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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by redwine_lover
a helping hand is always welcome..except from bi guy notts lol

I'll tell him you said that lol
Hiya :welcome: to:swingingchair: heaven.
Have you thought about attending one of the socials?
That way you and ytour wife could get to know a few people and ask questions in a no pressure environment 1st and then if you find you're happy, take the next step with someone you've already met and feel comfortable with
Whatever you decide good luck :thumbup:
Quote by dambuster

Well we could always turn the tables so to speak and use your bum!
:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
:giggle:

Hmmmm - there's an idea :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:shock:
Quote by Sarah
Thank you :P
(Poor HLB, having to draw all that again :P )
(I don't dare say the angle is not quite right!)(runing off to hide)

Oii!! smackbottom
I'm trying my best. And I can't do it again because I'm running out of bum space lol
Careful what you wish for Tweaky!!
The Avatar Challenge has been running for ages and it still get's added to so you might find yourself being imitated quite soon wink
Quote by fabio grooverider

Italy – Francesco Totti

got some bacd news for you with reagrds to this chappie....
Broke his leg really badly last weekend (although not as badly as alan smith) and is going to miss the world cup....
you'll need to find another italian to lust over.......
sean xxxxxxx
Maybe he needs a bit of physio :twisted:
Quote by wild rose and the stag
we so owe you one, smile we hated thumper, we pm'd darkfire cos we love her andthen tried to reassure her , we slated the mods and spent all evening chatting about how things were going downhill cos money is involved here now, then i log on and GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR mad we've been had redface
watch your backs you two
staggy and rose are out to get ya :twisted: lol
wrats
xx

I fully admit it was when we read your post we knew we had to start dropping hints and fess up.
The admin were on it - Elliott was going to ban tramper. The only reason he didn't was because Dawn told him what we were up to so hats of to the admin and the mods worship
Quote by Darkfire
It's going to be at least March time before I have time/patience to organise something ....work and family committments are through the roof at the moment - but, I will start looking at something for the Nottingham/ Derby area asap and update as I go along.

If you want a hand just say the word biggrin
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I spend time making sure Tramper never got his ass banned and I don't get a cock shot pm :eeek:
Sometimes life just aint fair rolleyes

I know. It's such a shame we ran out of time, I wanted himto send one to Pololady as well :giggle:
Quote by blueocean
:shock: That's alcohol abuse lol Disgraceful wink That lot could've supplied 4 munches or 2 Dammie wobbles lol bolt
Carl

Quote by Shireen_Mids
I have a feeling that Darkfire will be after Dammies arse rotflmao
Shireen
xxx

Well she did say she was going to do something rather nasty to his bollox so I think he'll be staying clear for a while lol
OK it’s confession time.
The lovely Shireen wanted another masquerade ball. We couldn’t quite manage that but we had a ball masquerading as Tramperand Saucyminx.
We had to give the game up and start dropping hints after the Mods were getting hassle for for not banning Tramper.
Thanks to everyone for the laughs you’ve given us over the past 2 days. We sat here last night crying with laughter.
Special thanks to Dawniewho’d spotted our IP addresses almost immediately and stopped Elliott from banning tramper and to NWCfor keeping quiet kiss
Darkfire – you’re a legend :thumbup:
Hope nobody was too offended.
Oh one last thing…..
Gotcha!!!!! lol
Quote by fem_4_taboo
i actually like the guy , lol
hes taken it all very well i think lol
xxxxxxxx lou xxxxxxxx

:shock:
Quote by Tramper

If you wish to recieve an invite to this or any other social event you might want to change the attitude

Is that cos you wont be able to get it up on the night ??????
He gets it up every night mate.
I'm more than satisfied thank you very much!!!!
Quote by Tramper
Nice Ass kiss
You have a PM Baby :68:

It takes one to know one I suppose - now why don't you just go back to thread Sarah kindly started for you mad
btw - wtf is a :68:
Quote by Sarah
I'll start
I'm 21+, love animals and children and want to work with local good causes when I get older lol

Sarah do you really think someone with that attitude would have a job looking after others - I think he'll grow up to be a traffic warden
Quote by Darkfire
ladies and gentlemen, we have a troll rolleyes

Erm this may seem like a daft question, but what's a troll? I too blonde and stupid to know rolleyes
Quote by dambuster
I dread to think of the mileages I've done in the name of love.
I used to drive from Heford in W Germany over to Sheffield to see someone for the weekend :shock:
In my early twenties, I used to walk the six miles (just checked on autoroute) from Debden to Littlebury, then back to camp, daily; to see Mk I for a couple of hours.

And all the way to West London to keep Mk IV happy passionkiss
Quote by dambuster
Don't you worry you're rolleyes pretty little blonde head about it, Darlin.
It's one of those "gammer and spellink" moan and graons.

:doh: I get it now.
Must have been a bit distracted innocent
Quote by Darkfire
I have other sports in which I have vested interests.....
like.....
Boxing
Ok that's passable
and even .....Darts!! :shock:
Eewww. Get a grip woman
oh, and doesnt Jonah look like a bigger and more Maoui version of PrestonDevils??? :shock:

Nothing like. PrestonDevils looks like this:
Quote by steveg_nw
It depends if the other shopper is one of your friends or not. If it's one of your friends then you are colluding with each other to buy the shoes and you are both counted as offside. If it isn't one of your friends then it makes the job of buying the shoes even harder and will give you far more satisfaction if you eventually manage to buy them. This is not offside.
Steve

Aah but what if a shopper is not one of your friends and is trying to get to the till, but not to buy anything, just to ask where the handbags are. If they're not intending to buy something surely they can't be off side lol
Quote by Darkfire
OK Darkfire
Is this more your sort of thing
Vinny Jones

yes Yes Yessss YESSSSS ohhhhhh godddddd Hello!!
Amen lol
Do I sense you're coming round to football a bit now:giggle: