HornyLittleBlonde's Forum Posts

8 Mar 2006

Quote by Rollo Tomassi

You've not listened to any of the advice given (which to me suggests that this was always just a mercy shag post)

I'll come straight out with it. Can I 'ave a mercy shag, HLB? Please? wink

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
And now you'd like us all to change our profiles because it suits you????

How about if it suited me? Pretty please?
lol

Rollo
I've said it before and I'll say it again
I don't do mercy shags!!! - or mercy blow jobs before anyone asks biggrin

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8 Mar 2006

You know I'm always here to help a friend in need.
I'm willing to do my bit by eating all the pink fudge ones biggrin

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8 Mar 2006

I must admit I think this is a great thread and can see it as a useful reference for people.
I'd also be interested to know success rates from some of the regular chatroom users and photo ad users.
I can see how each area of this site has different pros & cons, but it something I haven't seen explored a great deal on the forum.

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8 Mar 2006

I have put 2 posts in this thread.
Neither of them slagged anyone off.
Neither mentioned anything about anyone winging.
What I did do was offer a welcome and some friendly advice.
What really gets up my nose is you still quoted my post and started a mini flounce.
You've not listened to any of the advice given (which to me suggests that this was always just a mercy shag post)
You now coe on the forum and tell us what we should have in our profiles!!!! Has it occured to you that some of us have a blank profile for a reason?
When the site was taken over many of the women of this site were plagued with copy & paste cock shot spam mail daily mad

And now you'd like us all to change our profiles because it suits you???? rolleyes

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8 Mar 2006

Quote by Cie-cumbria
To a certain extent I can understand where our Cumbrian friend is coming from.
I've replied to countless ad's in the couples seeking men section. In turns I've tried being funny, thoughtfull, flippant, daft, respectfull, etc, etc. But still people don't have the courtesy to reply. I would also like to say tht in these responses I always include a facial pic
I've just checked my mailbox on here and of the messages I've sent in response to ad's. 1% are still unread, 7% are conversations that haven't worked out (I'll take the blame there) and 92% unanswered.
OK, you have to make your ad stand out but at least have the decency to say a polite no thank you.
Sorry to go on a rant but I've had a bad day.
Glass of wine or a beer anyone?

Ok sorry to those for being off hand, but mavericks put it in a nutshell, all those who are being judgemental,dont call us lazy, try living in Cumbria, now wheres that hammer!
I thought my comments were constructive and I thought I was friendy and non judgmental.
At the end of the day it just boils down to the fact that there are far more single men than couples or females.
Unfortunately probably most of the guys who reply do well written responses - it just a question of making them really stand out - Hence why I also pointed out some other options rolleyes

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7 Mar 2006

Quote by Sarah
If you are not a munch regular or this is your first munch, please can you pm me, with the name you would like on your badge, also any couples, if you want your own badge name rather than Mr Ivegotahardon and Mrs Ivegotahardon, please also let me know many thanks.

:twisted:

Oooh it's getting closer now :happy:
If you need a hand just say the word wink

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7 Mar 2006

Quote by teppic
for those who dont know what this is about...this is a lighthearted thing ..nothing menacing

Not true - you're a total menace bolt

Welcome back btw wink

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7 Mar 2006

Hiya
:welcome: to the forum
Feel free to ask if you're unsure of anything - we won't bite honest :twisted:

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6 Mar 2006

Quote by davej
complicate isn't it Cie...I'd still go for the hammer and nail option.

And I was just about to write part 2 what not to do lol

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6 Mar 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
With you on the Davej thing - I only saw him for about 10 seconds at a munch, then got all shy and starstruck and legged it

:giggle: I actually threw myself at him and flung my arms around him.... I think I squealed as well redface

:lol2:
Shireen
xxx
Oh so it's you that made him munchphobic then? :giggle:

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6 Mar 2006

Hiya Cie-Cumbria :welcome: to the forum.
I'll try to be as helpful as I can by offering a female perspective (granted every woman's view isn't going to be the same as mine)
Firstly as Fabio has said your in the majority group so you really need to make yourself stand out.
A lot of couples and singles don't even look at ads without pics so it might be getting a selection on you profile - not cock pics (you can block your face out if you wish or put up a nice body shot). Have a read of some of the other male ads to check out the competition wink

Bear in mind females get a lot of replies to ads so may not even bother looking at other ads, but just reply to recieved responses so it's worth making an effort to reply to other ads. But be spefic and show what you have to offer - don't just copy and paste replies.
I would also say that the number of males/females/couples on the forums is more evenly balanced, so you may want to join in around here and get yourself known to improve your odds a bit biggrin

Lastly, there's also the socials and munches where you can get to meet a lot of the regular forum users.
In a nutshell this site has a lot of different mediums through which to meet people, but whichever areas of the site you use you'll find the more effort you put in, the more you'll get out of it.
Good luck :thumbup:

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6 Mar 2006

Quote by Missy
Missy you're really scaring me!!!!!

Scaring meself HLB - Was imagining the vicars face as he christened twins DamBlonde and HornyBuster :shock: (cos was a long time scrolling in excitement and it had built from one to twins!!!) :shock:
Given the choice I think I'd prefer DamHorny and BlondeBuster lol

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6 Mar 2006

Quote by Missy
I nearly had a heart attack when I saw this had been bumped as it still said updated in the title.
I was thinking "wtf's db gone and done now?"

You and me both!!! Was scrolling me head off looking for the new announcement!!! Was running ahead of meself in me scrolling excitement :lol2: ....... had names picked out for your newborn and everything :shock:
Missy you're really scaring me!!!!!

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6 Mar 2006

Quote by martellnotts
WEll congratulations to you both
Couldnt happen to a nicer woman HLB
Hope - as Im sure you will be it all runs smoothly
Yippppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bob

bob.
I nearly had a heart attack when I saw this had been bumped as it still said updated in the title.
I was thinking "wtf's db gone and done now?" lol

Thanks to Winchwench for the kind words kiss

And personally I think it would be better if I went on the stag night with all the guys and he had a hen night with all the girls :twisted:

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5 Mar 2006

Questionnaire:
1 - Are you male/female/couple?
Female
2 - How many munches have you attended?
12
3 - What is the typical/average time lapse between the munches you have attended?
1 month
4 - After attending your first munch (not including people you already knew or have had sex with or people you have already arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with as a direct result of attending the munch?
I had a thresome after the munch
5 - As a result of attending a subsequent munch (not including people you had already met at a previous munch/socially or already have had sex with or arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with directly as a result of attending that munch?
had a threesome after the munch & arranged 2 other meets
6 - What do you estimate to be the typical number of attendees at the munches you have attended?
100
7 - What would you estimate to be the typical % of attendees you get to know at a munch?
Agree with NN that the % changes after a few munches as you already know a lot of the attendees
8 - Do you ever arranged to meet a person/people who you have not met at a munch?
Not very often
9 - How many munches would you estimate you will be attending this year?
20 dunno

10 - What is your primary reason for attending a munch?
Initially I decided to go because I'm generally attracted to outgoing, confident people and I found that very difficult to judge on line.
Also because I was too lazy to sit and read loads of crap 1 liners to find people I wanted to swing with lol

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5 Mar 2006

I'm sure you would enjoy it.
A few people have said it already, but at most munches there are volunteers who are allocated by the organiser to meet people at the door, and help them settle in.
If you're really that nervous then it might be worth thinking about attending a smaller social first so you can sit down and have a chat with a few regulars and then when you go to a munch it will be less scary as you'll already know a few people

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5 Mar 2006

Same here. 3 munches in a month is a bit too much for my bank balance to cope with - otherwise I would've loved to attend.
Good luck though and hopefully I'll get to a Welsh munch in the near future biggrin

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4 Mar 2006

Hiya c4c :welcome: to the forum.
I have to agree with the other ladies who have posted - don't like the username but that's only my personal opinion you mat find others that do.
1 more tip hunnie, loose the caps lock.
Happy hunting :thumbup:

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4 Mar 2006

Excellent post! I'm going to save the link for future reference when the next moaner comes along lol

I've just read you ad as well. Straight to the point and clear criteria, but it's nice to know the responders are actually reading it and not sending the turkey necks.
I also think your ad is slightly more preferable to some of the other up there like the "I'm looking for bareback pregnancy risk sex" one :shock:
Takes all sorts I suppose dunno

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4 Mar 2006

Quote by fembernie
I think I'm in London this afternoon and this evening as well - what a coincidence

Really

If I bump into you I will buy you a drink wink

Ok so now you owe me a drink and I owe you a slap - sounds fair lol

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4 Mar 2006

Quote by fembernie
Sorry - you can slap me later

Is that a promise? :twisted:

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4 Mar 2006

Sarge
You're such a post tease!!! lol

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4 Mar 2006

I think I'm in London this afternoon and this evening as well - what a coincidence lol

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4 Mar 2006

Wohoo!!! :happy:
Looks like an interesting crew for the Pre munch drinkies - as long as I don't have to take Marcuso shopping for a handbag :giggle:

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4 Mar 2006

Quote by fembernie

Has anyone mentioned any pre-munch drinks yet ? I can't find anything. I don't know which Hotel chain we're staying in ( I'm a bloke) but I know we're within easy wobble distance of the venue, so we'll probably call in to the venue for one or two when we get down to that London.

Pre munch drinks were mentioned in the PM which HLB should have
You weren't supposed to tell him Bernie!!!
I was keeping it a secret until at least 2pm to prevent any pre munch wobbling lol

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3 Mar 2006

STOP Nooooooooooooooo!!!!
I've just checked the SH Towers archives and it's as I suspected........
The Shed is a Grade II listed avatar and as such cannot be moved, altered or replaced without prior permission of the SH Towers Council - Head of which is me :giggle:

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3 Mar 2006

Oooh good
Some more loo rolls for me and Blonde to hide :giggle:

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2 Mar 2006

Phredd & St3v3.
You could've said "Hi". Where's your manners?
Be nice and friendly like me :smug:

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2 Mar 2006

Hiya
:welcome: to the Forum.
Have you tried the dogging info button or asking in the dogging forum.
You may find someone there with a bit more knowledge
Good luck with your search :thumbup:

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1 Mar 2006

Quote by dambuster
Go on then; while I'm embarrassing myself
When you can't "fuck through" anymore
I think I ought to admit to at least myself that it's time I rang the NHS Quitline thing

Ahh I so love how you try these things, but..................
If you injure mycock you're in serious trouble evil

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