Check down the side of the sofa - that's where I always find it :thumbup:
I just hope it hasn't been nicked by the gang that stole my boobies. :shock:
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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
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Oh good another "here's my cock" thread 
Well here's my two pence worth.
Dambuster has always described be as a "true cock lover", but over the last couple of months having seen all the cock shot avatars, look at my cock posts and cock shot pms:
1. I don't care how many inches it is
2. I don't care how munch girth it's got
3. I'm not interested if it's trimmed or shaved
4. I'm not interested in looking at pics of them
Well here's my two pence worth.
Dambuster has always described be as a "true cock lover", but over the last couple of months having seen all the cock shot avatars, look at my cock posts and cock shot pms:
1. I don't care how many inches it is
2. I don't care how munch girth it's got
3. I'm not interested if it's trimmed or shaved
4. I'm not interested in looking at pics of them
I'm afraid I have some more bad news !!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Does that mean we have to put up with you cleaning and tidying threads up still?
Oh well I think I can cope with that.
To all of the Mod team
whether you choose to stay or go, you've all done a sterling job!! To do a days work and come home to "voluntary work" takes a speacial kind of person
Does that mean we have to put up with you cleaning and tidying threads up still?
Oh well I think I can cope with that.
To all of the Mod team
whether you choose to stay or go, you've all done a sterling job!! To do a days work and come home to "voluntary work" takes a speacial kind of person A very big :welcome: to the forum
Snesh
You're like a breath of bresh air.
I've read a couple of your posts. Like you I was once the "ellusive single bi-fem", but I'm now part of a couple.
One thing I will say is that I have never had an ad on this site. Most of the females on here get bombarded by messages regardless.
Added to that is the safety aspect of meeting people alone.
When I was single, the only people I met were through the socials and munches. I chose this route because:
1. You get to meet people in a safe envornment.
2. You know who's female, who's a couple and who's male.
3. You get to meet a wide range of people all in one night
4. You can get to see who you "click with" whilst having a brill night out.
Oh and there's a bit to be said about some of the "after parties as well"
It may not be the way to go for everyone, but you might want to give it a try
Snesh
You're like a breath of bresh air.
I've read a couple of your posts. Like you I was once the "ellusive single bi-fem", but I'm now part of a couple.
One thing I will say is that I have never had an ad on this site. Most of the females on here get bombarded by messages regardless.
Added to that is the safety aspect of meeting people alone.
When I was single, the only people I met were through the socials and munches. I chose this route because:
1. You get to meet people in a safe envornment.
2. You know who's female, who's a couple and who's male.
3. You get to meet a wide range of people all in one night
4. You can get to see who you "click with" whilst having a brill night out.
Oh and there's a bit to be said about some of the "after parties as well"
It may not be the way to go for everyone, but you might want to give it a try
Peanut, I have to agree with you.
I think that because the site has a sexual nature, the introduction of charging will no doubt infer to people that paying up and becomming a member will automatically result in sex.
And being a female trust me you don't have to write a decent ad to get bombarded with 1 line pms - hell you don't even have to have an ad!!!
I've never had an ad since joining this site, yet I still get the pms.
I think that because the site has a sexual nature, the introduction of charging will no doubt infer to people that paying up and becomming a member will automatically result in sex.
And being a female trust me you don't have to write a decent ad to get bombarded with 1 line pms - hell you don't even have to have an ad!!!
I've never had an ad since joining this site, yet I still get the pms.
Quote by fem_4_taboo
hi dan and jen,
welcome into the forums
this thread started out on the wrong footing, and the poll didnt actually match the thread title as such.
but i would like to say your responce to our respone was nice to see, you read , undrestood and came back with good humour.
yes i am a single fem, yes i have met people. however IMHO as a single fem im more likely to meet up with people i know from the forums.
have fun , keep safe
xxx lou xxx
Hiya Dan & Jen
I have to agree with the above.
Personally I have never had an ad. I wouldn't want an inbox full of pms and spend my nights trying to sort out the true from the bullshit.
That's what I love about the forum. You get to know peoples personalities and when you meet people at the socials and munches you can see for yourself who they are.
It may not be everyones cup of tea, but I like it
So join in the fun and get to know the real people - you never know where you might be in a months time :twisted:
Quote by steveg_nw
The moderator hat that is..
The ‘feel’ and ethos of the site has changed so much that I’m spending less and less time here than I ever did previously and as you’re no doubt aware the majority of my time is now being spent elsewhere. This used to be my home on the internet but since the decorators have been in it just doesn’t feel as comfortable as it used to.
I hope I'll still be able to pop into the forums from time to time (unless of course my membership disappears) but I have no desire to give the impression that I’m still helping to moderate a site when clearly I’m not. That would be unfair to all concerned.
It’s been a fun 3 years ........
Steve
PS .... the membership is staying apparently so I'll see you around.
Well after having anotherbirthday you probably feel ready for retirement
I don't think there's any hard and fast rules.
Although hotrod has a point about going to munches as you get to know people it's not essential.
There's no magic number of posts, but the more you post the more you get to know people and they get to know you.
It's no different to well you meet someone for the first time in real life. At some point you just feel comfortable and at home in their company.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that youwill come to a point when youdon't feel like a newbie anymore?
Although hotrod has a point about going to munches as you get to know people it's not essential.
There's no magic number of posts, but the more you post the more you get to know people and they get to know you.
It's no different to well you meet someone for the first time in real life. At some point you just feel comfortable and at home in their company.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that youwill come to a point when youdon't feel like a newbie anymore?
Quote by Sarah
cock shots
I think Sunday's count was 6
and last week in total was about 20 I think, I got soooooooooooo bored of counting
Why HLB do you want to borrow some!!!!! :P
Ermm thanks, but no thanks.
I am proud to say I now have a cock free pm box and I'd very much like to keep it that way
Quote by Sarah
We have just spent the last 20 mins amusing ourselves by reading my unwanted shag me pm's
One of them requested 'panda sex'
Now we've not heard of this, can some one enlighten us please
Thankyou
:shock:
I also think it means "eats, shoots & leaves"
This is probably in the glossary section.
So how many cock pics have you got so far?
I'm sure Pololady's looking to expand her coffee table book
Quote by PoloLady
May I just clarify....
any standard members who wish to upgrade their membership account to super platinum plus - payments should be by cheque or postal order to the sum of £100, payable to PoloLady. PM me for details of where to send the payment.
If you have a Paypal account - that works for me too
I may be interested. :giggle:
What addtional features would I get with the Super platinum plus membership?
I expect a shiny platinum plus button at the very least
Quote by Stuart_Tanina
We wouldn't miss this one for the world!!!
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Crikey does this mean a hat and a suit?
Will be great to see you again and no hats required
Quote by midsmanuk
yes we would like to attend
We'll put you on the reserve list for now :thumbup:
Quote by lilnfil
I'll promise to wear my big red shoes so you can try both on this time dambuster
Well you've got to come now
to the SH taxi driversQuote by gingerminge38
Oh dear ! Sounds like you're having a bad day? Isn't this just the down side of having a nice picture of your bum on public display ? Remember some here don't type so good... Copy and paste is their only hope...
I don't think typing is an issue - even if it just says I've noticed on your profile you live in this area or your looking for ***, it shows that they've at least read it.
What we're talking about here is the people that have a one line message and spam every female the search function throws up - and these are usually the same people who come in the cafe moaning that they've been here a week and not had a meet yet
I'm afraid I will treat spam on Swinging Heaven the same way I treat all spam mail - delete, closely followed by ignore.
