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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by earthchild
Before i joined the scene i would have said i had a type, but meeting people socially and on one to ones, i actually dont anymore, i have played with people i would never have imagined i would have previously but the personality of these people has been attractive to me.
All i can say is if you like someone you like them plain and simple and you cant help who you are attracted to be it male or female.
Earthy xx

What she said :thumbup:
Quote by sheddy
Coming soon to a forum near you..................................
HornyLittleBlonde2006 lol
PoshKite confused
and many many more lol lol lol

:shock:
If another HLB turns up I'm making a run for it!!
Quote by sheddy
I've just been told if they had thrones we have to have something better confused confused
All sugestions to the usual place please rolleyes lol

Deckchairs? dunno
Kate shouts from the kitchen deckchairs my arse :shock: :shock:
not sure if thats some kind of a fetish thing she has dunno
Sounds painful lol
Quote by lambchop
Do I dectect just the tinyest amount of irony there?

Who me? innocent
Not at all. I believe admin have that new ticket system for dealing with unhappy customers do they not?
I'm sure if Scorpio sends a pm now, the admin will deal with it quickly & professionally first thing Monday morning.
wave Noel, St3v3, Nick
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Quote by Mal
Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask.................................
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html
lol
Mal
wink

Mal
Ever feel you're about to get your arse kicked by your other half? lol
Quote by sheddy
I've just been told if they had thrones we have to have something better confused confused
All sugestions to the usual place please rolleyes lol

Deckchairs? dunno
Quote by scorpio1950
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Hiya Scorpio
Welcome to the forum.
There must be a glitch in the system if you've been here a whole month and not had a shag yet.
Don't worry - This site's not just geared up for couples. There are loads of single fems on here desperate for a quick shag with any male they can get their hands on. After all it's impossible for us girls to get a shag in the real world - hence why we all came here and we're all so desperate.
Don't listen to what everyone's telling you about taking time to write a proper profile and all that nonsense that takes 5 minutes of your valuable time - just send a pm to admin, tell them you've paid your money and you want some action and I'm sure they'll issue your designated shag's within 24 hours as I'm sure that's part of the contract.
rolleyes
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Be aware - THIS IS NOT ME rolleyes

Are you sure?? It's just that his ad reads remarkably like one that Tramper would write :giggle: bolt
Now Shireen I'm beginning to wonder if you're not part of the conspiricy to replace forum members with clones :shock:
Now not everyone knows what I know.....
Shireen has a split personality
There's the Shireen we all know and love and then there's the Shireen that had me totally fooled when she was a secret member of the gang that kidnapped my boobies
I haven't forgotten that one you know.
So watch out - you just don't know what she's capable of.
Underneath that "butter wouldn't melt", flawless exterior is the calculating mind of a gang member :shock:
Run now - save yourselves!!!!!

Dave I've so missed seeing posts of your's and Alex's outings.
I think it should be compulsory for you two to attend all munches so we can all have a laugh on the Sunday whilst we're hungover.
Seriously - don't ever change you two :thumbup:
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Did I just read he was at the munch? :shock: So glad I didn't go now bolt

He was Sassy..... He was very well behaved as well :shock:
Well apart from when he was dirty dancing with me that is redface redface
Yes and there's photographic evidence of them dancing with nothing but a pole between them :shock:
Shireen and Tramper sitting in a tree......... rotflmao
Quote by goose35


Giving those anims a bashing now lol
Goose I don't know whether to thanks you or bash you over the head for helping him out with that.
He dances round like that all the time now - it's all right in the house, but highly embarassing in Tescos confused
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Quote by freckledbird
I did have until I caught sight of myself in a full length mirror last night :cry:

:shock: You looked fantastic last night!!.
And if you need cheering up I'll just remind you of the conversation we had outside.
Hopefully that should make you laugh or at least have a little chuckle wink
Well we actually made it there!!
Well done to His n Hers for finding a great venue and that dress was just stunning.
Thanks for Naughty Wigan Couple & GingerJo-Lee for all you efforts in organising this and for the badges - Tramperloved his wink
It was great to see so many new faces and first time munchers. Sorry we didn't get to talk to everyone, but there's always the next one.
Shireenit was great to see you again and well done for keeping hold of that gorgeous top :giggle:
Darkfiregreat company as always - oh and I'll fight you for the hunky barman :twisted:
Quimninja's- lovely to see you both again. I think me and Mr Quimninja managed to put the whole world to rights during the course of the evening. :thumbup:
Here's to the next one :cheers:
I see 2 women in the picture here who are open minded and respectful to each other - yet have certain boundaries.
I see you, who claims to have feelings for both yet is considering trying to force them into doing something neither would be comfortable with for your own gratification.
My advice would be to get them both on here so we can find them a half decent bloke who's gonna respect their wishes and be just as interested in theirsexual gratification as his own, then they can both kick you to the kurb!
Well you did ask. biggrin
Quote by the_Laird
We've got a "Girls in hats" thread,
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81083.html
so why not a boys ????

Do we have to be wearing the silly hats??

or can they just be in the pic?
My my
What a nice shiny helmet you have biggrin
I think it was Blue who described swinging as "An Attitude".
It was getting involved with a couple and letting my bi side out that got me curious about this site and evertually join it.
Like you have said it's not that difficult to find a bloke and shag him, what I wanted to do was experience something different.
I do agree with you point De Sade, but I think it was Blue who said swinging is "an attitude".
What I mean is there may be straight single women who are looking to experience new things and accept the swinging lifestyle - yet happen to be single at this moment in their lives. All though this may not be the definition of swinging in some people's eyes, they have "the attitude" never the less.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Yeah .......try : When Dammie said he had the horn, it's not QUITE what she was expecting'
:giggle:

And people thought I was joking:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I've never won anything
:cool:

How about owner of the 'loudest' shirt on SH???
lol
Quite possibly
I think we should give him a real chance of winning something. Let's have a silliest hat competition.
:giggle:
You do realise he actually tries to wear that in public sometimes :shock:
Quote by dambuster
redface
Thank you Sexy Kitten Fish kiss
I'm always nice :cool:
I suppose I could send Tramper in my stead to be naughty :twisted:

Now fruit pastilles might get dambuster there, but it would take a hell of a lot more than that for Tramper to be let out for the night!!!
bolt
I've never had a problem in this area because the meets I've had are mostly with people I've already met socially so they obviously no who I am and what I look like.
However when the site was first took over and we suffered the 1 liner pm plague, 1 of the most common pms I got was
"Hi hornylittleblonde. Is that really your arse?"
I ignored most of them, but I think to a couple when I was really pissed off I answered
"No it's my boyfriends"
In hindsight - I should've been suspicious when I found a packet of fruit pastilles waiting for me when I got home :giggle:
I have to admit I am over cautious - I was worse when I was on here as a single fem.
Having been stalked in the past, I know the dangers & bloody hastle on letting the wrong person into your life. So if there's even the slightest doubt in my mind then it's a no go.
I do admit that I find it difficult to judge people on line and I've often said that I prefer meeting people at socials as opposed to on here, because of this.
I think that's also why I find people who come across as desperate a complete turn off - my intuition tells me there's probably something more sinister lurking beneath the desperation :shock:
Well I've been home all of 15 minutes and the first thing I ask him is
Me "So have you done anything naughty I should know about today?"
Dammie "No luv, I've hardly posted today"
5 minutes go by till I log in and the red Mail thing flashes
Me "Anything you want to tell me about a certain Munch tomorrow night?"
Dammie "Ahh yes. Sorry, I forgot about that"
rolleyes
Haven't replied to the pm's yet, because I keep getting new ones - but I'm working at it.
btw Thanks for the "advice" NWC wink
Quote by Calista
I was going to say they all look like that tonight but they scored again ... crouchy is the beanpole!
Cx

For some reason he thinks Peter Crouch looks dead. dunno
I have to say dammie did really well tonight with his oohs and aahs - he actually seemed to know which team was which tonight. It makes me so proud :inlove:
Quote by robhambledon
As a married guy who is looking to get involved in the "scene" am I too honest telling all that I am married and that my wife would neither want to be involved or want me to be involved and is this whats preventing me from getiing into the "scene" .
or should i just lie??????......and why do bi-male guys always try to chat me up?

Are you too honest?
Hmm thinks for all of 2 seconds.
You're lying to your wife, your debating whether to lie to everyone on here.
In answer to your question - no, you're not too honest rolleyes