Quote by PoloLady
davej , I know you can see it coming![]()
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Pololady I'm extremely dissapointed in you.
I expected so much more. :cry:
He gets to see it coming?
I was rather hoping you were going to sneak up behind him with a strap on :twisted:

Quote by m1970
I knew I would get a knee jerk reaction, it does sound like i am a complete tosser, but you have come to the wrong conclusuion, my wife does not and never will like sex, understand. And yes I was a complete twat with this girl, but as others have said, everyone will make a complete tvvat of themselves at some point.
twos_company
Could you imagine!
Quote by Some knob head
I've looked at your profile and your photos - you're fat and I like fat women!
And another thing, dear, beggars like you can't be choosers!
Sorry, but that's as clear as I can make it - try and lose some weight!
Quote by Bloke2005
Hmmmmmm - no PM's yet - are there any genuine swingers around here or do you all live in cyber world?![]()
Quote by Bloke2005
Easy - all 'genuine' males must come to me for a 'test drive' where I will validate their measurements, escort them to the nearest GUM clinic for a full MOT and then present them with my very own certificate of authenticity...
Who's first? :rascal: