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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
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Quote by Mal
Well when you're ready to put them up I think you should do a post asking for Mods willing to do overtime :giggle:

I'm washing my hair that week!! :shock:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Once we can accommodate then we will upload them all again only they will be more up to date ones like the few on there now and not ones mainly from 6 or so months ago lol
I think the mods should feel lucky that the admins made it 250 limit biggrin .... When SH was first taken over, the amount of pictures you could upload here was unlimited :shock: ..... we had almost 500 pictures on our profile then lol lol :shock:
Shaz really does get carried away rolleyes
Tony

Well when you're ready to put them up I think you should do a post asking for Mods willing to do overtime :giggle:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
We used to have 11 video's in our profile and a couple of hundred pictures but we found that our replies we got was just based on them and 99% of them hadn't even read our adverts to see what we was looking for... so now we have temporarily removed them apart from a hand full of pictures.
Tony

Does that mean the mods will need to re-check them when you put them back up? :giggle:
I just had to post this.
Myself, Darkfire & Sierra were having a natter at last night's munch and discussing the merits of socialising with swingers as opposed to our vanilla friends.
The usual stuff was mentioned about being able to have a drink and relax in the company of other swingers - not having to watch what you say.
Sierra tyold us about dropping a clanger at a recent vanilla BBQ.
After she got chatting to a vanilla couple they hadn't met before:
Vanilla "So what do you do?"
Sierra "Anything but pain & watersports"
If that isn't addicted I don't know what is lol
Quote by freckledbird

You say munches have happend this weekend and summer has arrived. Did we not have munches and summers in previous years ??

We probably had people moaning then about how quiet it was, too. Only it wasn't harped on about because it was 'pre-takeover' and people didn't use the takeover as an opportunity to blame lack of posts on.
I think last year people made an opportunity out of it, rather than moaning about it.
The specific instance I'm thinking of is Davej's MrDick challenge. He was going to attempt the challenge on the evening of the Notts Munch as he knew there'd be hardly anyone logged into the forum
Firstly I'd like to echo everything dambuster has said.
Thanks to all those people who helped out last night - your efforts are truly appreciated.
passionkiss to Marmalaid, BlueOcean, Tune, Steph, Casey Jones & Midlands lady for the gifts. We were really touched.
We had a fabulous evening and it was great to see so many of you there - and to those in "poorly sick corner" who still made it :therethere: kiss
I still can't believe only 1 single and 1 couple didn't show - despite people having sitter problems & car accidents on the way there. Oh and Goodtimez I think you've set a new record for "Last Minute Munching". You people are truly amazing :thumbup:
Thanks to Tatty for holding dammie's thong up and for you fan duties - a great way to cool off. Consider yourself hired for the next munch wink
My quote of the night has to go to Sierra - you're a nutter, but I was still giggling this morning, but I'll save the quote for the "you know when you're addicted to SH" thread. And for thinking I was an Air Hostess :shock:. The lads I work with would die laughing at that one.
Last night's musical clothes was the best one yet. Just when I think dammie can't get any camper he's wearing Calista's man magnet T-shirt and accepting a bouquet of flowers from Marmalaid rolleyes I've said it before and I'll say it again, something very strange happens when you two are in the same room. loon
Thanks to each and every one of you for making it a fantastic night. Roll on the next one :happy:
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When we picked up all our stuff last night I picked up someone elses carrier bag.
Contents
Sparkly stuff
Glitter
Cardboard
Scissors
Stickers
Half eaten bag of M&S prawn crackers dunno
pm me if it's your and I'll find a way to return it (all but the prawn crackers anyway) lol
smackbottom phredd.
Of all the threads to inspire people with, you go and pick my least favourite lol
I demand you make it up to me by going and finding me a thread of substance or something side-splittingly funny kiss
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Well said Dark kiss
I too miss many of the old posters and I miss the dynamic that the site used to have. But that was the old SH this is the new SH. It will never be what it was, but the site is what we the members make it. I for one think we should stop trying to turn the clock back and focus on the future of the site. Let's cut the new members a bit more slack and who knows it could be better than it was ?
Minx x x

I do agree that we have to move forward, but as some of you may have noticed, I've bumped a few of the old favourites recently.
This isn't just a bit of nostalgia. Although that's partly it:
When new people come to The Cafe, they'll join in and post along with the current genre. So if the longer standing members are just posting "Post count bump" threads and other woolly stuff then that's what they'll join in with.
I wanted to show some of the newer members just what's possible on the forum and offer some inspiration. Who knows, there may be an up and coming Davej or NeilinLeeds out there dunno
Thanks guys
Not long now :giggle:
The suns shining, everythings sorted.
Just waiting for all the sexy people to invade Chesterfield
:bounce:
Quote by Calista
must admit a bit of a penchant for

although that's probably the vampire connection (bit of a liking for vampires)
more recently

but definitely ... and back to the vampires

Cx

mmmmm
It's a yes to all 3 from me
What she said lol
When I joined this site as a single female, it really used to cheese me off getting 1 line spam pms complete with cock shots, but the guys I've met socially or chatted to on the forums are great.
For that reason I've never put an ad on SH and I only ever met up with people I'd met at the SH social functions or who I've chatted to on the forums.
Hiya wave
Nice to see you in The Cafe.
A lot of the negative comments are aimed at some of the single guys - yes the quick shag brigade do some stupid things and it annoys the crap out of people, but there are also some fabulous single guys on this site.
What's more I once started a thread to raise some positive comments about single guys:
Here
Quote by Alleyson
I know it's a late request but is there any chance of being added to the munch list please 'specially if there's the possibilty of firefighters! biggrin
I quite understand though if not, it's my own fault for leaving it so long..
If not then I hope you all have a great night
Alleyson xxx

Added to the list. PM on the way :thumbup:
Quote by Darkfire
thanx lets hope no1 has a fire sat nite lol i might make it then biggrin thanx for understanding mate

:idea:
If we set fire to Marcuso's shorts again, we could ring you to come and put the fire out. Then you'd be able to munch and work at the same time.
Are you good at multitasking :giggle:
*suddenly gets all perky at prospect of in-munch entertainment *
:twisted:
And can you imagine how gutted HorneyRed will be if we have a real live fireman in uniform and she can't make it :giggle:
Yeah
Burn the shorts, burn the shorts, burn the shorts :happy:
Quote by raider_6
thanx lets hope no1 has a fire sat nite lol i might make it then biggrin thanx for understanding mate

:idea:
If we set fire to Marcuso's shorts again, we could ring you to come and put the fire out. Then you'd be able to munch and work at the same time.
Are you good at multitasking :giggle:
Quote by raider_6
:cry: :cry: :cry: i cant come now i dont think :cry: :cry: :cry: god im so pissd off :cry: :cry: :cry:

:therethere:
If you can make it, it will be great to see you. If not the next one won't be far away.
Thanks for ringing us to let us know :thumbup:
Quote by lilacgem
I'll give it a try biggrin
Thanks HLB :happy:

:thumbup:
The best way to see how it's supposed to look is to quote a post with a pic already in and see what the "Tags" look like
wave Skichris
I know it musn't seem like the warmest welcome, it's just that this topic went on forever the last time it was raised.
Sarah
I think the lease you could do is certify SkiChris as opening the mother of all cans of worms lol
How's that for a compromise dunno
Quote by dambuster
She doesn't know, but in the back bedroom; I have the Mackarena (sp ?) gorilla :grin:
I might just sneak it into my bedroom tonight and set it going instead of the alarm clock at 6 tomorrow :twisted:
And . . . . . .
She forgot James Brown rolleyes

As I was saying...
If anyone knows how to get someone banned from an on line shopping site pleeeeaaaase pm me.
bolt
Quote by lilacgem
Still sounds too "techie" for me sad I think I will need lessons wink

That can't be true 'cause I can do it. redface
1. Go to Google image and find the pic you want
2. Right-click the picture
3. Click the properties
4. Triple click the web address redface
5. Press Ctrl & C
6. Paste into the post.
7 Double click the address you've just posted
8 Click on the button
and there you have it. kiss
Quote by Jas-Tim
Not fair.
6 (yes six) Singing/Dancing hamsters rolleyes

Does he have the kung fu one - he's great lol lol lol
Jas
XXX
Yep
and
Walk like an Egyption
Jailhouse Rock
Raw Hide
& 2 random Hillbillies dunno
Not fair.
They have no mods on shopping sites. I need to get dammie banned before he sees this and buys some more singing/dancing creatures.
He already has:
A mooing cow
A chameleon phone
A singing snowman
6 (yes six) Singing/Dancing hamsters rolleyes
I can't cope with any more
Quote by redpantherman
Not sure about the indians...but I find a lot of cowboys on this site !
:shock:
Quote by twos_company
think i read something about the u.s.a. shooting them all at fortworth years ago was a cowboy film i think biggrin
I did see a cowboy on Village People... shall we email him?
Last time I saw the cowboy from the village people was in South London - and he was wearing your toolbelt if I remember correctly :giggle: