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30 Jan 2006

TiS
If I've not said it before hello and :welcome: to the forum.
I'm sorry you're feeling like this, but we all are protective of ourselves and others.
I know Frecklebird and can say hand on heart she is a fabulous person.
Bear in mind that there will always be a few unsavoury characters on sites like this - not just journalists, but men pretending to be women etc.
Now I'm not saying that you are not genuine for one minute, but when you talk to people on line you have to trust you past experience and gut instincts.
Anyone who isn't genuine isn't going to tell you that - so sometimes when they're are discrepancies in what someone says or they seem a bit "over curious" yes some of us may start to ask questions.
In this lifestyle you should take risks. If I was going to meet someone and they wanted to chat on the phone or see me on web cam to prove I was a woman should I be offended that they think I'm a liar, or respect that that's a sensible thing to do?
Try not to take it personally wink

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30 Jan 2006

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29 Jan 2006

New2trot you're on the list.
Will be good to see you again kiss

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29 Jan 2006

Sorry to hear that hun, but it's good to know there is no ill feeling.
Nice to see you on the forum kiss

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29 Jan 2006

Still recovering and piecing my swiss cheese memory together so for now I'll just say
Fantastic night and big thanks to Kaz kiss

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Quote by Darkfire
Dammy Vanilla :shock: , erm, no, we dont do vanilla
cue Dark & co cracking up in fits of uncontrollable laughter, poor waiter stood there a bit

Quote by martellnotts
one lasting vision from last night was when I was in the taxi on the way home, sat in the front seat all of a sudden a head comes between the seats and this voice utters those immortal words words to the cab driver
"Bob - I love you Bob" - Dambuster what can I say mate a classic line from a classic bloke

I'm sat here now crying with laughter. db just looked over my shoulder to read the above and with a confused look on his face said
"I thought we got a Taxi back with Darkfire and..... Oh fluck I've done it again haven't I"
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28 Jan 2006

smackbottom

Markz
Get out of the nice ladies thread lol

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28 Jan 2006

I believe Davej currently has the cleaning contract for SH Towers (Sarge tell me if I'm wrong)
So Davej - come on own up. What have you done with all the stickies?

28 Jan 2006

You do know he's going to sulk now :giggle:
Not to worry. I've started getting excited now - I've got my munch "bubble" :happy:

28 Jan 2006

1. The Davej Avatar Challenge
2. The Swinging Heaven Signpost Challenge
3. The Idiot's Guide to Swinging for the Single Male

27 Jan 2006

Quote by daveandkelly_uk
...dont get us wrong,we have met some very nice single men off here,and they seem too be the ones from the old school of swinging,..

Ah I remember it well. There becoming a rare breed though.
And just to prove I do really appreciate the good ones, I once wrote This

Quote by Darkfire
And HLB, Can I add that link to the others that seem to be growing in number in my sig? :twisted:

Of course you can kiss

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Personally I think it should be compulsory for everyone to have it in their signature :giggle:

27 Jan 2006

I don't think anyone's mentioned this yet, but have youactually replied to any adverts?
Bear in mind the ratio of men to women on this site, women have the luxury of just sitting here doing nothing and just waiting for pm's (whether they want them or not).
My advice would be to let people get to know you so you stand out from the rest of the crowd add up your odds a bit wink

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27 Jan 2006

Or you could direct them to this.
My personal favourite that always makes me laugh
The Idiot's Guide to Swinging

27 Jan 2006

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Not sure about the hat - but I thing you shpuld wear a kilt :twisted:

26 Jan 2006

Quote by dubba0
naughty wigan couple do u travel all over the country, or r u just a pair of nosey twats?

Dubba it was a valid question. Looking at the profile they are a married couple with a bi female and bi curious male and the post doesn't say which of them is posting and if it is just the female or the couple who are organising this.

26 Jan 2006

Although the Admin and Steph are under no obligation to give details I do think the Admin should answer the following:
Did Steph break the AUP or Site rules in any way?
a simple yes or no will suffice

22 Jan 2006

Yep
I know exactly what you mean.
You'll get used to just deleting them after a while rolleyes

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It is annoying though mad

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16 Jan 2006

Hiya WestLondonLad
:welcome: to the forum.
Good introduction post :thumbup:
Keep posting and let people get to know you. All the munches are "stickied" at the top of this page.
Also keep an eye out for Newbie socials, which may give you the opportunity to meet a few of the regulars and ask a few questions wink

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15 Jan 2006

It would be breaking munchrules to put an age limit on an event, but there's no reason why you couldn't organise a social for under 35's although I don't particularly see the need for it dunno

dunno

I myself am in that age bracket and there's always been plenty of people under 35 at all the munches I've been to.
You might want to try it yourself somtime wink

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15 Jan 2006

Hiya Leonie & Adam
:welcome: to the forum

15 Jan 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
:shock: :shock: :shock:
St3v3, dont you dare reply
HLB, you want to see the pm's I send him, :twisted: One liners but full Four letter words

I just knew it :smug:
He's come back to check his pm's :giggle:

15 Jan 2006

:welcome: to the forum Grantd
Excellent post :thumbup:

15 Jan 2006

Hiya Redaf
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven

15 Jan 2006

Quote by Noel
Our office hours are 10 - 5 Monday to Friday, but most of us are online most of the time outside them hours. Sorry for that bit of downtime just then.

No apologies required. It wasn't a dig it was an observation as to the amount of unsociable hours you put in :thumbup:

Quote by Darkfire
why though?
and yeah Shireen, I think we're turning St3v3 :twisted:

He does seem to like it here doesn't he :giggle:

Quote by st3v3
There's no chance of turning me.

No thatsounds like a challenge :twisted:
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15 Jan 2006

Here's the link to the previous thread
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/65719.html

15 Jan 2006

I just think he's beginning to like it here wink

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He's already been certified by Naughty Wigan Couple and he almost got certified by Sarah last night :shock:

15 Jan 2006

Good afternoon folks
I have a something to ask the admin. It's not a moan or groan or anything technical - just me being a nosey sod.
What hours do you work? Is it generally Monday - Friday 9-5 or do you work shifts? dunno

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I was wondering because I noticed most of the admin weren't here over Christmas - except for St3ve.
And I've noticed St3v3 logged in today.
Now the curiosities killing me. St3v3 are you:
a) Working
b) Getting addicted to the site
c) You were missing NWC and couldn't stay away
:giggle:
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15 Jan 2006

Hiya
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven:
Excellent first post :thumbup:
I'm sure you'll love it here.

14 Jan 2006

Well I had a look this afternoon and got very much the same as Sarah and Blonde.
But if you want someone to hold your hand - I'll risk it with you while db's having a shower.
If Steph's around she'll protect us with her flame thrower :giggle:

14 Jan 2006

I think we should come up with another certification for St3v3 :giggle:

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Damn ... I'm sorry to hear that Sarah....and just that programme on naked fireman has just started on C4 :shock:

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Don't worry I'll switch to C4 and tell you if it's any good evil

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