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HornyLittleBlonde
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by dambuster today

I remember this - this is funny - cue Dammy bruising finger ends on keyboard with steam pothering....
ready.....
lol

That's the one :thumbup:
I've just found it and had a giggle re-reading the whole thread redface
There are a couple of words in there that I need to eat :shock:
You think????
Quote by dambuster last year
Oiiii ! ! !
I've already had to have stern words with Budbud and tell him we're not having a Mk IV

Quote by dambuster today
I need to do something or I'm gonna bore you all shitless with a short tale of how Number 1 cat has just brought a live blackbird in, as a gift to his new Mum.

innocent
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HornyLittleBlonde
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We did notice a few wink
I'm sure it wasn't intended, but it's easily done when you meet people for the first time in person.
You spend the evening chatting to people and calling them by there real names and then come back here and post it without thinking.
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by tweeky
Boys I'm all for supporting St. Patricks day but could you at least speak English?
I still have no idea what you're talking about.
Angelica come back and sort your other half out pleeeease worship

Well HLB never mind the scores - it's just the men's thighs - they're to die for!!
Tune I hope you're taking notes
Now thatI do understand :twisted:
With the help of your better half your thread might just make it to page 2 bolt
It already did, pay attention HLB smile
Mr Tweeky
Yes but only after Angelica jumped in to save it :smug:
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by fantasycpl
hi we would like to be certified but prob not get in we newbiesaround and not getting into much cos ppl say not know us,
redface :cry: sad so plz plz hepl us biggrin :angel:

Hiya fantasycpl.. wave
You may have to think of something to be certified for - That Sarah's abit tough you know with the certifications biggrin
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Looks like fun!!!
I don't know if I'mgoing to be in London or not at the moment, but I'll keep an eye on this thread wink
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well I can see where she's going with the oil but a spoon ??????? :shock: Maybe she's measuring his love juices for the other thread :giggle: :giggle:

Either that or she's made him take a spoonful of cod liver oil
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by westerross
Well let me slip in here just behind me Dawnie ooops and me Shireen.
Now I was certified once but because fo some strange site protocol it had to be downgraded to 'Certified as TE for being TE' - well what does that mean dunno
I want summat better than that.
So....... now I'm waiting......???

How about...
Certified as learning thread starting skills from Angelica? :giggle:
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can't think of anything i'm certifble for
apart from trapping me fingers in things

I think if you're going to be certified for anything we ought to let Dawnie decide what :giggle:
rotflmao rotflmaorotflmao rotflmao
You are wicked HLB :thumbup:
How about certified for being Dawnie's nerd boy :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Yeah, but you wouldn't have me any other way :twisted:
And in the absence of Sarah I think sparky should be...
"Certified as a nerd boy by Dawn Mids" :giggle:
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Shireen
I agree with what you've said, buy the guy did do a nice post and did say he wasn'tlooking for someone to show him the ropes - fair does
:welcome: to the forum honey, but don't have your expectations too high - I don't agree with the "dreaded single bloke" thing completely.
Yes they're are some prats, but there are a lot of great, and successful blokes on this site.
What I will say is there are a lot more single males than there are single fems or couples so it's always going to be harder to get a meet as a single male.
Good luck though :thumbup:
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by sparky230
Can't think of anything i'm certifble for
apart from trapping me fingers in things

I think if you're going to be certified for anything we ought to let Dawnie decide what :giggle:
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by Angelica
Boys I'm all for supporting St. Patricks day but could you at least speak English?
I still have no idea what you're talking about.
Angelica come back and sort your other half out pleeeease worship

Well HLB never mind the scores - it's just the men's thighs - they're to die for!!
Tune I hope you're taking notes
Now thatI do understand :twisted:
With the help of your better half your thread might just make it to page 2 bolt
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Boys I'm all for supporting St. Patricks day but could you at least speakEnglish?
I still have no idea what you're talking about.
Angelica come back and sort your other half out pleeeease worship
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by BiWelshMinx
Stick me down provisionaly Darkfire, dependant on cash and time off ;)
Minx x x

Darkfire you best request some "eggy things" for the buffet biggrin
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
dawn am i too new to ask for an invite hun lol lol lol lol lol
totally understand if i am
lol lol lol lol lol lol
daz

You can ask for one, don't know if I will give you one though :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Oh go on dawn - give him one lol
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by blonde
Ok where's my bfk??
Who is cooking this morning??
Come on out of bed you lot..................... lol lol lol

HE is doing me salmon and scrambled eggs :bounce:
want some ???
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sounds good.
salmon and scrambled egg for me please
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HornyLittleBlonde
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I'm not sure you're asking in the right place.
Bare in mind you are asking on a swinger site and many of the people who use the Forum meet up with each other regularly and consider each other friends and also play together.
So whilst I would say "go for it", I'm not sure how this translates to a vanilla friendship dunno
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by redpantherman
...
The rise in my pension, all of 68p per week, ...

...so tony gave you a 68 & now you owe him one! :giggle:
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by kajman
hi is it just me or is it impossible to get invite .. just because i'm single.. through choice i might say still in early thirties .. i'm finding it harder to meet up with like mined people in here that when i go out into civvy stree.. any advise please

On civvy street the ratio of men to women is roughly equal.
Here if you look at the number of ads and compare the number of single blokes, single fems, couples you'll see why the odds aren't in your favour
Sorry Johnho - hijack over wink
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by Marcuso
Don't suppose you'd allow a shy quiet newbie to come would you? innocent

Why? Do you know one? :shock:
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by Sarah
I know what you mean. I'd volunteer myself, but I don't think I'd scare away any undesirables - I could always threaten to talk them to death I suppose? dunno

You could always threaten them with trouble is they would NEVER go away.
lol
xxx
Then again suffocating them could be an option - death by breasts :twisted:
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HornyLittleBlonde
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'tis all true.
It's amazing what you can fit in a handbag. db's too scared to go in mine. If I ask him to get something out of my bag for me, a look of sheer horror appears on his face :shock:
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by cheekychimp
Dammie asked me to think of one we could do last night.
Me "What about the opening sequence from Tales of the unexpected? and did a dancing impression of how it would look.
Him "and how exactly would that work in a still photo?"
redface

That's a cracker HLB......... wink
CC.... cool
Thanks for not laughing at me kiss
I'm still trying to think of something I can do.
I've just asked dammie if he has any model cars to I could do "Attack of the 50ft woman" but he hasn't and attack of the 5ft woman doesn't quite have the same effect.
All ideas welcome biggrin
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