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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by DreamerHelen
I'm posting too!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I need someone to keep me awake....not been sleeping well lately and I'm bloody knackered...LoL.....gotta stay awake and work biggrin

Dirty stop out!!!!! lol
Hello and :welcome:
Hope you enjoy it here as much as I do!!!
btw I like chocalate hobnobs with my coffee :giggle:
Quote by skimpy
Hi there you two,
can me and devon 1 come please ??? lol It would be great to see you both again at such a happy occasion.

Hi you two. Glad you can make it.
It will be great to see you both again :happy:
Quote by cuddlebunny
Hi xxxx
Can I come....please??
Would be great to see you two again........and perhaps snog the groom (hehehehehe).....
or maybe the bride (mmmmmmmmm).....................oh,sod it.......can I snog you both?
:rose:

Of course you can kiss
Quote by lustwench
Congrats you two great news and all the best of everything in the future
Lustewench and Bad Habit

Thanks you two kiss
Quote by Jawnathan
I would like to blag a place on the list if possible, if not then the reserve list, hopefully by the time this comes around someone will vouch for me.

Hi Jawnathan. We'll put you on the reserve list for now and review it nearer the time. :thumbup:
If there's a regular member who can vouch for you please pm me.
Quote by tattyxpx
You don't need one Tatty so stop being greedy smackbottom lol lol lol
It's for new members when they are upgrading to premium membership.
Jas
XXX

Ahhh haaaaa!!!
redface but Jas... I am greedy :angel:
i feel like i'm missing out on summink now sad
Well I'm sure the owners would be more than happy to accept your £50 if you want to pay to be here :giggle:
Alternatively, you could use the £50 for other things - like coming for a night out with me!!!!
:cheers: :beer: :cheers: :beer: :cheers:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
BWM how could you resist, notice he wants to be a SUB lol not a provisional , you could have a lot of fun with him.
also a lift where and when? to the local tescos???
im only pulling ya leg irish
xxx lou xxx

Fem...you thought I didn't notice?? :shock: ;) :giggle:
You two are wicked :twisted:
Minx x x
Quote by EagerSlut
Yeah, sorry Darkfire, I stole the IC thing biggrin
This thread has become more comedic than I intended. It's not a bad thing, it's funny biggrin
But yes, I've already been introduced via a hello thread. So why didn't you post in it, HMM EAGER? silly
IC

Um.........I've been.........errm..............otherwise engaged let's just say! redface redface redface
:rascal: :rascal: bolt

What's HMM? dunno
Nice one IC - First time I've every seen UES stuck for words :giggle:
in edit HMM is like hmm only louder :giggle:
Interesting Post :thumbup:
Can't help with the pm though. I make it a rule never to do mercy shags or pms, but
:welcome to the forum. wink
Quote by The Slutty One
He's already been introduced to me, Steph and Darkfire wink
You go IC (tm Darkfire)- have fun and good luck :thumbup:

God help him then hunni! lol lol lol
kiss wink wink

smackbottom Cheeky Bleeda!!!
He's already been introduced to me, Steph and Darkfire wink
You go IC (tm Darkfire)- have fun and good luck :thumbup:
Quote by PoloLady
Get a room you two :giggle:

Don't you want to watch :twisted:
Watch :shock:
Now where's the fun in that? :twisted:
Quote by debbiewebs
oo sarge just go a fooking agnor me then!,....i dont care :kissmyarse:
i do really sad

Sorry Debs, was I agnoring you???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :rascal: :rascal:
:inlove:
smackbottom Debs
You're supposed to be slowing down.
yet you're still trying to shag the Sarge everychance you get.
Leave room for me!!! :twisted:
Well maybe you should be granted the contract, then you could be certified as the SH Towers Official Cleaner biggrin
Quote by LilMissGullable
Got room for a lil 1????
Hope so biggrin

We sure have kiss
Quote by raider_6
any chance i can come to my 1st meet?

Raider you're on the list :thumbup:
Quote by firehott00001
can we come ??????

Firehot you put you names down on page 4, but kiss for being so keen wink
Quote by tall_dark_n_havesome
My biggest disappointment is the loss of wit and humour in so many of the threads. The intial excitement and enjoyment when I first joined all seems to have been lost along with many of the posters.
Ithas also sold its soul, I dont blame Mark for selling out...most people would.
But mayb it will manage to stay a cut above the rest...

I know what mean and I understand Judy's frustrations - I'm beginning to lose my patience.
I'm trying to be helpful, but at the moment I feel like a stuck record jumping between saying:
Yes the sites been sold
Yes we know the postcodes are a pain
Yes we know the chatroom's got no chat

I did try to be proactive yesterday and went on a mission to bumb every fun and interesting thread I could think of, but within a couple of hours we were back to the same. :doh:
Oh well - I did try rolleyes
Sorry can't be arsed to go find it again.
Search for "important announcement" and read about how this is no longer a free site
Hiya Mike :welcome:
Quote by mik69
H.......my hobbies are all the usual stuff reading, walking (I'm a bit of an outdoor's person)#

So you're a dogger then :giggle:
Quote by lovejoy68
cant do it in one word so
my god how old was that photo!!!!

I suppose I should consider myself lucky then wink
Quote by raider_6
any chance of a copy lol

I think the evidence has been destroyed - or at least I hope it has!!!!
Quote by raider_6
lol u been in the pub after that night

I haven't, but the other person concerned has - that's when she found out about it innocent
Quote by raider_6
OMG i would have died lol whos cctv was it?

It belonged to a pub. We were "alone" in the garden area - or so we thought
Quote by raider_6
if u could use one word only to sum up yr first meet what would it be?:

I remember going to visit a certain female from this site for the first time and the word that springs to mind is...
Shock!!! :shock:
or at least it was when I found out we'd been caught on CCTV redface
Quote by surreycontacts2
Been together for five years and have been trying to work it out for four months but she has finally put an end to it because she doesn't want to hurt me anymore
It's all shit . . . but thanks for asking HLB xxx
oh, that's right i'm not supposed to be bovvered :cry:
SC

Aww
Sorry hun
I know it must hurt. Have a big cyber hug from me.
Quote by Mister_Discreet
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous pants?

Nice one.
That's what I love about this place - it's sooooo classy lol
Quote by Marcuso
OK folks!!!!
Shall I turn the REAL charm on??
I'm sure I could make her hair curl...................lol

smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Quote by st3v3
its because women don't get drunk and piss up the walls wink

I aim for the ceiling, stops people getting their feet wet.
bolt
I think you've forgotten the phrase "what goes up must come down" euwwww
What Darkfire said.
I don't often go in the non-chatroom - not unless Stephs there to hold my hand kiss
Now there's a woman that can flame worship