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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by Sarah
Sgt
It must be time for another shower!!
lol
:twisted:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I'm due one sometime in July!! confused confused confused confused wink
Maybe HLB and I can help you....... lol
(off to find photo and ask permission)
Feeling a little hot & sweaty at the moment.
I would just love to have one of those big outdoor showers right now.
Maybe we could have a challenge to see how many people can fit under 1 shower at once :rascal:
Quote by angleseyfella
mine has to be doggy because evry partner ive had regularly climaxes a lot in that position and it just feels so natural. i also like the women on top controlling. Mind u ill take control if need be lol!!

I've been thinking about this for a while and I'm struggling to come up with a favourite.
I think this is because:
a) Variety is the spice of life
b) It depends on my mood - whether I'm in a loving snuggly or in horny, cock hungry mode redface
Quote by little gem
Could we brand them with a big hot iron on their backsides with numbers like they do with livestock so we can tell them apart?

Either that or issue dog tags with name, sex & location.
Quote by markz
Better at doing the more domestic things than men, home making, cooking, washing, needlework, cleaning, you could honestly believe thats what they were put on this planet for. And if you get one that gives a good blow job by what a winner!

its because they scoffed the apple in the first place so god decided as a punishment he would make them all domestics rolleyes
and the blowjob thing well .................... god was a man afterall wink
I must have slipped under the radar redface
Quote by markz
I can be the speech writer biggrin
well you wouldn't want it too long rolleyes

Or interesting or witty then!
please refer to your sig rolleyes
Now now boys
We know you love each other really :giggle:
Quote by Kiss_Me
I loved this thread so much I jus had to join in!!
Remember... with the invention of the internet you may find that unexpected people turn up to known Dogging sites!

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
hehehe lol
Very good, Kind of suits you dambuster lol lol
Shaz x

smackbottom
Don't go telling him things like that - I'll never get my bikini bottoms back lol
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
<<< didn't steal them!
But patiently waits in line to be frisked :twisted:
Shaz x

You called?
Quote by Sarah
HO here.
At home I have broadband and the office I have dialup and to be really honest I ntice NO difference whatsoever!!!!!!!!!!
IMO at times broadband at home is a pain in the ass, and I have been known to drive to my office to get on line there as it is quicker.!!
Broadband has only been here at home since 'he' moved in, and at lest 4 times, I have threatened to have it removed,

I'm shocked!
Get broadband
It's soo much better - even a techno numpty like me notices the difference.
And to be honest prices have come down since broadband was first becoming available.
Do it do it do it :happy:
Quote by Darkfire
i seem to remember being on the door of a certain public house that day. :scared:

You have my deepest sympathy's :giggle:
Quote by dambuster
A very cheap version . . . .

Hmmm - methinks I might need a new director/photographer rolleyes

Oii!!!
What's wrong with the photographer?
And can I have my green bikini bottoms back now please? rolleyes
bolt
Quote by Darkfire
I didnt know you were there otherwise I might have biggrin - I'd been stuck working all day til 3pm , drove back via a certain A road and didnt pass another vehicle travelling either way :shock: - you know that awful feeling you get when it suddenly dawns on you that perhaps the road is closed cos there's something terribly wrong on it somewhere..... or its actually shut and in another half a mile you might just stumble on several large yellow vehicles and men in high vis jackets ( :rascalsmile ..... surreal is a good description :shock:

Think yourself lucky.
I remember someone driving on said road just as a match had finished in the last world cup.
There car got blocked when the streets were infiltrated by celebrating fans and had to wait for the arrival of 3 riot vans before they could move. :shock:
Quote by dambuster
I Or was it the bbq pork loins, griddle fried garlic mushrooms, salad with honey and mustard dressing

Yes it was definitely the food

innocent
Quote by Darkfire
ok, i get what all the flags are about, now, someone please explain this football thing again redface redface redface
i drove through my town centre this afternoon and the only thing moving was the tumbleweed :shock:

You should've rang me if you were passing. You could've come and joined me and the girls in the pub.
Did you notice people suddenly appear out of nowhere about 5pm?
Quote by freckledbird
Hmmmmm frisking or licking? Licking or frisking? What a choice to have to make on a Sunday morning. Can't we have both, for being well-behaved?

Not a problem.
Consider your requests granted wink
Quote by freckledbird
Bugger - am I too late for a frisking. Do I qualify, as I didn't really go anywhere?

We're not pedantic, the rules allow for common sense.
And common sense tells me I ought to frisk you :rascal:
Quote by Jas-Tim
HLB reporting for duty
Right who needs frisking? :twisted:

Oh go on then. I'll suffer a frisking lol wink wink lol lol lol
Jas
XXX
:happy:
Glad to see you Jas. Hope you're feeling better kiss
Not to worry I'm back now.
I've got a sore throat from the chanting and my hair stinks of beer from when we scored and everyone threw their pints in the air, but back none the less.
Felt a bit guilty leaving dammie here all on his lonesome, but feel much better now I've come back to find the garden deweeded :giggle:
As Bloke said I wouldn't dream of offering advice to you two.
To the no show single guys - big mistake. You've missed out on a wonderful meet with two very wonderful, sexy people.
Quote by sexkittenhfx
Hope you have a brill night you two - you're both lovely.
Oh and Sexkitten - if you're really lucky he might give you a "flashy thing" wink

should i be scared or excited or a bit of both? and will he surprise me with it?
:scared:

No need to be scared sweetie - I've had 3 flashy things off him :shock:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Can i be a brides made biggrin
And can i come nude to save the cost of a dress :rascal:
Shaz x

Don't know about anyone else, but you've got my vote. lol
Having just read Reese's thread about being let down and only having the weekends free, it got me wondering.
How do people fit swinging in around their life?
Personally I work full time (and quite long hours) so anything midweek is a definite no no. Because weekends are so precious to me a lot are taken up spending time with family & friends.
Although dammie's not well at the moment, when he's back at work I'll probably only see him at the weekend.
To me swinging isn't the be all and end all - it's just the cherry on the cake
So, What factors influence the days or times of day your available?
Do you go to clubs when you get the urge or is this something you have to plan in advance do to work, baby sitters etc.
And does anyone have issues with working irregular hours, being on call that may mean they have to pull out of meets and risks them being branded a timewaster?
Quote by Bloke2005
Oh, that means I get to bed the Best Man... cool :twisted: OK, so HLB is my assistant.. wonderful lol

So who's the best man then?
We don't know yet but as my assistant my priviledges as Maid of Honour also extend to you :twisted:
:happy:
I think we should audition a few members to see who has the necessary skills. biggrin
Quote by Bloke2005
Oh, that means I get to bed the Best Man... cool :twisted: OK, so HLB is my assistant.. wonderful lol

So who's the best man then?
Quote by PoloLady
I nominate Bloke as Maid of Honour wink

I second that. And as maid of honour it's his duty to organise the hen night.
All the girls and bloke together for 1 night only :rascal: