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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by motorcyclerob
redface
I'd have thought it would have been more in keeping with the sensitive nature of the site to have pics going to your private folder by default.

Yes from a user perspective it does seem more sensible to have the default set to private and allow users to change it to public wouldn't it?
I can't for the life of me think why it wasn't rolleyes
Well he's just run (make that wobbled) off.
I think I'll give him a 1/2 hour head start before I chase him :giggle:
I for 1 would love to know the outcome and I'm sure there are a lot of people in your position who would like to know as well.
Make sure you come back and let us know either way :thumbup:
Quote by dambuster
I found a very successful penis enlargement programme HERE

smackbottom
If I get an influx of limp cock shots asking for help because of this, you will be in soooo much trouble
Quote by DeeCee
pretty similar then................
only the dallas plot involved pam/bobby and this one involves janet/marcus.
hurray for hollywood and SH........

I think it's more Albert Square than Hollywood.
I can see it now -
The cliff hanger moment as HLB gets and email/Sarah's phone starts to ring. :shock:
Is it Janet? Or is it someone else? dunno
And just before you get to see who it is....
The Eastender drums start going and the credits start to roll.
Tune in tomorrow night :giggle:
Quote by tameside_couple
I cant believe I came on here just to check the latest in the janet ""is she isnt she"" soap banghead lol
sam

lol
And there's always the possibility that she's already doing it elsewhere as well
Who knows while you've been on here meeting couples and fems, maybe she's been getting satisfied by someone at work or your best mate biggrin
In a certain T.V.s absense I'll post this one.
You know it's not right when he asks you to dress up in his mums clothes. lol
Quote by tameside_couple
is it against the AUP to suggest that someone ( such as marcus/ janet) is full of shit?
if it is against the AUP then i wont.

SShhhh dee cee your giving janet more ideas not to ring , will not be able to now due to Constipation .
cant believe i came on here just to check the latest in the janet ""is she isnt she"" soap banghead lol
sam
And my email's on.
Janet can see the pics of me on my profile, but we've swapped email addresses so she can send one of her.
I haven't received one yet but I'm sure that Marcus and Janet are just sorting out poses/what to wear and will be taking the pics shortly. :thumbup:
Hopefully we'll be meeting up very soon :happy:
It's always a good idea to talk and maybe you might be right - she may be really up for it and be interested in the site.
The problem you're going to have is if she does show an interest, looks into the site and finds you've been on here for ages meeting couples & fems without her knowledge.
Good luck. I think you're going to need it biggrin
Quote by Devon1
I generally stay in the boundaries of Devon biggrin
Once or twice I even went as far as Cornwall :shock:
They say there are places beyond these, but thats just a rumour I heard lol

What are you going to do when the "Devon Essex Tour" starts?
I've got dates booked in Milton Keynes, Manchester & Glasgow for you!!!
Think of your fans damn you lol
Well if you've already tried
"Sorry you're not what I'm looking for/not my type"
and
"I said no and I meant it"
and they're still persistent, then they're not the kind of person you want as a friend are they?
So at this point I think that "Fluck off & die" is perfectly justified lol
Quote by Darkfire
(but its nothing to do with the fact ur a single bi fem and attatching himself to you like a limpet *might* just enable him to watch that girl on girl stuff he's been dreaming about regardless of wether he actually gets to play with you or not, honest ).

Oh don't get me started on the token bi female ones!!! I've even had someone who just referred to me when talking to someone else as "that single bi-fem". He probably didn't even know my name.
And here's another one.
You know it's not right when they say
"I've been dying to meet you for ages because.....
You're well known and respected on the forum and if I tell everyone I've played with you I'll get loads of pussy"
rolleyes
Quote by DeeCee
sounds like you met a right one there..........
do u reckon his wife knows he met you for coffee?

I do know this guy and I know for a fact he is genuinely single.
Having met him I quickly found out why he was single lol
If only that was the end of it, but he bombarded me with phone calls for over a month and wanted to take me out on a vanilla data :shock:
After numerous calls with me telling him I was not interested and hell would freeze over before anything happened between us, he sent me a text message saying..
"If you don't fancy me just say so"
Erm hello? The lights are on but no-ones home loon
OK so a lot of us get bored with the wingy timewasters threads, but I read this post today and it got me thinking..
Quote by H-x
I do read these threads with interest in case the revelation of where I'm going wrong shows up. I know 'old hats' sometimes complain about such threads as being
'same old, same old', but us newbies do find them useful.
H.x

So I'm going to try this. Hopefully it'll be lighthearted, but also be of use to others.
So what experiences have set warning bells off in your head? - be it initial pm's, talking on the phone, first meets, chatting in clubs etc.
Here's mine..
You know it's not right when......
You meet a guy for a coffee in the afternoon and say you're not sure yet if you want to play. He sends you a text message 4 hours later asking you to come to a gang bang that night.
When you say no and that you have a meet, he proceeds to tell you how you've hurt his feelings and demands to know who you're meeting :shock:
He then sends text messages throughout the evening that just say "?" while you're trying to entertain loon
Quote by H-x
I can claim a fairly appauling 75% no show rate, not sure why.
I do read these threads with interest in case the revelation of where I'm going wrong shows up. I know 'old hats' sometimes complain about such threads as being
'same old, same old', but us newbies do find them useful.
H.x

I'm a bit over cautious about meeting people and giving them my personal details and I was even more so when I was a single fem.
One of the things that helped me was talking to the other single fems on the forum - at one point there was a good group of us.
If I was thinking of meeting someone I only met them if someone I knew already had. I'd always get the guy's/couple's permission to ask about them first, but it did work well.
1 guy laughed and joked about my nervousness and said he'd pm me his "SH C.V.) lol
I've never had a no show and everyone I met using this method was really really nice
Quote by Medic_1
wink
Could a Whiplash injury be called "Swingers Neck" then ??
Phredd_Mids

Here's hoping I've recovered by Tuesday morning then because there's no way in hell I'm ringing my boss to tell her I'm off with "Swinger's Neck" :shock:
Quote by m1970
So biggrin , let's say you don't want kids, you met someone who had 3 kids (ages 10.8.6) and you liked each other. Would you entertain the relationship or would the 3 kids put you off cool

It wouldn't put me off.
I'd just send them to a boarding school.
bolt
Quote by Darkfire
I've just found a reversible one on another site, for £55 quid :happy: :happy:
one small problem..... Its PINK :shock: evil rolleyes

You're considering buying a Pinkcorset!!!!! :shock:
I'll fight you for it lol
Quote by Bloke2005
I'm in as long it it ties in with work travel plans etc so just make your plans, let me know where and when and I'll see if I'm around lol
I get 'all over' (no sniggering at the back) so can make most places from London to Newcastle and in between :P
Now - let's see how many blokes pretend to be gay to get an invite... wink

Any "Gay Blokes" who wish to attend must be verified by Bloke and/or Mr Bloke first :thumbup:
And us girlies need to watch just to make sure Bloke isn't lying :twisted:
Quote by blonde
I vote for the North !!!
Big city night out ......... Manchester/Leeds etc etc
Can offer 2 double spare rooms for the girls to crash in.
Might even be able to bribe Steve into being the taxi for the night :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yeay
I vote Manchester - A girly night in the village :happy:
And I'll get dammie to come and keep Steve company.....

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Quote by Bloke2005
Do I count and can I come? lol

Of course you can :happy:
Quote by dambuster
If I promise to camp it up, can I come too :bounce:

You mean it's possible for you to be morecamp? dunno
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Quote by dambuster
................... 'hold her by the hair and shag her senseless til she gets whiplash injuries '

PMSL
I think I'm going to add that to the "rattle and slam" part of the chair-fuck description.
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Kind of explain the Dr's "You have injuries normally associated with Whiplash, when they have been hit up the rear" comment doesn't it.
Bad bad dambuster