soon with a school boys & girls theme coming up soon?
Thanks for reminding me meaty. I best dig my little black pleated skirt out biggrin

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21 Jun 2006

Have you tried asking a chatroom op or people in the chatroom to see if anyone else has the same problem?

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21 Jun 2006

Quote by Sarah
*AHEMMMMM ! ! ! !
My name doesn't seem to be on the list.
Please Miss, could I be included ?

You not going to take Hornylittleblonde with you then??? :shock:
All take cover for when she gets home tonight :P
wave

Heelllooooooo I'm here?
Erm would I be able to have an invite to this auspicious event please?
innocent

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20 Jun 2006

Quote by celestria
Will SOMEONE PLEASE show HLB the 'report this ad' link before she swamps my PM inbox!!

Oooohhhh me me me..... Can I show HLB the button??? :bounce:
redface

Oh not THAT button redface

HLB's flicking your bean? goodness you can see where wierd rumours start lol
Have no fear - I know how to push the right buttons - just thought I'd scare jags a bit :giggle:
But Shireen you're welcome to come round at check I'm doing it right just to be on the safe side :rascal:

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20 Jun 2006

Quote by Jags
Ermm Hello
HLB standing at the roadside waiting to catch a lift off someone

Now I've NEVER EVER seen a report of abuse from you.. think we have to extract some payment for all this frivolity... you'll only get a lift if you report 6 legitimate examples of photo ads rule breaking.
Go get 'em!
lol

Be careful what you wish for :rascal:

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20 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
All these Meatys :shock: I can't cope ! :shock: I'm going for a lie down in a dark room :shock:

Now there's definitely only one meaty treat for girls to eat........
Pepperami
:giggle:

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20 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
I'll be on the patio, drinking fine wine and eating raspberries (weather permitting) . . . . . alone :cry:
Unless I can talk her into going to the pub to watch it, then I'll be able to watch a girly chick-flick on TV :giggle: :grin:

My plan was ever-so-slightly different.....
Me watching the footy on the box whilst some nice person cooked my tea
bolt

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20 Jun 2006

Ermm Hello wave

HLB standing at the roadside waiting to catch a lift off someone innocent

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20 Jun 2006

Quote by connect2
I am a BI-Curious female new to the scene, any tips on finding that elusive female.

Hiya connect
:welcome: to The Cafe
You came to the right place - there are quite a few single fems in here.
Stick around and get to know who's who :thumbup:

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20 Jun 2006

Hiya WP
Nice to meet you.
If you want to meet some of the regulars, I'm thinking of holding a Ball if you'd like to attend.
It's a ball of the masked variety lol

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20 Jun 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
my charges for your wedding would be a bowl of vodka jelly

:shock: It's not..... is it? confused

Me thinks it is biggrin

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20 Jun 2006

As a complete chatroom numpty I was really please when The Sarge introduced the chatroom for beginners thing.
Unfortunately I've never been home on the times/dates arranged (except once, but blade was on TV and it was a choice betweeb Bilko or Wesley Snipes in leathers) redface

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20 Jun 2006

If Shireen has some spare time on her hands she could...
Be a pole dancer. She's very good at it - there are pics to prove it.
All we need now is a few willing poles :giggle:

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20 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
see what i can do when i've finished all the reinstalls on the laptop, and i've promised HornyDawny a thigh pic for her thread

Meaty
Never mind HornyDawny. Get your arse in here.............please biggrin

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19 Jun 2006

Quote by mike48
Just read an add for "pregnancy risk" wtf is that ???
Cheers
Tall

Bareback shagging without contraception of any form :shock:
And if you're really lucky you get an 18 year subscription to the CSA thrown in - bargain eh?

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19 Jun 2006

Quote by goose35

:thumbup:
We want bums
We want bums

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19 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
Or . . . . . . .
How about when I tie "someone" to the bed, then kneel close enough to run the tip of my raging hard on across her full, wet, wanting, and slightly parted lips while I wank slowly with one hand and stroke her pussy with the other . . . . .; but any sign of her opening her mouth, or trying to raise her head so she can get it in her mouth - I lean away so she just can't quite reach . . . . .
Would that fall into the selfish category ???????

No that falls into the "You rotten bar steward" category biggrin

Quote by dambuster
I don't think she's seen the thread yet and she hasn't done the "Have you been good today?"
So I think I'm safe for a while

Wrong!!!

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19 Jun 2006

Well it appears HLB didn't have a very successful swinging career.
My body double got banned as quickly as she arrived.
Suppose I safe for a while then. biggrin

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19 Jun 2006

Quote by lilacgem

Be aware - THIS IS NOT ME

Oooo Dambuster 2006 lives 1 mile away from me according to the post code
I think we should send you on an undercover mission Lilacgem :rascal:

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18 Jun 2006

Hiya Linny
:welcome: to The Cafe
Sounds like maybe you have a bit of a dilemma - your a teenager with healthy sexual urges, but your being told there's something wrong with that.
Never an easy situation.
Your young you have your whole life ahead of you. Stick with the toys and move on to something more when you're good and ready :thumbup:

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18 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
also would red be judged in the same manor if she was male?

If someone has a number of fuck buddies and they're all happy with the no strings situations then there's nothing wrong with that regardless whether they are male of female.
In a nutshell if all parties consent and are happy then it doesn't matter how many people are in the dynamic or what sex they are
what about someone who has a number of fuck buddies who dont know about each other?
Depends on arrangements between the parties involved.
If I have a fuck buddy an we've both agreed it's NSA and what we do when we're not together is our own business then fine.
If arrangements/agreements have been made and 1 party is lying/decieving another then that's an entirely different kettle of fish.
Having siad that if we're talking about fuck buddies here I can''t see any need for deception - If it's a NSA relationship why would anyone feel the need to lie about anything dunno

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18 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
yeah, pick ya lip up and stick the picture back on ffs

Yes do
I went to have a quick perv and there was nothing there.
I though Darkfire just said it to wind me up till I saw this redface

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18 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
I'm just gonna sit here quietly and ponder the wonderment of
a) HornyLittleBlonde2006 and Poshkite
and
b)
Two HLB's

Perv

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18 Jun 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Oh if only I'd have used the arrow the last time I gave that advice as opposed to directing the user to the buttons on the left hand side - got the piss ripped out of me for that one

The search button in on the right hand side where i am :shock:
Tony x
smackbottom

Tony
Stop trying to confuse me redface

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18 Jun 2006

Quote by Missy
Or go to "My Search" in the right hand column over there :arrow:
Then in the 'text' bit, type the username, that should bring up their profile and you can contact em via that

Oh if only I'd have used the arrow the last time I gave that advice as opposed to directing the user to the buttons on the left hand side - got the piss ripped out of me for that one redface

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18 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
As it's a Bank Holiday I'm having a bit of a spring clean.
Please can I request any "bump your postcount threads" be thrown in here.
On a positive note, try the new SH software - Post Picker 2006 to select a great post topic for you.
So far the trial for this program seems to be hugely effective.
Post Picker 2006

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18 Jun 2006

Quote by osker99
also would red be judged in the same manor if she was male?

Honestly yes.
If someone has a number of fuck buddies and they're all happy with the no strings situations then there's nothing wrong with that regardless whether they are male of female.
The guy who got flamed was moaning because his wife & girlfriend didn't want a threesome and he was contemplating forcing them.
In a nutshell if all parties consent and are happy then it doesn't matter how many people are in the dynamic or what sex they are

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18 Jun 2006

Quote by clinguist
yep cock shots are a bit dated...
If you're not comfortable with putting your face pic on... why not put a head and shoulder pic on and blury your face a little bit.. at least then we can see you're not an ogre or something lol

Good idea... not an orge.. ah.. there might be a problem smile

does it matter if I photoshop it to at least get the skin to not be green ? smile

Yep & whilst your at it airbrush the horns out lol

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