Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

Forum

Quote by PoloLady
davej , I know you can see it coming lol lol lol

Pololady I'm extremely dissapointed in you.
I expected so much more. :cry:
He gets to see it coming?
I was rather hoping you were going to sneak up behind him with a strap on :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
I got an email from a well known auction site, does that count??

Ebay telling you that you're bid for a sexy dress has been successful doesn't count lol
Quote by Tramper

If I spent 18 months worrying or getting the hump everytime a drunken bloke made a move on me I wouldn't have much of a life left.

Don't phlatttteryerself rolleyes
I'm not and you know it - you're like a dog on heat even when you're sober wink
Quote by Jags
Well it's zapping time again
You're gonna leave us
I see that far away look in your eyes
I can tell by the way you email me baby
That it won't be long before it's zapping time!
:P

Quote by m1970
I knew I would get a knee jerk reaction, it does sound like i am a complete tosser, but you have come to the wrong conclusuion, my wife does not and never will like sex, understand. And yes I was a complete twat with this girl, but as others have said, everyone will make a complete tvvat of themselves at some point.
twos_company
Could you imagine!

I don't know about the situation with your wife, but this thing with the girl at work just sounds like it's got blown out of all proportion.
If I spent 18 months worrying or getting the hump everytime a drunken bloke made a move on me I wouldn't have much of a life left.
The only other explanation I can give is that maybe she's avoiding you because she's really embarassed about the situation.
I work in engineering, which is very much a mans world and when I started out I had to make a lot of effort to be taken seriously. When blokes try it on or get flirty I have to be really careful - I know if anything ever happened they'd get a pat on the back, but I'd loose all the respect I'd built up.
Just a thought.
Quote by sexkittenhfx
thanks jags but a fellow mod has taken care of it for me, which im really grateful for.....not to mention HLB's reply that ive sent him......so hopefully now he will either shape up or ship out!

Noooo let Jags zap him - much more entertaining lol
Quote by Jags
I'm here but I need a name to zap.... feel free to PM a name and I will happily do the honours!

:happy:
Go Jags, Go Jags, Go Jags
Quote by Sassy-Seren
remind me not to wink at HLB :shock: bolt

You're quite safe honey, I only flame tossers.
Now where's Jags? Someone should tell her there's a twat that needs zapping lol
Quote by Some knob head
I've looked at your profile and your photos - you're fat and I like fat women!
And another thing, dear, beggars like you can't be choosers!
Sorry, but that's as clear as I can make it - try and lose some weight!


That's awful!!!
If admin haven't banned him yet, here's a response suggestion biggrin
"Hello dear
Glad you like the photos because that's the closest you're ever gonna get.
Beggars can't be choosers eh? I think you may want to take your own advice because if you're desperate enough to spam someone for a shag and get abusive when you don't get it you're obviously not getting much are you?
So why don't you run along and get out of my pm box you sad, arrogant, pathetic loser.
Oh and they say ignorance is bliss - you must be flucking ecstatic"
Hiya
I've got your pm.
If you're in your pm box and click on the bold message you should be able to read it.
I was going to reply in pm, but then I realised that wouldn't work because you can't read your mail redface
:doh:
Option A) Send a copy to admin.
Option B) Flame them and flame them good
Always makes me feel better :twisted:
Hiya :welcome: to the forum.
Are you talking about your mail inbox?
Not sure what your clicking on. Is the thing on the left hand side flashing red?
Quote by Bloke2005
Hmmmmmm - no PM's yet - are there any genuine swingers around here or do you all live in cyber world? rolleyes
wink

You mean NO one has taken you up on your offer lol
No - are you and HLB hoarding them? lol
Actually - on second thoughts, tell Mal to get his coat - we're going out in the fog rotflmao
Sounds fair - you go off and play in the fog with Mal and Sarah and I will keep an eye on the hoards till you get back innocent
Quote by Bloke2005
My box is now open.... Ladies, I may need back-up as I expect my box will be brimming pretty soon :rascal:
1....2......3..... go! lol

Where's The Sarge - There's a security alert.
Meaty's trying to escape over the fence!!!!! :shock:
Just getting the Dutch Apple Cake and cream out while I'm waiting for the coffee.
Anybody want a piece? :rascal:
What about the Spanish dogging site that set up an english speaking forum for us?
I think we should have an exchange program so we can all go munching on the costa del sol :happy:
Quote by Darkfire
coffee and afternoon cakey-bun? lol
I'm in lol

Funnily enough he's just been out to get some cakey-bun & double cream. biggrin
The coffe pots on Darkfire if you fancy popping round
Quote by outstanding
so would u rather buy em yourself or let ur partner buy em...

That's why we go together - I choose what I want and he pays for it :giggle:
Quote by Darkfire
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

You really shouldn't encourage him - If his head gets any bigger you'll have to come over and help me get him back in his box. biggrin
Quote by blonde
Can I be Lady Sam ?? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I think you should start you're own Political Party!!
I'd vote for you - In fact I'd be your campaign manager kiss
Quote by Bloke2005
Easy - all 'genuine' males must come to me for a 'test drive' where I will validate their measurements, escort them to the nearest GUM clinic for a full MOT and then present them with my very own certificate of authenticity...

Who's first? :rascal:

Excellent
I'm interested in finding out if a character known as meaty is genuine, would you be able to validate him for me? lol
And when you've done with him, could you give that tramper a road test? :rascal:
wave
It's an interesting issue, but this ones known as "The mother of all cans of worms" lol
If you use the search feature and look for "verification" you'll see what I mean.
:welcome: to the forum though
Well that's us all sorted then, but what about Bri?
Sarah aren't you going on web cam today so I can see your pussy again - I might even get mine out! biggrin