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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
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Only 3 more sleeps to go :happy:
I'm off work on Friday so I might have to get a new dress & shoes (well it'd be rude not to) :giggle:
Quote by Marcuso
Bump

Bloody hell.........you were doing some bumping yesterday weren't you mate??..............does HLB know??? :twisted: :twisted:
HLB was busy with me lol
OOOOOOOOER Missus!!! :twisted: biggrin :twisted:
No need for a cold shower Marcuso.
Stopped off for a natter at the services on my way down to London.
Can't have dammie being the only one going out for coffee & cakey-bun now can I? biggrin
Quote by Dawn_Mids

try james hewitt and rebecca loos
someone please shoot them

Oh I don't know, it was worth putting up with just to hear Sharons comments :lol2:
Kept me amused while I was ironing anyway rolleyes
I must admit that was the most entertaining part of the evening.
However, I did wonder if the comments would have been the same if it was David Becham stood there.
Quote by little gem
Inviting newbies to socials and munches... bloody hell... don't ask me!.........
I let Mistress Sassy into a social on a gut whim, a few conversations and a phone call........ and good greif, my ears and liver have been aching since!
She's gonna kill me if she sees this! bolt

I remember Sarah doing something very similar for me :happy:
My parents live at the end of a cul de sac, which borders farm fields and school playing fields.
In the summer we'd all be playing rounders using the hay bales to run round.
All the parents and kids came out and when we heard the music of the ice cream man, we all used to run and try and be first in the queue (my mates dad usually won lol).
It always amazes me when I go to visit and there street's deserted when I have such fond memories of the street ringing with the sound of laughter.
Quote by xxdirtyboyxx
hi.
Well what can i say i need help i think:cry: Im not getting much luck on here lately and im wondering if my profile is naff or its me. sad
Be gentle please i hurt easley.

:doh:
I just had to look didn't I.
and can anyone guess what the first thing I saw was?
Dirtyboy - if you read some of the threads you'll know that cock shots are not as popular as you guys would like to think
I can't comment on your profile text because, well you haven't written anything in it
Quote by Darkfire

organising a munch....is very time consumeing....and bloody hard work. The site as it stands now....as a private enterprise... ....
...Maybe these could be on a set week-end each year. They could be arranged maybe by admin.....

*another sharp intake of breath* lol
Nah I reckon the Mods & Ops should organise them - they've got nothing else to do
bolt
Makes perfect sense to be.
A lot of people do use both the forums and the chat room.
Personally it's very rare I venture in there:
1) I'm too slow to keep up with it
2) It's too scary unless a few of the other forum uses come to hold my hand
3) When the screen changes really fast it makes me feel sea sick redface
Quote by well_busty_babe
in all honesty, the thing that stops me wanting to organise a munch for this site is the uncertainty!
we do not yet know what is going to happen in december with regards to membership fees etc.
if i was organising a munch, it would probably be for early next year, this means that in theory you could spend loads of time and money before december getting it organised, to find that once december comes it all falls appart!
personally i would rather wait till i know where i stand - and am sure a lot of others feel the same way.

I couldn't agree more.
I don't think interest has dwindled on the whole. There are loads of munches at the other place and many of them booked uo and taking reserves.
As I said earlier there are munches already up to December and as stated above I wouldn't wanted to be arranging anything for next year and paying deposits out of my own pocket only to find that most of the people who put their names down disapear when the fees come in
Quote by dambuster
You take this one Jas and Timmy.
I think I'm about to get a kicking redface
bolt

Him all smug "Oh pleeaaase. That's sooo easy"
Me "You can't play, I've done a well known one so the newer people can have ago"
Him "I've got it. I'm posting"
Well done Jas & Tim.
Just make sure dammie doesn't get it or he'll be doing some old fart film that only him and SteveG have ever heard of.
bolt
Being as Davej still has issues with alien abduction and the tragic loss of his breadsticks I'm nicking his go.
For anyone new to pictionary I'll tell you now to save you asking later...
The word "The" is represented by the man on the moon and "of" is represented by the barbie on wheels (don't ask it's a blonde thing) :giggle:
So here you go. It's a film
Strange one this.
Most of my vanilla mates think I've got "The gift of the gab".
If we're having a girls night out and one of them sees something they like - I have no problem going up and starting a conversation with a bunch of blokes and getting everyone talking.
If it was somebody I was interested in myself I used to clam up and just couldn't approach them
Quote by hisandhers
just wanted to say have a lovely evening to you all on Saturday
Hope to see some of you at the York munch lol
kiss

Cheers hun.
Sorry you can't make it and we can't make it to yours - there's just so much going on this month.
Here's to discovering some new munchaholics :cheers:
Quote by jp77
hi all i am new in the forum , can i pls have an invition for the party in 3 th june i will love to came to knoe you all ane have fun biggrin cheers jp xxx

wave JP
Welcome to the forums.
Not sure if you've read the link about munch rules, but it is for regular and active members of the forum & chatroom.
I know this is your first post in the forum, but if you're well known in the chatroom or have met a regular from this site who is willing to vouch for you, please pm me and I'll see what I can do.
Otherwise I will have to say no on this occasion as it's less than a week away.
But watch this space for other munches and join in and get yourself known :thumbup:
Quote by redpantherman
Nice one dammie :thumbup:
I had no idea of the term dogging 20 or so years back...

Me & you both.
About 10 years ago I was out on a Sunday evening in the summer with a fb of mine.
We'd been for a drink at a country pub and were feeling a bit horny.
He pulls off this country lane into a secluded car park. So there we are in the darkness having a bit of rumpity pumpity - him sat in the passenger seat with me on top.
I happened to glance out of the passenger window and to my complete horror there was a guy stood wanking :shock:
My fb asks "what shall we do?"
Me "I'm not stopping now" - I was kind of past the point of no return so we just carried on.
A few years later I found out about dogging and that's my one and only experience of it
Quote by Medic_1
Good afternoon one and all.
I have just been into LMU for a look around and notice the lack of stickies for Munches.
Three stickies for munches, all in June, and one of them has been cancelled through what I can only say is "Lack of Interest" with people
not confirming the intention to attend.

As has been said, a lot of people are organising socials as opposed to munches, because a lot of the regular munch goers don't post on this site anymore.
Also the no shows do mainly come from the first timers bottling it so you do need to have a good mix of reliable regulars as well as newbies.
If you look at the other place there are munches all the way up to Christmas, which in turn causes a problem here as if you're trying to organise something big in a month where there are already 2 events elsewhere you know a lot of the regulars will not be attending.
The problem with newer people organising munches is they may not necessarily be aware of "the place that cannot be named" and therefore not understand why there isn't that much interest.
Hmm
Warwick services on the M40 have had a few visits from us recenlty when I've been driving home from London, and been distrcted by my very naughty passenger and had to pull into the services before I crahsed a car.
I think the most memorable for me has to be on a plane, flying up to last year's Glasgow munch redface
Quote by nikjak
many thanks for the invite c u all on the 3rd nicky n jacky aka nikjak

Be good to meet you both.
Less than a week to go now :happy:
There have been a few good points made above, but there's the other part that we all know is there.
Yes it's nice to bumb up a thread or vouch for someone you know is genuine or offer encourage to someone who's written a really good add.
Then there's the flaming.
Yes come on own up. I will.
When I see someone write something ridiculous my hands hover over the keyboard. I try to restrain myself but sometimes it's just too tempting - like waving a red rag to a bull and screaming "flame me, flame me"
redface
Quote by sheddy
Does that mean Brian Adams isn't number one anymore dunno

I'm not sure but I think all this talk of MP3's means it's time to throw away my record player
ooh and my cassete singles remember them :shock: lol lol
Yep.
Still have one of those redface
Quote by sheddy
Does that mean Brian Adams isn't number one anymore dunno

I'm not sure but I think all this talk of MP3's means it's time to throw away my record player
Quote by Darkfire
Blogs? :shock:
when many are still grappling with the basics of profiles and how to write a half-decent-none-one-liner ad?

Or knowing their left from their right redface
I'm bumping this, as we've had quite a few people mentioning about hijacking threads today and I'd be interested to get some opinions of those newer members as well as the regulars to how you view hijackings
Quote by curvy-gal
Thanks for all the advice folks.. and the offers too lol
I'm defo gonna go to a munch.... i cant wait to be honest.. just hope u dont mind a bit of a loud dirty mouth after a few drinks... i get a little carried awat redface

You'll be in good company then lol
Quote by Gitfinger
I've just seen on the BBC News web site that popular beat combo Gnarls Barkley have been at number 1 for nine consecutive weeks - and I realised I haven't heard the song yet. Then I realised I couldn't name any number 1 for years back.
And finally I thought "Do I care?" So I suppose my mid-life crisis isn't as bad as I thought!

Gnarls who?
Is that a person or the name of a retail outlet? :confused:
It's not just you sweetie lol