I didn't see it so I'm just assuming it broke the AUP in some way?
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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
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Why oh why do I always get it so wrong? 
You know how it starts. You've just finished shopping and deciding which checkout queue to join.
As well as checking out for the obvious (number of people in the queue, number of items they have) I also look out for:
Old people - who seem to have all the time in the world and like to stop for a chat
People with lots of fruit and veg - all that weighing takes time
People with tokens in there hand- all them 1p off a can of beans tokens are so slow to process
People who've picked up loads of cheap reduced stuff - you just know those bar-codes aren't going to scan and they'll have to be keyed in manually
So I think I've made the right choice as I get in line behind a professional looking woman, in her mid thirties, with lots of tinned stuff and ready meals. :thumbup:
All seems to be going well until she decides to pay by cheque. WTF???
The 12 year old boy behind the counter looked at it like he'd never even seen one before.
The sign lights up for him to get someone to help him. Then there's lots of writing of numbers and printing.
Whilst this is happening I look over at the adjacent queue:
The old dear has finished discussing the weather and packing her little trolley on wheels
The couple with loads of veg have had everything weighed and collected their tokens for schools
The other woman who was choosing her queue at the same time as me is now looking over rather smugly as she's just paying for her shopping :kick:
So now I've had my little rant, here's what I want to know:
1. Is it just me?
2. What signs do you look out for and what should I be avoiding?
3. How the fluck still pays for shopping with cheques and why?
You know how it starts. You've just finished shopping and deciding which checkout queue to join.
As well as checking out for the obvious (number of people in the queue, number of items they have) I also look out for:
Old people - who seem to have all the time in the world and like to stop for a chat
People with lots of fruit and veg - all that weighing takes time
People with tokens in there hand- all them 1p off a can of beans tokens are so slow to process
People who've picked up loads of cheap reduced stuff - you just know those bar-codes aren't going to scan and they'll have to be keyed in manually
So I think I've made the right choice as I get in line behind a professional looking woman, in her mid thirties, with lots of tinned stuff and ready meals. :thumbup:
All seems to be going well until she decides to pay by cheque. WTF???
The 12 year old boy behind the counter looked at it like he'd never even seen one before.
The sign lights up for him to get someone to help him. Then there's lots of writing of numbers and printing.
Whilst this is happening I look over at the adjacent queue:
The old dear has finished discussing the weather and packing her little trolley on wheels
The couple with loads of veg have had everything weighed and collected their tokens for schools
The other woman who was choosing her queue at the same time as me is now looking over rather smugly as she's just paying for her shopping :kick:
So now I've had my little rant, here's what I want to know:
1. Is it just me?
2. What signs do you look out for and what should I be avoiding?
3. How the fluck still pays for shopping with cheques and why?
Quote by Sarah
Yes not me personally, but one social evening one woman got talking to another woman (as they do) and discovered they both worked for the same company.............then spent some of the evening talking about the company and the staff!!!!!
Don't know if it's me you meant, but we've also emailed each other at work a couple of times
I've also met a couple from this site and the male used to work in the same office as me, but has now left the company.
And another couple from this site had the pleasure of meeting up with 2 of their neighbours at a munch :shock:
That reminds me, did Naughty Nymphos ever find out who that guy from work was?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops.
Who you calling "Hormonal crazy trollops"
You better have included me on that list :giggle:
Welcome to the Forum Champ
Quote by blonde
Those who don't understand the meaning of "troll".
Don't know about anyone else, but I've always though a troll is someone who deliberately tries to stir things up.
What do I call someone who asks a lot of questions? erm nosey :giggle:
HLB ............. I cant help you ............. coz I thought a Troll lived under a bridge ?? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You mean they don't :shock:
Well at least the nice little billy goats will be safe :giggle:
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have you worked in a hotel and what did you see or here?
Never worked in a hotel, but you've just reminded me of last years Nottingham munch.
Myself and a certain gentleman checked into a hotel on the Friday night and met up with a few site regulars. We checked out the following morning and left the luggage at the hotel.
The Saturday afternoon my companion checked back into the hotel with another female member of this siter and the same guy was on reception.
That was funny, but not as funny as Sunday morning when all three of us came down stairs together. :twisted:
Quote by little gem
Seriously... the press have always been around, so why start locking threads when they take an interest in a certain subject? Does that mean that the dogging forum will be closed cos the sunday sport runs a weekly dogging location section??? The whole site locked down at weekends cos more than three publications mention the word "swinging" ???All that needs to mentioned are the words... you're asking a lot of questions... sure youre not a member of the press?
would it have been possibly more accurate if the dummy was spat out in a declaration of... If we're not making money from it, youre not having the information. :P so there mr. reporter...... psttt.... btw... contact admin to arrange a personal deffence of the site on your show. ;)
Adult site with over 18 sign in agreement sorts out the minors issues, you can see worse on googles searches, so lets not get all huffy about personal prefferences regarding the boards.
Adult also implies the ability to make choices for ourselves. If its about veiwing the site while at work, why not get into admins ribs about a new site skin that is sanitised which automatically removes things anyone might take offence to (ie piccies) or quote illegally!?
Absolutely spot on :thumbup:
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I do find it hard at munches/socials though - I never know whether to use someone's real name or their user name, it feels strange calling someone by their user-name but some prefer it that way....
Depends what their user name is.
It's alright calling someone dammie or smokerjim, but "fancy a pint cock4pussyy might scare the barstaff" :shock:
Just dug up the famous wank club thread up and my original estimate was a little out.
It actually ran from December 2004 - January 2006 :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/30898.html
It actually ran from December 2004 - January 2006 :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/30898.html
Neilinleeds the voice of reason :shock:
Not sure why they're intrigued about wank clubs though - even with the sewer press artistic licence you'd still struggle to make an interesting story.
I wish I could find that lets meet up wank club thread - the one that the guy spent about 8 months trying to organise and still couldn't pull it off ('scuse the pun).
I'd send them that thread they'd soon get bored
Not sure why they're intrigued about wank clubs though - even with the sewer press artistic licence you'd still struggle to make an interesting story.
I wish I could find that lets meet up wank club thread - the one that the guy spent about 8 months trying to organise and still couldn't pull it off ('scuse the pun).
I'd send them that thread they'd soon get bored
Quote by dambuster
Steve - you are one of the few people here that I'd wish to pick an argument with, just for the sake of it.
what he meant to say was
"You're the last person he'd wish to pick an argument with"
He's not choosing his words very well today due to being:
a) Angry and frustrated at the situation
b) Having a Doctor's finger up his arse
I understand Martin wanting to make members aware of press interest, but if we started locking threads for that reason, I think the hot bods, bums, tits etc would be top of the list.
At the end of the day a lot of people are open about there swinging - 2 site members took part in the wife swap program.
Personally if we have a discussion in here about any sexual practices and the press quote it so what? as long as it's in here and my real life Identity is protected that's fine by me.
Again thanks to Martin for be open and warning members about the press interest, but I do think locking the thread is a bit over zealous
At the end of the day a lot of people are open about there swinging - 2 site members took part in the wife swap program.
Personally if we have a discussion in here about any sexual practices and the press quote it so what? as long as it's in here and my real life Identity is protected that's fine by me.
Again thanks to Martin for be open and warning members about the press interest, but I do think locking the thread is a bit over zealous
Firstly :welcome:
Now your ad - where do I start????
It's ermmm brief
No Pics
Profile says looking to meet a gay female couple???
Married and playing away - not always popular
Bearing in my how many single blokes there are on here compared to females I suggest you read some of the other guy's ads to get ideas and click on the link in my signature for advice
Hope that helps
Now your ad - where do I start????
It's ermmm brief
No Pics
Profile says looking to meet a gay female couple???
Married and playing away - not always popular
Bearing in my how many single blokes there are on here compared to females I suggest you read some of the other guy's ads to get ideas and click on the link in my signature for advice
Hope that helps
:inlove: Quote by Sarah
Door Hunks and Bitches are now sorted out thank you.
Now for hand holders for the newbies..........can I have some volunteers please?
(Hopefully they will make a better job of it than I did, meeting my 'newbie' wearing a towel only!!
You can put us down - I usually try to great them with my clothes on
Doris you should be ashamed of yourself