HornyLittleBlonde's Forum Posts

10 Jun 2006

Bloke
I think I should be assistant wedding planner.
Having organised one that couldn't actually go ahead for health reasons :cry: I feel I have all the necessary attributes for this position working under you innocent

If you'd have posted this last week they could've come to our non munch and come on as substitutes for us. :giggle:

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10 Jun 2006

Quote by Sarah
I've never won anything
:cool:

How about owner of the 'loudest' shirt on SH???
lol

Quite possibly
I think we should give him a real chance of winning something. Let's have a silliest hat competition.
:giggle:

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10 Jun 2006

Hope you have a brill night you two - you're both lovely.
Oh and Sexkitten - if you're really lucky he might give you a "flashy thing" wink

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10 Jun 2006

Quote by pinogrigio
ive sent loads of emails, no i havnt sent winks or one liners and ive got my face on my profile. i try and send witty not soundind desperate emails. and iv had 1 reply!! what am i doing wrong, im genuine just want to have some fun and good inteligent, open minded company. thanks for reading. m xx

Pinogrigio
Welcome to the forum.
I've just looked at your profile and there's no mention of timewasters which tells me you've took on board the advice given :thumbup:
I'll echo what's been said already - like the pics and the ads OK. Only thing is there's probably about 2000 other "OK" ones. If you're going to use the ads system it might be worth having a look at some of the other single bloke ads to get some ideas and check out the competition.
Now you've joined in on the forum you'll find that - if you hang around a lot of the regular blokes on here do well because we all feel we know them a bit.
There's also the social side of it. Socials and Munches are a good way to meet groups of people and also let them meet you - and if you turn up for a social then there's a good chance you'll turn up for a meet (that's the way I always look at it).
Can't really comment on the chat room as I don't venture in there very often.
Whichever way you decide to utilise the site's facilities good luck with it wink

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9 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
I'll settle for Frank Lampard, John Terry, Steve Gerrard and Michael Owen. :twisted:
Yes, all four of them :twisted:

Now that's just greedy - you'll have to share Frank with me :twisted:
Here's a few of my faves
Darkfire's Football Education Programme

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9 Jun 2006

As far as I know, the photos in the gallery are from the pics on people's profiles where you have chosen them to be public.
As soon as you upload a new pic and it's checked by the mods, it automatically goes into the gallery. (unless you tick the option to keep it private).

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8 Jun 2006

Quote by daveanddebbie69
im not worried because on my salary no one could live off it.....

pmsl
:therethere: Hun.
Just thought of another twist, what about the guys who are playing without their spouses knowledge :shock:

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8 Jun 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
me personally.... wouldn't play without a condom anyway...just from a health point of view if nothing else
but it is a very interesting spin really...especailly when you do see the amount of "bareback sex" ads you see on the site.....

I can honestly say with all the threads I've read on the subject of bareback or condoms it has always has been a health related discussion and I've never seen this brought up before.
Glad I'm not a bloke :giggle:

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8 Jun 2006

I was talking to one of the women I work with about her daughter.
She's 22, but a bit young for her age and a bit clingy. Aparently she's been worried her boyfriend was going to leave her and low and behold she's "accidentally" got pregnant because she "forgot" to take the pill.
Now this kind of thing really annoys the crap out of me and I do know girls who I went to school with who see getting knocked up as some kind of career move.
As I was thinking about this I got to thinking of the guys on here. Does it ever worry you that you might be meeting up with someone for no strings sex, but they're actually trying to get pregnant and live off your earnings for the next 18 years?

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8 Jun 2006

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8 Jun 2006

Quote by R_and_R
I was just starting to like this site but it seems more interested in cashing in on anything it can, i mean just the other day we could see who was checking us out for free, now its a year?

Look on the up side, you got a service free for a while.

Quote by R_and_R
Come on peeps, theres sites out there where the only interest is getting swingers together not emptying their wallets!

There are sites that are free, but they are generally run by swingers and as such maybe limited to the resources they can provide.
This is a commercial site and the owners are here to make a profit. At least the way it is you can still use the site - all be it you don't have the extras package anymore.
Worse things happen at sea luv kiss

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8 Jun 2006

Might get a tad more confusing if we end up with 16,000 JohnMaleLondon's dunno

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8 Jun 2006

Cheers Neil
I'd tried to remove this previously but couldn't do it without giving them my mobile number :shock:
I've now sent the email kiss

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6 Jun 2006

Quote by gentlemanfor2
please please no more emails asking for pics .
we know from experience only single pic collectors do that who like wanking over them.
we are offering a face to face meet and female,to female chat. we are brave enough to say your not wot we looking for . so who needs pics ???.
only genuine people realise wot we saying
thanks

Maybe other people that aren't afraid to say that you'renot what they'relooking for dunno

At this point I'd just like to say a big thanks to the 93 people who came over to Chesterfield to see dammie and myself on Saturday :smug:
I know that's childish of me but I could resist redface

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5 Jun 2006

I've been feeling particularly horny over the last couple of days - more so than usual.
I find that the feeling of warm sun on my shoulders has that effect.
I also commented to someone on Saturday night who was wearing Farenheit. I don't know why but that aftershave in particular has an effect on me and I can sniff it out like a radar :twisted:
So the question I'd like to ask is other than things directly sexual, what makes you horny?

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5 Jun 2006

Quote by Sarah
This is a birthday social drinks party
:giggle:

You sure about that?
So far we've had Freckledbird & Mal's social with the assistance of Sarah & Mr FB.
Now transferring things in car parks with Hornyred & Dino and you're only on page 1 :shock:

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5 Jun 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
We had a similar problem hun.
I discovered a while ago there's a 3 step solution to any techie problem.
1. pm TallnHairy
2. pm Marmalaid
3. pm Meaty
and somehow or another it always gets fixed.

hehehe there is more techs on this site than on a computer forum lol

Tony
Wise words from our pic advisors lol

I keep hoping that someone will want paying in kind for all their assistance but so far sadly not :twisted:

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5 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
rotflmao: Ironing - - It was something of hers, and it was flat and square; therefore easy for her to manage

i keep looking but i just can't see an ironing board in there anywhere silly

hwoar: :smitten: :rascal:
(i know, i shouldn't be here, just seemed to sense there was naked HLB pics to perv at worship

)

dammie
Funny how these sort of things appear on the forum whilst I'm working away.
I will not have these vicious rumours. To set the record straight I don't do ironing (only square things on very rare occasions).
Stop trying to ruin my reputation. biggrin

Meaty

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5 Jun 2006

We had a similar problem hun.
I discovered a while ago there's a 3 step solution to any techie problem.
1. pm TallnHairy
2. pm Marmalaid
3. pm Meaty
and somehow or another it always gets fixed. lol

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5 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Not wanting to influence the poll in anyway, but..
dammie's currently in the garden as he "just has to" hang out my washing before we go out to meet someone for cakey-bun.

Has he got a pinny on ? lol

Tony
If he has, it's probably one of those with pockets for the pegs and dusters when he's cleaning the house.
No he doesn't have an apron, or dusters - just a pair of marigolds:

:giggle:

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5 Jun 2006

Not wanting to influence the poll in anyway, but..
dammie's currently in the garden as he "just has to" hang out my washing before we go out to meet someone for cakey-bun. innocent

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5 Jun 2006

Inspired by, but not wanting to hijack PoloLady's thread; I have to ask the question.
dambuster ? ? ? ? ?
Gay ?
Bi ?
Confused ?
Just camp enough ?
Just dammie ?
Or just a straight buffoon ?
The evidence, in no particular order . . . . .
You decide ! ! !
(Thumbnails because there are so many :shock: Click them for full size pics)
:giggle:

bolt

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5 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
dambuster - certified by Marcuso as the best kiss from a straight guy.

:shock: What? When? :shock:
redface

She's writing another thread as we speak redface

Just uploading the evidence to imageshack :rascal:

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5 Jun 2006

Quote by equi-princess
A group of teenagers after dark.... hanging about together.. and automatically some people think that they're up to no good.... causing trouble etc...

There's a fine line between prejudging and making assumptions.
We all have to make assumptions in life. Although these maybe based on hearsay and misconceptions they are also made from experience and logic.
I've chose to take this part of your quote to illustrate a point.
We all have to take precautions for our personal safety. Experience tells us that walking around alone at night there's a possibility of being mugged or worse. It may only be a slim chance, but it's better to be over cautious than end up dead.
I wouldn't automatically assume a bunch of kids hanging around after dark are up to no good, but it would be dangerously naive not to assume it's a possibility.

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5 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird"The only way to deal with preformance mishaps is to be sympathetic and then either meet again or not, it's your choice.

Hence people are unlikely to post the details on here

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5 Jun 2006

I'll agree with what's been said above - it's all about personal preferences and the beauty of this place being so big is that it's also so diverse.
In addition I'm going to speculate that maybe you won't get a full range of views in this thread because only a small minority of members actively use the forum.
And here's where the speculation comes in. I'm thinking that maybe the people on the forum are the ones who like to get to know more about who the're swinging with e.g. more of an insite into the personalities and the sense of community - hence a larger % on here would want to see faces/ expressions etc.

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5 Jun 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
I could go on.... if you are in any doubt ladies, call in the "how gay is your boyfriend/husband" team - Bloke and Mr Bloke. One night with us and we'll have them sussed and sent back with a full "gay rating" for you :rascal:

Consider yourself hired lol

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4 Jun 2006

Quote by sheddy
It's nick he's having another session :giggle:
There was a small problem with the sessions (the thing that keeps you logged in across the site)

Well if he wanted a session all he had to do was ask :giggle:

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4 Jun 2006

Haven't seen any admin on line so I thought I'd ask the question.
Is anyone else being logged out every few minutes ir is it just us?

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4 Jun 2006

Quote by happydicko
I think this is the hardest site for a single man to be on. Very difficult to get results on here most would agree. I am single and looking so all i can say is check me out and who knows i have not met anyone off here yet and have been on now for over a month. I am genuine, loving, caring, and love cuddles along with the sex so get in touch. take care
Jason x x xx

A whole month and nobody's dropped their knickers for you yet? :shock:

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