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14 Jun 2006

Quote by da69ve
What your searching is the Holy Grail on here......don't get me wrong there are single bi females on here but they are far and few between......also you say you only play as a couple have you thought that maybe these bi single females don't want to play with the guy....and would rather have him watch only....you may have to broaden your horizons and start think about looking for couples with bi-females.

I don't think they should necessarily broaded their horizons - if they don't want to play with other couples and they advertise for such just to play with a fem it's not really the way to go.
But you have got to accept that there are always going to be far more couples looking for a single fem than there are single fems looking for couples.

14 Jun 2006

wave

Silvercloud
Welcome to the forum.
You're quite right - they are crap.
To me a wink is just a new work for spam. We had quite a debate about them when they were first introduced. (If you search the word "wink" you should be able to read the whole saga)
Although admin did keep the wink system they did add the "wink repsonder" facility, which Sarah has given instructions for above.
If you set that, then the winks are automatically deleted so you'll never ever have to read one again :happy:
I must admit to getting a strange satisfaction knowing that the sad, bone idle individuals who send these out don't necessarily know that they're automatically deleted.
So set your wink responder and whilst the systems busy deleting all those crappy wink messages you can come in The Cafe & talk to us lot :thumbup:

14 Jun 2006

Quote by Jags
Different Rates of VAT
There are three rates:
17.5% standard rate - most goods and services
5% educed rate - fuel and power used in the home and by charities/ women's sanitary products
0% zero rate - certain goods and services on which you do not need to charge VAT
Happy to help!

I've never been able to understand why Antiques and collectors items fall into the 5% bracket.
ffs If you can afford to buy a Faberge Egg you can afford to pay the standard rate of VAT.
Taxes that annoy me most are road & petrol. Ours are the highest in Europe yet we still manage to have the most expensive and unreliable public transport system.
Only in England is it cheaper to fly to New York that it is to catch a train to London in rush hour rolleyes

rolleyes

11 Jun 2006

Quote by twos_company

If someone wanted to travel to meet me without seeing a pic I'd be seriously concerned.

Send some HERE then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
can we have some of your naughty pics too!!!!!!!!!!!!lol biggrin

biggrin

How do I know you're not just pervy pic collectors lol

lol

11 Jun 2006

Quote by the_Laird
Should I ?
Dare I ?
I'll just nip off onad re-read the AUP/guigelines/rules/thoughts/etc

I'm certainly considering it innocent

innocent

You're both very naughty, but I wouldn't have you any other way kiss

kiss

Now where did I put that camera? innocent

innocent

11 Jun 2006

Quote by davej

Feeling a little hot & sweaty at the moment.
I would just love to have one of those big outdoor showers right now.
Maybe we could have a challenge to see how many people can fit under 1 shower at once :rascal:

Thames Water are already working on that one down here HLB.
Woohooo!!!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
dammie
Nothing to see here folks.
Carry on going about your daily tarting

rotflmao

smackbottom

Oh look over there in the GFZ thread there's loads of really really funny stuff happening
and nobody has once mentioned Hitler biggrin

biggrin

11 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m

Shall I assemble the mud wrestling pit? :twisted:

oooh, please, it would be great watching you and FB in there
smackbottom

smackbottom

I meant for you confused

confused

11 Jun 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
can i please be the drunken woman who tries to get off with everyone, the attendants, the vicar and even the groom?
ta in advance!

pmsl
In that case I'll volunteer to be the drunken person singing out of tune on the karaoke at the elnd of the proceedings to clear the room lol

lol

11 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m
Oh I love this, everyone's home

humph, you didnt even know who i was.....
But I do now - are you scared?
bring it on, do your worst!
Shall I assemble the mud wrestling pit? :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by davej
If the sexy little pineapple has the urge to push a few buttons, feel free to use them overhere

not until your ploy is revealed smackbottom

smackbottom

eeerm do they all have pics of dammie in assorted lingerie in em
You have a pm.
Always wanted to say that :giggle:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Sarah
She is trying to get in to Sgt's LTC

Nope not at all.
It was dammie thread not mine.
Purely in the interest of the forum.
As this thread has no particular point to it, it has no value to the forum and should therefore IMO be locked

11 Jun 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
i wandered in for a look at what thread is about, however there is noooo way i am staying, my sunburn is not up to being frisked!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Tell you what.
We'll leave the frisking and I'll just rub you down with some aftersun lol

lol

11 Jun 2006

If the sexy little pineapple has the urge to push a few buttons, feel free to use them overhere

11 Jun 2006

Now where's Kiss_Me gone?
I want to see what she has to contribute to this one :happy:
I did it, I did it, I did it.

11 Jun 2006

smackbottom

dammie
Nothing to see here folks.
Carry on going about your daily tarting wink

wink

11 Jun 2006

redface

forgot of the AUP change
We have a small Mary Whitehouse if anyone wants to borrow her :giggle:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by EagerSlut
Thought I'd just drop by for a quick beer if that's ok?
Not stopping though! :grin:

ES!!!

kiss

So you're not stopping huh?
You really think the lovely guys & girls from the cafe are going to let you out?
Just get yer kit off and have soak in the hot tub and we'll see if we can convince you otherwise :rascal:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Feklar

I don't know some people aren't willing to put the effort in.

We was gonna say that too but just couldn't be arsed
See I rest my case... people can't even put the eftort in for some banter these days...
it starts with that then people stop having lots of sex.. .which apparently can happen from this site... not that I have seen of that myself of course....
No
I don't believe it.
You're lying.
Bad Bad Feklar smackbottom

smackbottom

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Ohhhhhhhhh I love this thread :twisted:

Nooo? Really?
I'm so surprised - not :giggle:

11 Jun 2006

Well he's cleaned the BBQ.
We've done the shopping.
Just need to decide what to eat & drink now

11 Jun 2006

Why did I feel the need to resurrect this?
Must be the weather redface

redface

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Feklar

Still not participating in the world cup this year though... what's up...decide you weren't going to enter to give Brazil a chance :giggle:

How many times do I have to tell you that we couldn't be bothered and wanted to give England a fair chance at winning...
confused

confused

confused

confused

Feklar you are just sooo thoughtful rolleyes

rolleyes

wink

11 Jun 2006

Quote by lilacgem
Glad I was found innocent :angel:
But think I should be frisked just incase............ :twisted:

Yep
Bring yourself over to the HLB frisking queue and we'll see just how innocent you are :rascal:

11 Jun 2006

I'm going to try and be constructive here.
1. I don't think pic collectors are really the problem they used to be - we have a whole gallery of pics to perv on here that collectors have access to without having to go to the trouble of coercing people into sending them.
2. If someone does a post in the let's meet up forum for a meet, you can't expect the people who are genuinely interested in meeting you to not want to see pics of people before they travel to meet. After all how do they know that the poster is genuine or whether indeed they find them physically attractive.
3. If the post was aimed at people already known to the poster and not the general membership, why not pm these people as opposed to posting it in the forum?
I think accusing anyone who asks to see a picture before they want to swing of being a pic collector is a huge error of judgement.
If someone wanted to travel to meet me without seeing a pic I'd be seriously concerned.

11 Jun 2006

Quote by niceandgentle
In this instance,swinging,its all about playing safe,to mutually enjoy it but not pass on or catch any STD,and to not cause or be caused any harm physically or mentally.
As for the idea of concieving a chlld in this context,thats crazy!

Well said :thumbup:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Here's our pic of ENGLANDS Flag ........enjoy

:thumbup: fab artwork lol

lol

i need to have a go at this redface

redface

redface

*wanders off wondering how those paint brushes feel........ innocent

innocent

*
Hmm
Wondering if the neighbours would notice if we borrow their bunting for half and hour :giggle:

11 Jun 2006

For the first time in my life I appear to be suffering from hay-fever and it's annoying the crap out of me.
My eyes are itchy, my nose is blocked and my throat is sore.
Now this isn't a cry for sympathy - there are people with far worse ailments than me, but we're off to the shops in a few minutes so if someone could recommend something I could take it would be greatly appreciated.
Alternatively, could someone teach me to breath through my ears because I'm finding it impossible to give a blow job at the moment redface

redface

11 Jun 2006

Only problem with sand is it gets everywhere - and I mean everywhere.
Gives a new meaning to the term "Organ Grinder" ouch!!!

11 Jun 2006

I remember being really concerned when my dad started reading about the Atkins diet.
I know the theory is that years ago we didn't have processed carbohydrates in our diet and we all ate lots of meat.
What it doesn't say is that the average life span was much shorter then and we have no record of how many people died of heart disease or where diabetic etc.
IMO cutting fruit & veg out of your diet cannot be healthy and you don't have to be a dietician to know that.