Now who said footballers were soft?
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HornyLittleBlonde
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Only when having a tug :wanker:
It's a throwback to my childhood
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Oh Dear - seems I'm in a naughty mood again.
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Dawnie you had to ask didn't you
Blonde
Quote by blonde
'football' thread
Oh dear - I missed that. Now we may have to disagree on this one.
I think I need to educate you about the "beautiful people playing the beautiful game"
HLB ...............
I Love football and rugby
its not just a boys thingie is it sweetie ? .................. should we explain tthe off side rule? :smug: Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
BlondeI've just started educating Darkfire on football (see new thread) the only way I know how.
Feel free to add anything I've missed :giggle:
We're only 3 months away from the World Cup and Darkfire wants to throw all the football threads into the SH bottomless pit and I'm sure others would agree (dammie certainly will). :shock:
Now whilst I understand you don't want a debate or commentary from every match to discuss:
Should he have been sent off?
Was that off side?
I think there is a place for a football thread every now and then, so I thought I'd start the run up to the World Cup by trying to Educate Darkfire and others that there is a benefit to this
Now Darkfire I know you prefer Rugby, but even you must see something you like here:
Sweden – Freddie Ljungberg :inlove:
Now whilst I understand you don't want a debate or commentary from every match to discuss:
Should he have been sent off?
Was that off side?
I think there is a place for a football thread every now and then, so I thought I'd start the run up to the World Cup by trying to Educate Darkfire and others that there is a benefit to this
Now Darkfire I know you prefer Rugby, but even you must see something you like here:
Sweden – Freddie Ljungberg :inlove:
Quote by PoloLady
Sadly such is the nature of the net that most newbies steam in head first to any site and simply post before reading anything. Flaming them and or taking the pi$$ is not the way to deal with the issue. (the combination policing approach is a proven approach - the art is knowing when to ease off once the newbie has realised what a twat they have made of themselves and actually makes some effort) The only way to deal with it is to give people guidence and educate them in the ways of the SH forum and do this again and again and again til your. (or educate them in one swift piss-take, which makes them reassess why they are here)Another point of view is that you all may have debated what is the average cock size a thousand times but a newbie hasent, why should they be denied that right? (because it is boring as fuck for the rest of us and.... if they don't get shot down on the cock size thread - the next ones they post will be "do women really gush" "how do I get my gf to do anal" "cut or uncut" "shaved or not" "width or length" and so on - result.... the forum is filled with crap!) I post at another website hobby based that although smaller has the same issues with newbies as this site, the differance here however is that there are many people signing up everyday which in a way makes some disposable. When someone enters the other site I visit and posts an idiot newbie post they get guidance from everyone there rather than the OMG :censored:
Not directing this at anyone, not trying to rain on anyones parade, just making a point.
(expressing an opinion - me too)
Mr Tweeky
Tweaky
I'm going to use the pub analogy again here.
Imagine your sat in the pub on a Saturday afternoon enjoying a few pints with your mates.
A bus load of football fans turn up pissed. There dancing around, being baffoons, but you carry on enjoying yourself with your mates.
1 of the drunken baffoons accidentally bumbs into and spills your pint. He apologises and you say "no problem"
When this has happened 6 or 7 times, would your reaction be as calm or would you loose your rag?
Now if the 7th person hasn't seen the previous 6 incidents - he probably thinks you're overreacting and will moan about how unfriendly the locals are.
Does that make sense?
Now whilst I agree that we need new people to keep the forums alive and I try to be friendly to most newbies, I'm here to have fun at the end of the day and not here just to babysit people.
Quote by Darkfire
I sit here reading that thread...and you can imagine the people invloved, running round thier house like kids, laughing heads off while trying to recreate the avatars out of household items - Elliot's ET is a classic - i sat here with my sides hurting thinking about Dammy & HLB doing a household scrapheap challenge type thing, and one of them truimphantly holding aloft that stick (finger)
I must admit I was crying with laughter when we did that - I kept having to set the timer on the camera and had 5 second to run back and get in the microwave box!!!
The other one that made me laugh was dammie did eagersluts old avatar and I wrote the letters DB on his arse in permanent marker
Quote by new2trot
Hi, I'm new here. I read your profile and thought you'd like to show me the ropes.
*sigh*
Ah yes that old chestnut. Similar to:
"I'm a virgin and I'm looking for a lady to educate me. Add me to your MSN"
Me "Oooh great! Just what I'm looking for. I've always wanted to have sex with inexperienced virgins, which is why I decided to join a swinging site"
Quote by davej
excuse me HLB....I'm doing me best ya know! I've been running round the place with the old dustpan trying to sweep up stuff honest I have, but no soooner is my back turned then someone comes in through the door, kicks off their shoes and plonks another load of crap on the table top.
Anyways seeing as you've kindly decided to collect some stuff in your bin bags could you grab hold of any jokes and throw them in there.
Not a problem Dave
I'll see if Naked Cleaner's around to give me a hand with all those jokes :thumbup:
Right time to clean the towers out folks.
I want to see everyone down on their hands and knees :twisted:
The place seems to be getting a bit cluttered with the same old rubbish so I've decided to set an example and set the ball rolling by moving all the rubbish into the bottomless pit. :angel:
So far I've got rid of:
Shaved/unshaved
Cock size
Is the chatroom down?
Postcodes
Why was my post locked?
Take a look at my add
So lets get this place ship shape. Let me know if there's anything else to go in the bottomless pit.
For those that don't know - the bottomless pit is located at the back of the Towers behind Eagersluts layby?
I want to see everyone down on their hands and knees :twisted:
The place seems to be getting a bit cluttered with the same old rubbish so I've decided to set an example and set the ball rolling by moving all the rubbish into the bottomless pit. :angel:
So far I've got rid of:
Shaved/unshaved
Cock size
Is the chatroom down?
Postcodes
Why was my post locked?
Take a look at my add
So lets get this place ship shape. Let me know if there's anything else to go in the bottomless pit.
For those that don't know - the bottomless pit is located at the back of the Towers behind Eagersluts layby?
Quote by davej
your thinking about Heathers one on the cat Shireen, but there is a peach knocking around where missy tried to look like a car seat.
You mean Missy Goes Dogging
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